DHURANDHAR !!!

DHURANDHAR !!!

REVIEWED BY: ARINDAM SAIN

'Hindustani o ka sab se bada dusman Hindustani (Mir Zafar category) hee hain, Pakistan toh doosre number pe aata hain.' 'Stars are shining for the people we love.' Baatein bole aadhi, khamoshi bhi bole AADHI; chalo aab karte hain tabahi, laate hain AANDHI. Raakho nazar, raakho savar, hamesha khuli raakho apni teesri AANKHEN; dekhte raho aur padhte raho har tarah ki KHABREIN. 'Mere haath mein aakash hain !' Negotiation with the piglets of Kandahar ! 'Hindu bahut hee darpok qam hain !' The then Prime Minister of India in 1999 could have been more strong mentally. 'Aaj sona bhi loot gaya, kaal chidiya bhi udh jaayegi !' The Pakistani terrorists made an attack on the Indian Parliament House in the year of 2001 and there was a human bomb too. Finally, the poetic Prime Minister lost his patience. 'I will make it happen.'

'Dil hain toota, mere mein ishq jwala kar aa gaya. Welcome to Lyari Town of Karachi in Pakistan via Torkhum ! 'Darling darling, dil kyon toda; peeyo peeyo Alam doodh soda.' Ghumao haalke HAALKE; kahi juice idhaar udhaar na CHHALKE. 'Rambha ho ho, Sambha ho HO'; kaun bachane ki koshis kiya Nayiem ko, kaun hain WOH ? MMP Vs PAP ! Lyari kabja karo toh Karachi kabje mein; aur Karachi kabja karo toh poora Pakistan kabje mein. 'Woh gaddi nahi takht hain'. Chhed karo, thokte rahi, tabhi milegi takht. Election aa raha hain, 'tell me if you are ready or not ?' 'Badshah agar inteqam na le, toh beijjati poore qam ki hoti hain.' After the encounter at Cheel Chowk, the Lyari throne was conquered by Sher-e-Baloch. Jameel Jamali of PAP won the election in Karachi. 

Kya barkhurdhar, kahi pe Chaand dikha kya ? 'Tu Chaand hain ek dhadakta hua.' What business do these Khanani brothers actually do ? Karachi to Qatar by water route, Qatar to Nepal by air route, Nepal to Uttar Pradesh via road route crossing the unsealed India-Nepal border. Take the key, open the LOCK; enjoy any natural STOCK. 'Hone de, hone de, raat hain suhaani, dekho puraani na ho yeh jawaani.' Arrey Qasim Miyan, thoda raid toh maaro, taah ki Hamza bhi ek raid maar saake. 'Piya tu aab toh aaja, he's so gangster, run down the city.' No cigarettes, no drugs, only drink a little bit, lekin 'Shayari ka shaukh' rakhta hain. There are several 'Mir Zafar' in the Indian Bureaucracy. Welcome to the factory of fake Indian currency in Pakistan. 

What is the connection between Major Iqbal of ISI and David Headley ? The 'Sher-e-Baloch' had to accept a dirty deal to enter into Pakistan Politics. 'Main apne qam ko dhoka nahi de sakta', lekin phir bhi dhoka diya, lekin waada zaroor nibhana kyon ki, 'Rehman Dakait ki di huyi maut bada kasainuma hoti hain.' Ghiso chiraag, aayega JINN; wahi maarega shaitan ko ek DIN. Aa gaya dabangg SP ASLAM; karne Don logon ka kaam TAMAAM. The Naval Intelligence and Gujarat ATS have been alerted. 'Ya akhi dhus dhus, indi khosh fasla', Sher-e-Baloch ne liya galat faisla ! Formation of Lyari Task Force ! Where there is violence, there is  romance too. Yalina has fallen in love ! 'Betaab sa mohabbat ka tu inquilab hain.' 

Destiny changes with time, that is the beauty of life and karma. The wheel always turns with time. 'Hamara bhi waqt aayega.' Ajmal Kasav was handed over the new gun which has been manufactured in Balochistan by the Baloch people. The encounter officer is back in Lyari to gun down all the gangsters, after all, an encounter  officer always takes a sweet revenge at the right time. Rehman Dakait had no choice but to surrender himself to SP Chaudhary Aslam. The ISI person brutally tortured the Indian spy. 'Bleed India with a thousand cuts !' Shatranj mein baazi kabhi bhi badal sakta hain. 'Mujhe pehle Rehman ka sar chahiye, phir Lyari chahiye.' 

