STREE 2 - SARKATE KA AATANK !!!

STREE 2 - SARKATE KA AATANK !!!

REVIEWED BY: ARINDAM SAIN 

'Tabahi pakki hain, aag tu, main paani.' 'Woh toh puja ke din o mein aati thi.' 'Kabhi kabhi der se aana na, accha hota hain.' Kaun phaade hain 'Chanderi Puran' ke PANNE; Rudra hain hum, woh kaun aayega, woh bhi pata karna hain MANNE. Come down ya Calm down ! Aayi Chitthi, gayi Chitti ! 

Laut ke aayi ho phir se mere PAAS; khush ho gayo hain, tumhari yeh Chanderi ke DEVDAS. 'Tumhare teh, tumhare hain, tumhare hee rahenge hum.' Ungli sahi salaamat hain; it was just a love bite ! Delhi se kaun aaya ? 'Kaati raat maine khet o mein, tu aayi nahi', lekin 'woh aa raha hain.' 'Meri jaan jaa rahi hain, aap ko santulan ki padhi hain.' 

Who demolished whose statue and why ? Kya uski chamatkaari choti aur kaala jaadu ka ABHYAAS; rok paayegi Mahapooja mein MAHAVINAASH ? Enemies of modern women ! 'Ganji hain, lekin zinda hain.' Kaun hain ish Mahabharat ka Sanjay ? 'Aankhon mein hain jiske pyar; ek aisa kalakaar'. 

'Vicky please !' start the war. Kemcho Rudra Bhaiya, ekdum MAZA MA; kya Chanderi mein dance karegi, aap ki Romantic Rani, SHAMA ? 'Aaj ki raat mazaa husn ka, aankhon se lijiye.' Conservative Male Dominance Vs Modern Women Empowerment ! Momo at Bhopal ! 'Influencer hain, apna follower badhana chahta hain.' Ardhnariswar ! Mayabi Shakti ! 

'Aap ka Bluetooth unh ladkiyon se judaa huya hain.' Plan B ! B for Bhasky ! The mother responded to her child's call. 'Dil se nikaalo !' History repeats itself; in that epic war, the head pieces fell into the lava. Khatam hua 'Sarkate ka Aatank'; 'Koi itna khubsurat kaise ho sakta hain !' Just like Vicky, the Bhedia also fell in love with "STREE 2".

RAUTU KA RAAZ !!!

RAUTU KA RAAZ !!!

REVIEWED BY: ARINDAM SAIN 

'Sahi aur galat sirf nazariye ki baat hain.' 'Kaun kaheta hain mujhe dikhta nahi.' 'Hamesha yeh mat dekho, joh dikhaya jaa raha hain, woh dekho joh chupaya jaa raha hain.' The drunkard was on night duty ! 'Saab woh ladki akele jaa rahi thi.' 'Kaun hain tu decide karnewala, ki ladki kis time pe niklegi aur kis time pe nahi.'  

'Top class administrator thi; employee thi meri.' 'Post mortem ! Uski kya zaroorat hain, doctor ne sab check kar liya hain, bilkul natural death hain woh.' 'Principal hain aap, sahi toh boliye'. Phone Tirjugi ne kiya tha. Was the warden unmarried ? 'Upar se phone aa raha hain, warden ki body ko release kar do ?' Who recommended Govind ?

The cops spread out to start interrogations inside the blind school. Tanmay lives in Lucknow ! 'Footage toh nahi mil sakta, kaafi din o se CCTV bhi kharab pada hain na.' As per basic protocol, the cops must seal the crime scene till the investigation is over. Information pakka hain, toh uthao Ashraf Jaani ko interrogation ke liye. 

Camera off kar ke maaro, phir camera on karo. 'Iska call records nikalo.' Found the mobile handset, sent it for data retrieval. Cash recovered too ! Natasha shared something through WhatsApp. Let us hear Rajat's recorded speech. 'Sitaare bhi toh andhere mein chamakte hain !' Payel is missing from the Sevadham school ! 

