DHURANDHAR - THE REVENGE !!!

 DHURANDHAR - THE REVENGE !!!

REVIEWED BY: ARINDAM SAIN 

'Ghaayal ho, isiliye ghaatak ho.' 'Ladies and Gentlemen, you are still not ready for this.' 'Jurm sirf itna hain, ki unko pyar karte hain.' Prayagraj to Punjab; high on drugs ! 'Behen kithe hain meri ?' The MLA of Punjab and his family members gangraped that innocent girl. As a brother of that Punjabi girl, was this Sikh person not right to take the sweet revenge by killing the entire family of MLA Sukhwinder ? Death sentence ! Oye naa ji naa, tagda rahe yaara, jiske saath ho WAHEGURU; woh kahi se, kabhi bhi, koi bhi jung ko kar sakta hain SHURU. Beet gayo 2000 SAAL; yeh hain 2002, aab hoga BAWAAL. 'Hum pyar karnewale, kisise na darnewale'. Yeh pyar apni maatribhoomi se hain, apni ish Bharat desh ki mitti se hain. Baano babban Sher aur karo poore jungle mein RAJ; tum kaun ho, kya ho, kahan se aaye ho, baash yeh rahena chahiye ek RAAZ.

'Balidaan dene se bada koi karm nahi hota aur desh ke liye balidaan hone se bada koi dharm nahi hota.' Ready for a wild ride ! Welcome to Kabul. 'Aap kahan se ho Aalam Bhai ?' The Baloch people started to fight back. Letz have a gang war at Lyari. 'Jahan dard hain, wahan mard hain'. Pathan Vs Baloch ! Who played football with whose beheaded head ? 'Aab awaam ka dhyan bhatkaana hoga.' Koi jaane wala tha DUBAI; uske pehle hee kaun arrest ho gaya BHAI. 'Shaitaan ko mera salaam bolna.' Kaanton se bhari yeh SHINGHASAN; naya King ke haathon mein hain yeh Lyari ka PRASHASHAN. Satta ka khel hain yeh, Baadshah ke saath saath, Baazi bhi badlo. In love and war, be prepared to expect almost EVERYTHING; 'you are such a wild THING.' Bhagwan ke ghar mein der hain, lekin nahi hain ANDHER; mithai khaao, baap joh bann gaya 'Sheron ka SHER'. The people's mandate of Karachi has always been the Kingmaker of Pakistan. Even in India, a new King sat on the throne of Hindustan on 26th May 2014. Udhaar babban sher sambhaale Karachi ke LYARI; aur Delhi ke takht se poore duniya mein raaj karega 'Shatranj ke KHILADI'.

Brigadier Jahangir of Pakistan still feel proud of raping so many Bangladeshi Muslim girls during the war in 1971. As Major Iqbal has no son but only a daughter, he has to hear some harsh words from his father almost everyday. The Baloch people welcomed their new 'Sher-e-Baloch' with the 'rifle firing dance'. Jisko bahut saare mulk Don Dawood ke naam se jaante hain, aakhir wahi hain ISI ka 'Bade Sahab'. Uttar Pradesh has always been the Kingmaker state in any Lok Sabha Election. Beware of fake currency notes in India as all those fake notes are getting printed in Pakistan. 'Kyon na Punjab ki aag ko phir se hawaa di jaaye.' Karachi is the production hub of drugs. Pakistan has been successful in making the young people of Punjab drug addicted and then brainwashing them to become terrorists. Pakistan se laaya huya 12 crore ka drugs, Punjab mein kam se kam 150 crore mein bikega. Underground tunnels ! Zahoor ko toh ek din maarenge zaroor. Dost toh dost hee hota hain, kisi bhi bhesh mein raho, pehchaan hee lega. 'Ghar ki yaad nahi aaya tujhe, Jassi ?' Jasleen became a widow. Bareilly's Baazigar, Aalam sacrificed himself for his motherland. 