Video footage of Arshad Pappu ! 'Aap ki beti ki zindagi bhi mere haath mein hain.' Sher-e-Baloch released at Sher Shah bridge. 'Yahan barood ka dher baitha hain, tujh jaise ko raak karne ke liye.' The Pakistani terrorists started killing the innocent Indians at Mumbai on 26/11/2008. 'Laagta hain 'Ghazwa-e-Hind'; Mumbai se hee shuru hoga.' The Pakistani terrorists warned the Indian citizens, 'Yeh to sirf trailer hain, aasli film abhi baaki hain'. The soul of a billion Indians replied, 'Ghaayal hoon, isiliye Ghaatak hoon.' Ladki Pakistani hee sahi, lekin uski mohabbat ekdum saccha hain. What happened to Benazir Bhutto ? Rehman Dakait ne apna ek naya party taiyaar kar liya kya ? 'O mainu loot le gaya.' Ek Baloch ne badiya politics khela ek Pakistani ke saath. 

Aao Jameel Miyan aao, jyaada nahi karenge KHARCHA; sirf aur sirf hogi chai pe CHARCHA. Ladki ne diya DIL; ladki ke baap ne kiya DEAL. 'Tainu shararat shikawa, jab naina larawa'. ISI people poisoned the waters of a school in Balochistan to kill the Baloch children. Balochistan people are fighting for their freedom from the cruel Pakistan Government. The 'Hit List' has been prepared with a specific date. 'Ungli ghaaon mein ghusake raakh, nahi toh jaldi mar jaayega saala.' The smart move became the masterstroke. 'Jab main marta hoon, toh kahete hain ki jeena hoga'. Only poison can kill another poison, that is the beauty of raw espionage. Aagar aatankbaadi o ko kutte ki maut maarna hain, toh ghusho unh logon ke desh ke ANDAR; shaatir baano aur ussi ke zehar se ussi ko maaro, tabhi toh kehlaaoge "DHURANDHAR".

THE FAMILY MAN (SEASON 3, 7 EPISODE WEB SERIES) !!!

THE FAMILY MAN (SEASON 3, 7 EPISODE WEB SERIES) !!!

REVIEWED BY: ARINDAM SAIN 
 
'We have to treat the disease, not the symptom.' 'Zindagi aur maut mein sirf ek bullet kaa fark hain.' Wise men always say that where there is a Beauty, there is always a BEAST; to create chaos in India, their mission was to start targeting from the NORTH-EAST. Welcome to the new house ! 'Badle mein kya dete ho, inquiry commission !' Phoenix villages in border line areas ! 'Job ka nature hee aisa hain, 'no time to die !'' Shaadi matrimony website mein profile kya 'FWB' ka online shopping ke liye kholte hain ! Yeh 'FWB' ka matlab 'Family Wala Boy' hain kya ? Pakistan is begging for money to China. Start banning the Chinese apps in India. Welcome to Kohima. 'S and S toh abhi bhi hain', par yeh doosri S woh nahi hain. 5 million pounds deal with Rukma ! The grandson lost his grandfather. Goutam is gone with the sounds of gun fire. 

Secret information is leaking. Regroup the core team and activate the firewalls. Let us do a detailed analysis of Project Guan Yu. Make a list of all non local hostiles. Why is Major Sameer having doubts about Meera ? Saloni agreed to help Atharv's father to take the sweet revenge. Encounter after evening ! Nima is no more after that night ! 'Let's have some fun with Mr. Tiwari.' Be prepared Bro, the brutal truth always bites back. 'Intelligence mein kaam karta hoon beta, circus mein nahi.' In India, too much inquiry commission ruins the intelligence system and even demotivates the best intelligence officers. Zoya is back ! Who is on administrative leave ? Through Chuba, the Yatish is after Stephen now. Serial Suspension Stories ! Let us play the game like a Dark Horse Team. 

'How many Bruces in the CIA, you know ?' Hack into your organization system ! The passenger didn't board the plane ! When you are in the spy world, always buy cheaper mobile handsets only. Oh ! He is from Chittoor ! 'Babu' is very important in Telugu ! 'Koi bahut bada game chal raha hain.' All are not the fans of Srikant ! 'I never mentioned her name, Bruce.' Are they heading towards Chennai ? 'Real life mein aasli Hero sab ke baareme sochta hain.' The Prime Minister is visiting Nagaland. 'Don't worry, be happy !' But, 'this time, it's personal.' 'Baba, maine bag wahan chhupa diya hain.' Time for some 'off the books' operations in Indo-Myanmar border areas. 