'Roshan Seth, Blind school hatake aap ka project bann sakta hain.' Rajat was very happy after getting a letter from Diya. 'Pyar kisi ko dikhta nahi, mahsoos hota hain.' Hard disk kisne churaya Dussehra ki raat ko ? 'Principal hain, apni toh post ka khayal raakh.' Negi changed the entire game in front of the Home Minister. 

'Surya asht, pahadi mast'. Who resigned ? 'Hawa toh nikaala na, nahi toh Air Embolism ho jaayega.' If 'Lies' are bitter then 'Truth' are brutal. 'Tumhe azaad chorh kar, maine Naina ko rehaa kar diya, khud ko rehaa kar diya.' After so many years, Deepak is visiting his parents house after solving the case, "RAUTU KA RAAZ". 

SILENCE 2 - THE NIGHT OWL BAR SHOOTOUT !!!

SILENCE 2 - THE NIGHT OWL BAR SHOOTOUT !!!

REVIEWED BY: ARINDAM SAIN

'Aksar wahi se gujarta hain, jahan raasta na ho.' 'Naa hum shok bana sakte hain, naa hum kamjor ho sakte hain, you don't have that luxury', as you are in the team of the 'Special Crime Unit'. 'No latent fingerprints !' Grey Hoodie and Black Hoodie ! 'Facts toh facts hee hote hain.' 'Tum apne andar ki Harishchandra ko thoda kaabu mein rakhna.' 'Yeh K Vishnu, information le raha tha, ki de raha tha ?' 

The team led by ACP Avinash started to analyse the CCTV FOOTAGE; but, was that girl to be considered as a victim of collateral DAMAGE ? Sarayu Seth was not the main target ! 'Kuch toh connection hain !' Got a pen drive from the 'Direct to Home' envelope at Bhopal ! Check the WhatsApp and the pen drive. Who clicked Tara's photo from whose laptop ? 'Jaya, keep us informed, aage se Sanjana coordinate karegi.' 

The expensive red coloured bag is the clue. 'Dono ek hee organisation ke liye kaam kar rahi thi.' One thing is common in all the messages, that is 'SAM'. '12 SIMs !' 'Palat gayi zindagi.' After Aazma, it was Ashima ! Beware of auditions. 'Jaipur se jahannum ka ticket pakka !' Rich Boy's Club ! 'Your call made the difference.' The beasts have been captured timely. Hain kaun yeh Jeremy Johnson ? 'Ish drama ka antim scene hum likhenge; lekin checkmate karne ke liye, Raja ko isolate karna padega.' 

Aaja Piya tohe prashn karoon. Headphone laga ke suno phir se iska AWAAZ; pata karo kab padhi jaati hain Isha ki NAMAAZ. Lease agreements are not registered ! The remaining money was getting delivered to a private limited company !  'The DNA of that hair follicle matches completely !' Arjun was arrested from Peninsula Plaza. Kamaal ka clue hain yeh 'Kamel' matchbox; to solve the crazy case, "SILENCE 2 - THE NIGHT OWL BAR SHOOTOUT". 

MAHARAJ !!!

MAHARAJ !!!

REVIEWED BY: ARINDAM SAIN

'Dharm bhagbaan banne ka nahi, accha insaan banne ka maadhyam hain.' 'Ishwar saath chalta hain hamara, unse milne ke liye kisi bridge ki zaroorat nahi.' 'Kaun kahete hain, Bhagbaan aate nahi, tum Meera ke jaise bulaate nahi.' 'Naam se karm nahi, karm se naam baanta hain.' Realization, Reformation and Rehabilitation are the three pillars of social reforms as per the ideology of Dadabhai Naoroji. 'Joh haq ka hain, woh na miley, toh larho uske liye.' 'Charan seva nahi, parampara hain yeh !' 'Bombay, 7 dweep o se bana ek saher, joh ek angrezi Raja ko dahej mein mila.' The English King gave this city on lease to the East India company for 10 pounds per year. Bhale hee lease East India company ne liye ho, lekin phir bhi poore Bombay mein dabdaba, Gujarati Vaishnav sampraday ka hee tha. 