Who heard something, started searching and found a secret diary ? 'Inh sab mein, mujhe ek naam bataa do, joh begunaah hain'. Our war is not with Pakistan but with the terrorists living in Pakistan. 'Yeh log India ke liye jitna khatarnak hain, usse jyada khatarnak Pakistan ki awaam ke liye hain.' It was Baloch Vs Pathan once again. Shirani se mil ke aao ZAARA; aur dekho dilchasp NAZAARA. Shamsad Hasan attended whose funeral ? The Indian Army succeeded in their surgical strike to take the sweet revenge of Uri attack. How powerful is India, let us make them UNDERSTAND; that's why, the Indian warriors have been given the free HAND. Oho ! Yaqub, so you are a currency THIEF; with effect from 8th November 2016, India implemented 'Operation Green LEAF'. 60,000 crore fake Indian currency note aur uske maalik ka cheeta jwal gaya. Unknown gunmen are doing their tasks well indeed. Samaaj ki gandegi toh saaf karna hain. Hindu jab maarta hain, tribhuvan knaap uthta hain woh taandav se, bolo 'Bharat Maata ki Jai'. Who gunned down Zahoor MISTRY; is no more a MYSTERY. 

Omar kept strict vigilance on Yalina and Zayan ! Atif Ahmed, Hindustan ke Uttar Pradesh ki ek jail se bahaar aa toh gaya, lekin wahan se seedha pouch gaya jahannum. Back in Pakistan, a dead body inside the bath tub ! Rizwan understood the plan of ISI. Major Iqbal has no idea that the Baloch warriors are now uniting to take the sweet revenge on ISI people. The 'Wrath of God' finished the 'Angel of Death'. Ajay Sanyal ne kuch video clips aur tasveer bhejhe hain ! Pakistan mein joh jyada khud hee Qafir hain, wohi doosro ko hee sab se jyada Qafir bolte hain, aur yeh baat se Pakistan ki awaam bahut acchi tarah se waakif hain. Twist in the tale ! 'Maine usse isi din ke liye zinda chhora tha.' Under international pressure, the Pakistan Government had no other choice than to destroy the terrorist camps of Lashkar-e-Taiba. Omar aakhir gaya kahan, National Assembly ya National Asylum ?

'He is a fight to the death; He is a gun to my death.' Another mystery unfolds at Margalla Hills ! 'Zinda raakh kar tadhpaane mein joh mazaa hain, woh maarne pe kahaan.' In war there is victory at one end and there is emotion at the other end. Sometimes you need to keep a stone in your heart to win the battle. 'Aitbaar badhta hain, aur bhi mohabbat ka', lekin 'Dil mein zakhm khaate hain'. When you are a spy or an intelligence officer, you have to always act FAST; patriotism is of priority than personal life, so, if possible, delete your PAST. 'Dil hee naa maane, phir se naina bhare, samjhe teh hum, gam hain khatam.' Time heals all wounds, when someone leaves, his/her relatives or beloved ones learn to live their life on their own way. When you have left a place, position or a relationship, just march forward and RUN; your beloved ones have recovered from pain and shocks and learned to live, so there is no need for you to RETURN. 'Balidaan paramo dharm hain', tabhi toh aatankvaadi o ne ehsaas kiya ki "DHURANDHAR - THE REVENGE" kitni ghaatak hoti hain.

ASSI !!!

ASSI !!!

REVIEWED BY: ARINDAM SAIN

Is your city safe at night for girls and women ? 'Mar ne ke baad aadmi kuch nahi bolta, mar ne ke baad aadmi kuch nahi sochta; kuch nahi bolne aur kuch nahi sochne se aadmi mar jaata hain.' 'Ek gun khareed le kya ?' Chhatri ke peeche kaun ! Bacche aab bacche kahaan raha. 'Kabhi number plate nahi milte hain, kabhi DNA'. 'Hamaare aaspaas jitne log hain, maximum acche hee hain !' 'Pakka ?' '20 minutes, another case reported somewhere'. The female teacher has been gangraped inside the car. 'Kisi ko dekhe meri futi meri rulaayi.' The investigation started. 'Dobaara test karne se aapko apatti hain, custody extended, lab ko boliye, result priority mein chahiye.' 