Who came to India from England ? 'They are the best in their business !' It was the late Milind's birthday ! 'Loose the kid !'  Yeh video kaun banaya aur share kiya ! Track the sender's location. Nagaland pineapples are very sweet and tasty. Message delivered to the right person inside the cyber cafe.  Sounds of bullets  ! 'Chehra nahi bhool sakte hum.' Camp khaali tha kya ? 'Its an ambush !' MCAS cadres were also doing espionage in Myanmar to understand the entire game plan. Par sarsho ke khet mein bhoot toh hain. 'Toh abhi kaun sa century maar raha hain.' NIA was tracking her ! Arms deal means another scenario for a war in the Indian subcontinent ! 'Par tumhe koi nahi rokega.' 

We have a mole amongst us ! 'Mujhe mere dost pe bahut bharosha hain !' Was JK happy after seeing Michael in Moreh ? 'Laagta hain aap ke wahan dost ka definition kuch alag hee hain.' Suchitra and her kids managed to escape. 'Is that a gun shot ?' NIA Vs TASC inside the jungle ! Myanmar government is not willing to return the Indian soldiers to India ! 'Bahut khel liya diplomacy diplomacy; Army bhejho aur hamare jawaan o ko wapas le aao.' Subbu ne border paar kara diya. Local cadres of MCAS welcomed Stephen in Myanmar. 'I am a travelling savage; I am a travel boy.' The traitor confessed it in detail. 'Beijing is asking me tough questions !' 

Dwaraknath is on his way to India. MCAS had planned for the surprise attack. 'Weapon aaniche ?' Who was responsible for the death of Bobby's mother ? India is planning to sign a historic Arms deal. 'Yahaan hamare sar pe sakshaat maut naach rahi hain aur tujhe dating ki padi hain.' 'Ek bigger plan hamesha hona chahiye, Plan B.' The MCAS patrolling team responded at the right time. The deal got signed but still there is high tension in Indo-Myanmar border areas. Sameer pulled the trigger ! 'Woh Rukma ke peeche gaya hain.' At present, what is the exact location of "THE FAMILY MAN" ?

PANCHAYAT (SEASON 4, 8 EPISODE WEB SERIES) !!!

PANCHAYAT (SEASON 4, 8 EPISODE WEB SERIES) !!!

REVIEWED BY: ARINDAM SAIN 

'Duniya chale na Shri Ram ke bina; Ram ji chale na Hanuman ke bina.' Jai Shri Ram. 'Bhagwan sab dekhte hain, joh jaisa karm karega, usko waisa phal milega'. 'Ghar todnewalo ko sab kuch mil jaata hain, lekin shanti nahi.' 'Savdhani hati, durghatna ghati.' 'Demand mein thoda badlaav hain !' Aim IIM ! 'Bhala manush ka naam case mein daal dia.' Dhara 323 ! 'Woh jaan bujh ke inh ko target kiya, usko pata hain ki case se sab se jyada dikkat inh ee ko hoga.' Akele akele maayushi ka maahol mehsus karte huye kyon peeyenge aap RUM; aap ki sukh dukh ki baatein bnaatiye toh sahi, aap ke sang baithenge HUM. Investment choices of Indians are either on land or on gold, because both are profitable investments indeed. 

Piye ho JAAM; toh bhukto ANJAAM. 'Hum aap ka career bnacha rahe hain, aap hamara career bnachaiye.' Gaana lagao BHOJPURI; High Command ka dance dekho, heyi SASURI. Start the election campaign with a cleanliness drive. Swacch Bharat, Susht Bharat. Student log kabhi gaaon ka school ka souchalay mein jaata hee nahi hain, kyon ki wahan kabhi safaai hoti hee nahi hain. You can do your marketing at any AGE; to do that, you just need to open your Facebook fan PAGE. Par subah subah yeh kya hua, 'Kaksha ke adhyapak ko hee pada gaye patti !' Somras ke sang swapno ke duniya mein khoya hain shikshak ! 

'Toilet block karo Master ji !' Safaai toh ho gaya aur seena bhi chauda ho gaya taali ki ghargharahat se, lekin, 'zakhm ka jawaab zakhm se denge' ! Ho gaya land registration ! 'Khushi se bol do ke khush ho.' Prasad kaun khaya, Binod ya Madhav ? 'Aap ne prasad liya hain, karz nahi.' Politics is just like the game of chess. 'Sir, laagta hain hum dono ko naukri chorh ke, politics join kar lena chahiye.' Bola hain SAAIYAN; toh banaao SEVAIYAAN. 'Hum garib hain, gaddar nahi.' Main road ke paas itna mehenga zameen kaise khareed liya ! 'Police kabhi kuch ki hain !' Shoot kisne karwaya tha ? 'Pakdo ish ko, peeto.' Ghoda chalana kisko aata hain ? 'MBA wala dimaag lagaate hain !' 