Moti haveli ke paas kiska mama ghar tha ? Born in a remote village of Gujarat in the year of 1832; after his mother's death, Karshan shifted to Bombay in the year of 1842 and at his young age, he fell in love with Kishori. 'O re Piya, aaj rang hain naya, aaj cherhegi Radha tujhe.' You are fighting for the rights of WIDOW; please watch your fiance through the WINDOW. 'Woh qaid uska nirnay hota hain, uski majboori nahi.' Tut gayo rishta, khula aur ek darwaza ! 'JJ ki laadli baanogi ?' Why did his aunt order him to get out of the house ? The readers of his writings gave him a space to bring in the social reforms. Blind devotion and blind faith can be dangerous, as you can be fooled by a cunning charismatic person.

 
Leelabati ko kyon khilaya woh laddoo ? 'Adamkhor ban chuki hain'. Apne kalam ko banao talwar; dharm se kshatriya na sahi, toh karm se baano kshatriya. The female student committed suicide ! 'Tumhe kho diya toh, yeh Karsan, Karsan nahi rahega.' The fight for justice began. His articles were not getting published in 'Rast Goftar' newspaper, so, he started his own Gujarati newspaper, 'Satya Prakash'. 'Akhbaar jwala sakte hain, sacchai ko nahi.' 'Mazdoor hartal pe ja sakte hain, Ishwar nahi.' Viraaj ko toh yehi paagal pasand hain. 'Mufat hoon, lekin dil saaf hain.' Woh ziddi ladki ne toh naa ka option hee nahi diya. Did Karsan accept her marriage proposal ? Defamation case filed against the media house ! Fire at the Press ! 

The Bhatia community backed out as court witnesses, due to threats from the goons. Dadabhai Naoroji and Kharshedji Cama gave full support to Karsandas Mulji. 'Press jwala sakte hain, tumhare jashbe ko nahi.' Twist in the tale ! Giridhar weds Leelabati ! 'Shaam ji kahan hain, yeh Shyam ji jaane.' The court case begins at the Supreme Court of Bombay. 'Dhol jitna hee khokla, shor utna hee jyada.' The government hospital doctor revealed the dark secret. 'Rannbhoomi badlegi, mera yuddh nahi.' No one is above the law. After hearing 32 witnesses, Sir Mathew Richard Sausse gave a landmark decision on 22nd April 1862. Karsandas was found not guilty regarding the defamation case and the criminal proceedings were suggested against Jadunath "MAHARAJ". 

MIRZAPUR (SEASON 3, 10 EPISODE WEB SERIES) !!!

MIRZAPUR (SEASON 3, 10 EPISODE WEB SERIES)

REVIEWED BY: ARINDAM SAIN

'Sher chaaye kitna bhi shaant ho, jungle ka Raja wohi hota hain.' 'Control, Power, Respect'. 'Savdhan rahena chahiye humein, ke kish pe bharosha kar rahe hain, kabhi kabhi fariste ke roop mein shaitan bhi mil jaate hain.' 'Samay ki apni yojana e hoti hain.' 'Yeh jungle hain beautiful.' 'Hum Bahubali hain, koi Don nahi.' 'Yeh bada kaand karne ke baad, underground ho jaate hain.' They are still searching for someone ! Itne saare Bahubali o ka Bahubali kaun ? Why Sharad went to Meerut ? 'Zaike ki kismat, kasai khaane mein likhi jaati hain.' 'Kya aap woh leader hain ?' Jab girta hain LAASH; khatam ho jaati hain Raj, Phaath, Bhog, BILAASH.' Mr. Purvanchal contest ! 'Ek naam announce karega, doosra trophy dega.' 