Yeh kauwa ka awaaz kahan se aa raha bhai ! Accha, yeh hai anti-corruption raid ! It is always safe to keep a huge amount of cash in your bank account in any PSU Bank. What a catch ! 'Vidhayak aab vidhayak nahi raha, unka chaatna bandh karo.' Heyi sasuri, ghar mein aa gayo sasur ! Dheere dheere paidal chalo, Nana ji aaye hain apne beti ko aashirwad dene. Motorcycle dangerous hain, lekin cycle nahi ! 'Har cheez mein santulan ka zaroorat hota hain.' Kauwa ka nahi, aab Koel ki awaaz hain. Lauki Vs Pressure Cooker ! Tears in Khusboo's eyes ! 'Tufan toh aa ke chal diye, lekin siharan baaki hain, joh mann mein rahe jaati hain.'  

Siti naa maare toh aanch naa badhao babua, nahi toh yehi aage jaa ke ekdum dhamaka kare. In politics, be prepared for attacks regarding your personal life. 'Prem mein agar dukh na ho, toh prem kaahe ka.' 'Aashirwad koi jaadu tona thode hee hota hain, jaisi karni, waisi bharni.' Jab chunaav se pehle kuch cheez muft mein milne laage, toh samajh lena ki chunaav mein aap ka keemti vote khareedne ki ek shaatir koshish hain yeh. Cobra scent maar ke chale hai chaar murti saansad ji se milne ! Dragon bahut sundar naam hain ! 'Hum frank aadmi hain aur hum ko frank log pasand hain.' 

Prahlad got a new offer ! 'Aab aap log inka naitik dubidha dur karo bhai.' Aab tera kya hoga Chandu ! Kar ke BHAROSHA; muft mein khaao SAMOSA. 'Upar ka maida unki taraf se, andar ka aaloo hamara hain'. Politics hain bhai politics. 'Jhoot, fareb, makkari, yeh hain iska aasli khel; khel sakte ho toh khelo, nahi toh chhorho.' 'Hum koi doosra bhasha mein samjha rahe teh kya ?' War of words is also a very funny battle indeed in any election campaign. 'Transformer uda ke ?' Repair it fast, as it is election time !  'Heyi sasur, Mistri ko bhi Jwalapur ka nikal na tha.' Aab Halogen light mein padega yeh hosiyaar Bill CLINTON; generator chalegi bhaiya raat bhar, the game of politics is ON.

'Rahu ka yeh father hain ji, Ketu ka hain teacher; aab ki baar star genitor'. Break the SILENCE; by just a little VIOLENCE. 'Kya huya ho, bahut dhamdham ka awaaz aa raha tha !' Chunaav ka din aa gaya. 'Aap log janata janardan hain, jisko sahi samjhe, usko vote dijiye.' Results to be announced ! Koi fark na padhta babua, 98 naa hee sahi, 97 hee sahi, how do you FEEL; sab chinta dur karo bhai, yeh chilled Beer ke saath, just chill, CHILL. Jab 'I love you' ka jawab 'I love you' hee hain, 'toh resign kyon kar rahe hain aap' ? Kachori kaand ! 'Poori duniya ko toh garam pasand aata hain.' Hisaab barabar, OO LA LA; aab kiska daanth thoda HILELA ? 

Jisko dekho half century maar raha hain ! '50 kilo hum logon ke taraf se bhi, thik hain.' The cops of Uttar Pradesh are very efficient and kept everything under strict vigilance on the election counting day. 'Bheerh kaabu mein rakhe.' The result is out ! 'Qila fateh kar liye tum, sadaa vijayibhava.' When you finally win after losing and losing several battles, it is surely a moment to cherish. 'Sach mein Prahlad Bhai, bahut accha laag raha hain.' 'Haar, haar hota hain', lekin haar bahut kuch shikaati bhi hain. Aab toh Kranti aayi hain, nazar rakhiyega zaroor, kyon ki yeh hain Phulera "PANCHAYAT". 

BHOOL CHUK MAAF !!!

BHOOL CHUK MAAF !!!

REVIEWED BY: ARINDAM SAIN 

'Karm karo, phal ki chinta na karo.' 'Deja vu !' 'Parivartan sansar ka niyam hain aur hum paida hee huye hain niyam todne ke liye.' 'Mannat maang rahe ho, ke KBC khel rahe ho'. 'Aaj Sunday hain, samaaj chutti pe hain.' Overtime at the Police station ! 'Thoda time maang raha hain, de dijiye.' Weird condition indeed ! 'Titli udi udi jaaye re.' Keri ke jugaad ne milaayo Bhagwan se. Jewel loan of 2 lakhs ! 'Tere bina apna naseeb koi na.' Beware ! Fraudsters everywhere ! 'Paise bhi gaye, naukri bhi gayi.' Har Har Mahadev ! Bhagwan se baat hone ke baad kya hua aisa ki yeh dil gaane laaga, 'banungi mein saawariya tera.' 

In Bengali we say, 'Kaal kaal Mahakaal'; sasuri yeh kaal kab aayegi ? Oye Jugni, aaj toh secret party hain honi. 'Aag bhi hoon main, shola bhi hoon, main hee thanda paani; aaj tumhari hoon main lekin, kaal ko main begaani.' Bahut ho gaya manoranjan; aab neend se utho aye Rajkumar Ranjan. Shaadi ke liye itna kyon hain JALDI; khatam toh karlo beta yeh rashme, lagaao apne badan pe HALDI. Baat ko samajh lo, kya nek kaarya karna hain, woh kar lo; antaryaami hain yeh, lekin muh se kuch na BOLE; bolo jor se dil lagaa ke, bam bam bhole, bam bam BHOLE. Chaath se kaun kuda ? 'Zinda hain, abhi tak.' Musibat vikat; sankat nikat ! 

Jaane anjaane mein kya dukhaye ho kisi ka DIL; kapda joh phaarh gaya anjaane mein, usse aab ek darji ki tarah tu SIL. 'Isse toh girna hee tha, ish ke kismat mein hain.' Apne liver ko naa karo KHARAAB; peeke itna SHARAAB. Maa Gange se mil gayo mukti ! 'Doob rahe ho, ki tair rahe ho ?' Hamid toh honest nikla ! 'Aaj se Tiwari aur Ansari bhai bhai.' 'Paisa de ke, naukri nahi chahiye.' Sarkar toh naa jaane garib aadmi o ko kitna hain LOOTE; sarkari naukri paane ki aasha liye naa jaane kitno ki sapne hain TOOTE. 'Sahi ko chunna bahut muskil kaam hain, bade bade chug gaye.' 'Saccha jeevansaathi bahut muskil se milta hain, kahete hain na, upar se likh ke aata hain.' Titli udi kya, huyi kya "BHOOL CHUK MAAF" ? 

MERE HUSBAND KI BIWI !!!

MERE HUSBAND KI BIWI !!!

REVIEWED BY: ARINDAM SAIN 

'Bakra kaatne se pehle accha hee laagta hain Bhai !' Ajeeb rishta hain yeh, naa koi story naa koi PLOT; kabhi laage gur jaisa meetha, toh kabhi laage mirchi jaisa HOT. 'So, you are also a victim !' Bahut shaanti mein hain ANKUR; kyon ki woh chali gayi hain usse DUR. Kaam karo Sushma, jyada salary pe dhyaan mat doh. 'Natu ! Natu !' The Russian felt unsatisfied ! Woh launda niklaa Delhi se BAHAAR; aur Hrishikesh mein jaa ke milaa ek naya PYAAR. Ek tufaan se toh baach gayo, lekin phir bhi sambhalke rahena ZAARA; kyon ki yahaan bhi hain ek aandhi, naam hai ANTARA. 

'Kahe teh na Sir ji, ki aaj mangalbaar hain. ' 'Zang bhale hee laag gaya ho, lekin talwar mein abhi bhi dhaar baaki hain bete.' 'Ishq di hawaa laagi; seedhe dil pe aa laagi !' What is past, it becomes history, but, there is still HANGOVER; and it haunts indeed, as if the chapter is not yet OVER. 'Mere naal beyaa karegi ?' baah kitni sundar BICHAAR; tainu Delhi mein laaya theeka Amritsari ACHAAR. 'Yeh kaisi aag laagi hain, joh bhujh bhujh ke badhi hain.' Those women are basically fools who give more priority to her professional life rather than her personal life. 