Suttan Jha went to heaven ! Babban Bahubali jaag utha. 'Punarutthaan !' Jaao jaa ke jungle mein de doh KHABAR; laut ke aa raha hain sher, lene ke liye badla, ekdum BARABAR. Naya samikaran ! Why Gerua became a murderer ? 'Ish sahar mein insaan nahi bache, Panditji.' Bail nahi toh business hee sahi. 'Hissa aadha addha !' 'Shabnam offer le ke aayi hain !' Kathmandu mein kamasutra kaand ! Chakravyuh mein faash gayo lady PEHELWAN; aao aao, welcome to SIWAN. Kaviraj ki kavita sunne ke baad, taali baajni chahiye, toh baaj gayi taali ! Jaunpur mein aaya hain AKHANDANAND; aab uthao Jalwa-e-Jung ka PARAMANAND. Munnawar is a smart mediator ! Beena requested Guddu to start pulling the triggers to retain the power. 

The transfer list of all Police officers got implemented without taking any consent from the Home Minister of Uttar Pradesh. Ush nachania ki promotion ka time aa gaya kya ? 'Zarina, Zarina; main garmi ka hoon mahina, haan UP ka hoon Nagina.' Baas ek kaam kar do POORI; majbooti milegi Lucknow mein, naa rahegi koi MAJBOORI. 'Yaad rakhna, qaid wahan bhi hain.' Gambheer ho gaya MAMLA; kaise mar gaya LALA ? Golu was smart enough to understand which Mr.Tyagi he is ! Who made a phone call to Anand and Shakuntala ? Power of Purvanchal to be divided into two power centers. 'Free hand rahega, khul ke khelenge.' 

The Judge got transferred ! 'Aaiye aaiye Robinhood; gajab entry liye ho.' Dimpy lost her boyfriend. Who surrendered himself to be in the Lucknow jail ? What happened to Saloni ? Fight of the prisoners ! 'Mazaa aa raha hain !' Why Gajagamini want to meet JP Yadav ? 'Criminal toh criminal hee hota hain.' Time for the daughter to take the revenge of her father's planned murder ! 'Aap ko kaise pata, ki unko teen goli laagi ?' Madhuri made a deal with the father of her late husband. Jail se kaun bhaaga ? Puraani premika mila kya ? The old King came back in style to regain the throne of "MIRZAPUR".

PANCHAYAT (SEASON 3, 8 EPISODE WEB SERIES) !!!

PANCHAYAT (SEASON 3, 8 EPISODE WEB SERIES) !!!

REVIEWED BY: ARINDAM SAIN

'Khud ko pasand karenge, toh nirantar aage bhadenge.' 'Rajneeti pahalwani ki tarah nahi, shatranj ki tarah khela jaata hain.' Tum laaye ho haatora, aur hum laaye hain BNAASH; aab jalwa nahi, hoga jhaamela, woh bhi ekdum JHAKKAS. 'Padhe likhe aadmi hain, chaa e peete honge !' Naya Sachiv ji ka karo swaagat. 'Vidhayak ji ka haath hain humhre sar par !' Chaabi nahi milaa ke, toh phir taala tod ke hee kariye joining. 'Yeh sab cheez ka anand dur e se lena chaahiye.' 'Yeh Bhutku, do cup chaa e baanao kadak.' Vidhayak ke ghar mein safed ghoda ! 'Hey Raja ji, ye kare ta rahal zaroorat mahurat khubsoorat ho.' 'Hind ka Sitara' too long ! ok, 'Sitara Singh' hee sahi ! Oho Rinki Rani, tumhre dil ka Raja toh WhatsApp mein nahi, computer mein type kar raha hain eestafa patra, woh bhi shuddh Hindi mein. 'Samay pehle koi nahi jaayega, koi nahi matlab, koi nahi.' Transfer ruk gaya ! Rinki is so happy ! 'Toh aap Phulera kab aa rahe hain ?' 'Chai pe Charcha' aur woh bhi tanki ke upar ! 'Andhere mein jaa ke kya karenge ?' 