Aasman se TAPKA; aur uski baahon mein CHIPKA. 'Har rishtey ki ek umar hoti hain !' Oh ! No ! Prabhleen is back again ! 'Kitni gayi hain unki ?' Shock kisko jyada laaga ? 'Ex-Pati ! Mere toh current pati itna na roye.'. 'Woh hamare beech kabhi nahi aayegi !' Rehan had a slip of tongue ! The catfight begins. 'Aayi tohra dil lene, aayi once more.' War of sounds ! 'The Chaddha families will unite with the Khannas in Scotland !' 'Rajjo, welcome to my wedding.' One forgot the memories which do not deserve to be remembered and the other one could not forget the memories which that person doesn't want to remember. 

Waise, ish jung mein, koi kisi se kam nahin. 'Kuch code aise hote hain, joh do logon ke saath saath, poore duniya ko mehsoos hote hain.' She started to poison the ears of her competitor's parents, but all went in vain. 'Teri meri jodi bemisaal !' Twist in the tale ! 'Toda isiliye jaata hain, kyon ki aur saha nahi jaata.' Accha, toh ish baar aur buddhu nahi banna hain. Pehle thoda roh le, phir usse rok le. All headed towards the airport ! Bahut ho gaya DRAMA; aab apna bana le mujhe BALMA. Rajjo ki Rani ne poocha, 'banogi kya "MERE HUSBAND KI BIWI"' ?

TRIBHUVAN MISHRA CA TOPPER (9 EPISODE WEB SERIES, SEASON 1) !!!

TRIBHUVAN MISHRA CA TOPPER (9 EPISODE WEB SERIES, SEASON 1) !!!

REVIEWED BY: ARINDAM SAIN 

'Tum sirf shukh nahi, khusi deti ho.' 'Aurat ko joh aadmi khusi deti hain na, woh usko ek alag nazar se dekhti hain.' 'Arrey yeh kaisa transaction hua Bhai !' 'Saaiyan illegal hai, rahete hain digital hai, hote hain physical.' 'Pyar karne ka competition huya na, toh gold medal jeet laaoge tum, Olympic wala.' Imaandaari Vs Inflation ! 'Yeh middle class, bade atrangi class hain apne desh mein.' 'Customer dukhi nahi hona chahiye.' 'Ek dum ideal employee ho !' 'Bhukamp kya hota hain ?' 'Jaadu hain tum mein !' 'Tumhe pata hain aurat ko kya chahiye.' 'Sarkari naukri bhi aap hee ke kahne pe, ki thi; aur under table kyon le ?' 

'Hall picture se nahi, popcorn se chalta hain.' Hemlet Couple inside the Hall ! Very funny contract given to Teekaram Jain ! Ashoklata is a perfect homemaker indeed ! Rohan and Ritu love Christy and Timmy. Poverty, Inflation and Income may ruin everything in a family at any time. 'Baas paisa baccho ke liye kam nahi padhna chahiye.' Ragging inside the school bus ! 'Aap ki patni badiya khaana banaati hain.' iPhone 7 after 7 times ! 'Bade badmaash hain Sir, aap.' Threat culture of transfer posting still exists in the government sector offices of India and it indirectly hampers the performance of government sector firms. 

The word, 'Honesty' often gets no respect in government sector offices. The Reserve Bank of India has ordered to freeze all the accounts of Vaibhav Lakshmi Bank of Noida due to a big financial scam. Only 5000 rupees can be withdrawn per month ! 'Apna hee paisa Bank mein rakha huya hain, lekin haath nahi laga sakte !' The management of private schools are like Shakespeare's 'Shylock'. 'Fees nahi de paate, toh bhejte kyon hain English medium mein.' The education ministry of the Indian Government is to be blamed for ruining the infrastructure of government owned schools where talented poor students could have shined like stars. 

Always maintain secrecy with the secretary ! '7 baar kiye nahi, toh aise kaise iPhone 7 de denge'. Ehsaan failed in the contract ! 'Saare chaar ee chahiye baash, aur zaroorat nahi hain.' If there is no signature, then return it with a 5 percent rate of interest. 'Koi toh hunar hota tum mein, ghar mein kuch extra paise aa jaate.' 15000 is just a discounted price for existing regular customers only. Hum ko chahiye extra PAISE; poori kar lo apni desire ekdum dil SE. Came to repair the FAN; but became a FAN ! Coaching classes at 'Madhur Milaap' ! Debit = Paisa and Credit = Khusi. 'Thik hain ?' 'Continue !' 

Haider Ali and Matthew smelled the rat ! But, everything has its pros and cons. 'Bhukamp toh roj Japan mein bhi nahi aate hain.' Who will become the perfect superfan of Noida's Superman ? 'Aap ko joh ek baar mil le, bhool thodi sakta hain.' 'Haalki wali jwala dijiyena,  hum aab comfortable ho rahe hain na aap ke saath.' For an unsatisfied woman, love from her lover is her top priority no matter in which form, her lover appears in front of her. Love is BLIND; and Lust wins the race from BEHIND. Kaun hain Bunty aur BABLI; oho jeeja ji, main toh lagbhag hoon hee aap hee ki SAALI ! 

'Flavour koi bhi ho, cake ka swaad toh laanewale se hota hain naa.' Lappu transferred the video from his mobile phone to Dhaincha's mobile phone ! Robbery of a counting machine from the bank cash counter ! Stock market crashed ! 'Ghar mein ek laash bhi hain.' Dinner khilaa ke Agarwal ko kisne sambhal liya ! 'Inko woh offer kare ?' Desi Ghoda ! Aao aao Golden Gorilla Gym GURU; karte hain interrogation SHURU ! Account deactivated ! Todarmal fell in love with Mandodari ! Aab dhoond ke dikhao SAALO; sab scooter ho gaya YELLOW ! 'Yeh jalebi aur kadak ho sakti hain.' Mela mein chala aasli bullet ! Tauji is an expert in pulling the trigger. 

When your boss threatens you to give you a punishment posting, just give a request letter for punishment posting, then you will not get any punishment posting. Gori ne chalaya goli; 'she is a crazy cool cat !' 'Ispat ke andkosh hain aap ke bhabhi.' The builder accepted the deal. 'Ek baar sab pakka ho jaaye na, toh Police ke aage sab bolte hain.' Kya Ehsaan karega ehsaan ? 'Aap ka jalwa hain, bada dil aur ungliyon mein jaadu hain.' 'Gulab' mein bahut saare kaante ! 'Tum mard logon ko control hee na raheta hain na, isiliye aurat logon ko charge lena padhta hain.' It is the same cake ! Modify the love signs tattoo ! 

'Lappu aap ke ghar se payal bhi le gaya tha bhabhi ji ?' Love sometimes dominates on Lust, but, reality always bites back. 'Sheese teh chakhnachur huye, tum hum se dur huye.' Love defies all age and breaks all barriers. 'Aab ishq sathra ka ho ya sattar ka, ijjat toh maangta hain na, umra ka bhed thodi ee karta hain.' Charo taraf garaj rahi hain GUN; what the fun, what the FUN ! Wife Vs Girlfriend ! 'Poore sahar mein bhukamp laaye hain tumhare papa.' 'Apna zakhm dhoond na paaye, kohra itna zamaa huya hain.' Secrets sirf aap ke hee nahi hain, 'TRIBHUVAN MISHRA CA TOPPER'.

HEERAMANDI (8 EPISODE WEB SERIES, SEASON 1) !!!

HEERAMANDI (8 EPISODE WEB SERIES, SEASON 1) !!!

REVIEWED BY: ARINDAM SAIN 

'Humein dekhni hain azaadi; har haal mein dekhni hain.' 'Mulk ya Mohabbat ?' 'Bideshi choro, swadeshi apnaao.' 'Poore Lahore pe hamara nazar hain.' 'Azaad hee rahe hain, azaad hee rahenge.' 'Jab tak mard ko chhoone na do, gulaam bann ke raheta hain.' 'Dimaag kitna bhi rok le, dil knheech hee laata hain.' 'Jahan mohabbat, wahan tabaahi.' 'Ishq karne se kahan darta hain, Ishq toh mar kar hee Ishq karta hain.' 'O Saaiyaan ! hato jaao, tum bade woh ho.' 'Aurat ke aasli dusman toh uske khwab hote hain.' 'Humein ghar ghar mein mashoor hone ki zaroorat nahi, hum Chaand hain.' 'Hum chahe toh poore Lahore ko khareed sakte hain'. Men will be MEN; welcome to the 'Diamond DEN'. Love is everywhere, either you chase it or it chases you. 'Ek baar dekh lijiye, deewana bana dijiye.' Search for a pearl under the water ! Tajdar returned to his motherland after studying at Oxford University for six years. 'Hindustan ke saare Nawab naukar hee toh hain angrez o ke.' 'Hum ghulami ke khilaf hain'.  