Garib o ko pakka ghar milta hain 'Pradhan Mantri Garib Awas Yojana' ke tahat. Zaara sambhal ke, gaaon waale bhi badiya nautanki karta hain. How did Manju Devi injure her left ankle ? 'Sachiv ji, ek kamra ke ghar mein na, bada dikkat hota hain.' Prahlad is still so depressed. 'Humlog hain na aap ke saath.' Rinki ke dil ka chaabi chori huyi nahi, ki, tanki ke siri pe laag gaya taala. 50 lakh ka cheque ! Aab shuno Vikas ka gyaan, woh bhi shaadi ko le ke. 'Kundli miley na miley, bicharo ka milna bahut zaroori hain.' Banrakas and his associates went for an inspection at Damayanti Devi's house ! 'Aa rahe hain hum Compunder ko leke.' Case of Gas ! Everything is well managed at the end ! Medicine has its side effects, but, Prahlad came in to help them. 'Sarkar ne 50 lakh rupiya diya hain, kya karenge inh paiso ka.' Bhagwan ne beta toh chinh liya, lekin ek maa de diya ! PMGAY got rejected. 'Abhi ekta banaye rakhna hain !' Again, 'Paschim Phulera' Vs 'Purvi Phulera' started. 

'Ek durdarshi neta chahiye.' Meeting ka maahol thoda garam hain. 'Kijiye meeting meeting, kheliye meeting meeting, karte rahiye meeting meeting.' Without no solutions to the problems, there is no use of frequent meetings at all. Politics apni jagah pe, aur personal life apni jagah pe. Focus on your life ! Ek taraf BDO office mein, pay scale badhane ke liye maun DHARNA; aur doosri taraf 'Mohan ki Mithai' se apna mann aur pet BHARNA. Zindagi hain thoda mitha, thoda NAMKEEN; par hamesha aapne aap pe rakho YAKEEN. 'Achanak se career kahan se beech mein aa gaya.' Rinki wants to do MBA ! The opposition group went to meet the MLA at his residence. 'Aab kutta maar ke khaane ka aadat laag jaaye, toh blood pressure nahi naa badhega.' Kranti laayegi kranti ! 

Road banega kaise ? 'Yeh safed kabutar kahan milega ?' Shanti Samjauta ho na ho, 'kabutar bhi toh udhana hain.' 'Pagal aadmi hain yeh Vidhayak.' Lauki nahi, kathal le aao. Vidhayak ki beti na kathal ka pedh laagbaaya. Planting trees is a good initiative to save our planet. Lunch at Vinod's house ! 'Ghoonghat toh hatao, ish mein hain kya ?' He is 'Vegetarian' only in a declaration submitted in Court. 'Hamara bakra hain.' Garib o ka bakra khaao aur garib ko hee bakra banao. 'Go kabutar go.' The innocent bird went to heaven. Somehow, the reporters of the Balia News got the information. Manju Devi ka dimaag toh hamesha hee tez hain. 'Aajkal bahut badaam kha rahi ho !' Dil ka interpretation toh Sachiv ji kabhi kiya nahi, thama dia Rinki ko, 'DI' ka kitaab. Khusbu ki khushkhabri ! Khandaani bahadur hain 'Bam Bahadur' aur woh dikha dia apna bahaduri. 

Gaaon ka damaat aaya gaari le ke ! 'Yahan ka road bahut kharab hain.' Bablu and Dablu were assigned a task. Chuttan gave them the address of the target. Bagicha ghumna hain ! Lovebirds in the garden ! 'Raveena kyon milna chahti hain hum se !' Rinki ke baat ka data interpretation, Abhishek ne kar liya. Kaun aa ke tudbaaya tanki ke siri ka taala ? 'Upar jaa ke, nichey dekhenge !' Bam Bahadur is a good sprinter indeed. Hey Parameswar, paisa hain Prahlad ka, aur ghoda khareedne jaayega Ganesh. 'Sachiv ji, aap peeche baith jaaiye, kisi ko nahi bataoonga.' Kabhi kabhi peeche baithne se, faayeda hee hota hain. Sitara Singh is now in Phulera. 'Aab aap damaat nahi rahe, gaaon ke beta bann gaye ho.' 'Hamare Phulera ki shaan, hamara ghoda mahaan.' 

Prestige fight begins. 'Phulera par haamla karna hain.' Offense is the best defense. The villagers are ready to fight against the cruel MLA Chandrakishore Singh. 'Ghoda gaaon mein hee rahega, par pehla goli hamare taraf se nahi chalna chahiye.' Traitors always know how to do dirty politics with big lectures and false promises. 'Khaa lena swasur, bhaukh kaahe rahi ho, girgit kahi ke.' The DM ordered both the BDO and the SHO to ensure that not a single bullet is fired in the political clash between the MLA and the Sarpanch. Lautayenge nahi GHODA; aab chalayenge GHODA. DM ne khel diya shatranj. 'Phulera se joh takrayega, mitti mein mil jaayega.' MBA entrance exam ! 'Exam toh waisa hee hoga, jaise taiyaari hain.' Who wants to give money to Vikas ? Pradhan pe goli kaun chalaya ? Ho jaaye thoda violence, aur woh bhi 'Rudra Hospital' ke saamne. Jhagra, jhanjhat, maarpit; ish ka matlab, aa raha hain chunaav, ish baar kaun si party jeetegi Phulera "PANCHAYAT" ? 

LAAPATAA LADIES !!!

LAAPATAA LADIES !!!

REVIEWED BY: ARINDAM SAIN

'Shaadi mein kya mila ?' Society of the dowry system ! Kuch nahi mila ! ish ka matlab, 'zaroor ladka mein koi khot hoga !' 'Pati ka naam nahi lete'. 'Saaton janam ka ticket hain liya; aab yeh safar ki huyi hain shuruwaat; Saaiyan ji sang hain, toh laage ga beda paar !' 'Phool' kaho ya 'Pushpa', flower hee toh hain ! Arrey Deepak, train mein bann gayo FOOL; ghunghat uthaya, toh naa dikhe 'PHOOL'. Murti thana ka thanedaar ka naam hain Shyam Manohar, thik dhoond lega woh, mat ho DUKHI; 15000 rupiya mein case darj ho gaya, Deepak ke gaaon ka naam hain SURAJMUKHI. 'Naak ke neeche teel, sarsho barabar.' 'O Sajni re, teri yaad sataave re.' 'I Love You' is a beautiful English sentence indeed. 

A case got registered at Pateela station ! They all were on the same train ! Welcome to 'Chotu Mahal'. 'Humrah toh ghar ka naam hee Khargosh hain.' Got a job at 'Manju Tea Stall' ! Dada ji ne Kolkata mein 35 saal, ki hain CHOWKIDAARI; jaagte raho, nahi toh yeh chhori par sakti hain sab pe BHAARI. 'Shreya' naam ka tattoo ! The Cat and Mouse game started. 'Bahut siyaani lady hain.' Politics always changes the original script. 'Deepak ki Jyoti dhoond ke rahenge !' Bablu got hold of that mobile phone ! Yeh 'Sticky Trap' kya hain ? Money orders sent to Hema Tripathi of Alam Sarai ! 'Mehnat ka paisa hain, raakh.' Women need to be taught about women empowerment from the root level itself. 'Amma, aap hum saheli bann sakte hain kya ?' 

Gunjan ko samajh na AAYA; ki jail mein kyon hain JAYA; arrey Phool ka poster bhi chhap GAYA. 'Dahej' ne samaaj ki santulan bigaad ke rakh diya, ladki huyi toh maa baap sochta raheta hain, ki kab ish ko shaadi de ke bidaa kare. 'Hum churaya hain, toh sirf ek mauka churaya hain, apne liye zindagi se.' Arrey Pradeep, aa toh gaye thaane mein, par 'ish ko kanoon kahete hain.' Acche Police Inspector desh mein hain, tabhi toh aagey badh raha hain Hindustan. 'Acche se padhai karna.' Platform pe pati aur patni ki punarmilan ! 'Yeh ladki bahut aage jaayegi'. 'Sapna dekhne ka maafi nahi maangte.' Gunjan fell in love ! 'Apna ghar samajh ke aati rahena.' So, this was the story of two "LAAPATAA LADIES".