Dil chori kya hua, shuru huya Diamond cutting. 'Heera hain yeh !' No poetry inside the haveli ! 'Sazaa hum jism ko nahi, rooh ko dete hain.' The freedom fighters continued the revolution. 'Angrezo, Bharat chhoro. Inquilab Zindabad.' 'Kitaab padhne ka waqt nahi hain, jawaab dene ka waqt hain.' Attack is the best defense. 'Maarenge ya marenge.' Who visited the library ? 'Yeh toh hamare dil le ke chali gayi.' Who killed Rehana and why ? Nawab Zulfiqar bribed the British cop and the case was closed. 'Hum bekasoor hain.' Zorawar naa aaya lekin woh yaadein dil se na gaya. Whose handkerchief was that ? 'Seena baadhne se, armaan nahi bann jaate.' Lajjo aayi ish shaam ko karne RANGIN; kaisi rahegi woh apne sahab ki BIN. 'Masoom dil hain mera, isse todh diya jaaye.' Aakhir Zorawar kis ka beta hain ? Lajjo ko mil gayi azaadi ! 'Azaadi ki sokh nahi maanate, jashn maanate hain.' 

Fareedan wants to take a sweet revenge ! 'Ek janaaja sajaa kar jaayenge !' New neighbour ! The game of Chess begins. Target Wali first ! 'Yeh chori nahi hain meri jaan, daaka hain daaka.' The lovebirds met for the third time ! Taj nahi, kahiye TAJDAR; aagla mulaakat dargah pe hogi, aye mere DILDAR. Dargah pe aaya dono, par naa huyi ek doosre se MULAAKAT; aab karo intezaar aagle hafte tak, karne ke liye BAAT. Who went to meet Alastair Cartwright ? 25 saal purana woh file mila kya ? 'Bibbojaan ka aakhri mujra !' Sahab koi bhi churaye, lekin Shahi Mahal mein Paisa aana chahiye. Why was Iqbal desperate to earn 10,000 rupees within 15 days ? Bechari Alam bol na paayi apni dil ki BAAT; khaali hoti rahi MULAKAAT. 'Waise pasand acchi hain tumhari.' Sympathizers of rebels ! 'Shayar bhi toh aajkal inquilabi ho gaye hain.' The lover closed the door ! 'Kundan ki qeemat har koi nahi samajh paata.' Sister of Sarfaraz ! Qudsia liked her.  

'Hum ek din mein musibat ko nahi jaane dete, hum ek din mein ish pyaari bacchi ko kaise jaane de.' Mohabbat jo ho gayi hain, yeh hain dil ka rog, aa ke kya karega BAID; ish dil mein sirf tum hee tum ho, mere ko bhi apne dil mein kar lo tum QAID. Aap ke zakhm dikhte hain, par mera nahi, lekin dono ko hee chaiye azaadi. Mil gayi Eid ka Eidi ! 'Barbaadi ke raaste pe chal padhe hain aap, sambhal ke jaaiyega.' Old files are always dangerous indeed ! 'Humein sirf Mallika ki tabaahi de do.' Why export the quality products ? 'Yeh aam sab Hindustan ke bazaar mein hee bikengi.' Dil mein laagi hain aag, dekho aayi hain BAARISH; ek baar humein dekh lijiye, baas yehi hai GUZARISH. Milne ke liye dil hain hamesha BEKARAAR; arrey huzur, yeh hain Ishq da BUKHAAR. Black & White Chessboard of Blackmailing ! The Imperial Police raided at the  Amrood Kothi ! 'Jwalne ko hain taiyaar hum, parwaana bana dijiye.' 

The British cops showed their bloody blood. 'Shikaar sher ne nahi, kutto ne kiya.' Who was Begam Mirza of Calcutta ? Dus toh baaj gaya, lekin baraat na aaya ! The pregnant woman gave her first performance that night. 'Pehli baar apni jeet pe khushi nahi ho rahi hain.' Palte hain yahaan nawab o ke bacche, raat ko knaapte hain PALANK; Chaand khubsurat bhi hain, aur laage bhi hain ush pe KALANK. Jannat ki odh udh gaya pyar ka PARINDA; lekin do rooh mein abhi bhi hain pyar ZINDA. 'Mard saath chorh deta hain, mitti nahi chorhti.' The freedom fighters were waiting for an opportunity to take the sweet revenge. General Henderson has been gunned down. Hamid started his journey towards heaven to meet Tajdar and Rizwan. 'Rani aa wagaabat nahi, jung karti hain.' Ustaad gave Alamzeb, the golden chance to take the sweet revenge. 'Aurat ki jung kabhi khatam nahi hoti.' Bibbojaan became the first martyr from "HEERAMANDI".