There were 5, why only 4 names in the FIR ? 'Defense ki poori taiyaari hain'. Bail granted with the following conditions. Beti ki sagaahi ke liye bete ko bachana padha. 'Rape kiya tere laadle ne.' Students of the school created memes, cartoons and jokes in social media as if the gangrape of their school teacher is a very entertaining thing. 'Hamara school ka result best aa raha hain, lekin poora school fail ho gaya hain.' CCTV footage nahi hain ! The Judge ordered the cop to bring the pen drive with recorded CCTV footage. Woh awaaz sunaai diya kya, Hari bol nahi, bolo Harry bol. Jo kaam Police na kar sake, woh kaam woh kar ke dikha diya. Jab kanoon ho andhaa, toh kya karein, andhere mein hee insaaf karna padhta hain. Insaaf toh insaaf hee hota hain, chaaye woh court ke andar ho ya court ke bahaar. 'Toh kya phir court bandh kar de ?' 

A Man doesn't become a Monster in a day. The trial started. 'Andar mein sab change ho gaya hain, par mirror mein same dikhta hain'. When a woman gets raped, the people of the society becomes more interested in finding the woman's fault rather than the fault of the rapists. 'Mera fault bahut hain, mujhe fnaasi mein charha do.' The forensic samples are getting either replaced or tampered with by the corrupted policemen ! 'Yeh sample aab kabhi bhi match nahi karega.' 'Jisne rape kiya usko pati bana diya', lekin rape ka sajaa kahan huya ? The sound of bullets outside the court ! Jaante bhi ho kitne rape hote hain yahan. Ek din mein "ASSI".

THE BENGAL FILES !!!

THE BENGAL FILES !!!

REVIEWED BY: ARINDAM SAIN 

'You can't imagine how real the rape is here.' 'Sir, yeh Bharat nahi hain, yeh Paschim Bangaal hain, Paschim Bangaal, yahaan do Constitution chalta hain.' Gita Mandal is missing in Murshidabad of West Bengal. The CBI investigation started as per the High Court order. 'FIR nahi kiya Sir.' A Police station of corrupted cops ! Sardar Husseini, the MLA from Janata Janardan Party started the dirty politics by instigating the common people against CBI officer, Shiva Pandit. 'Aap yahaan aa toh gaya, lekin waapas jaa nahi paayega.' 

Bharti Banerjee was a topper of Calcutta University and gunned down the Governor as a part of the Swadeshi revolution way back in 1942, though granted bail for being juvenile. Jinnah succeeded in brainwashing the Muslims whose ancestors were Hindus. Mahatma Gandhi hits back to Jinnah by saying, 'Samasya Islam mein nahi hain, samasya tumhare saath hain Jinnah.' The patriotic Muslims supported Maulana Azad and stayed back in Hindustan even after the partition in 1947. 

'Pakistan se dil nahi bhara, Jinnah ko Kolkata bhi chahiye, isiliye Direct Action Day maana raha hain.' Let us now go back to the history of Kolkata on 16th August 1946, just around 1 year before the partition of India. All Hindu Police officers have been transferred outside Kolkata ! The Muslim League started attacking the Hindus in Kolkata by saying, 'Either convert to Islam or die'. 'Meye ke tuley niye chole jacche.' The Bengali Hindu women were kidnapped, raped and killed mercilessly in Kolkata itself. The city of Kolkata looked like a graveyard.

'Kali Kali Mahakali, Jai Maa Kali'. 'Bakri hee toh kaat tha yeh hain, isiliye Patha bulaate hain'; Kasaai ka jawaab, sirf ek kasaai de sakta hain.' Bengali Hindus started to unite and promised to counterattack. 'Kaan khule shune naao sabaai, Bharat Hindu o ka raashtra hain.' To create a Ram Rajya, you have to kill the demon Raavan. 'Waheguru di fateh, Waheguru da Khalsa'. The Sikhs of Kolkata also became a united force to fight against the hooligans of Jinnah. Guru Gobind ne jaise jorhe teh sab Hindu o ko, waise hee Kolkata ke saare Hindu o ko jorha gaya. Aab yeh jung Hindustan Vs Pakistan bann gaya. The Pakistanis were surprised to see the sudden counterattack by the Hindustanis. 

Muslim League of Jinnah had no other choice than to surrender in front of Kolkata Hindus. Gopal Mukherjee proudly said, 'Maine apne dharam ko chuna hain.' In the British newspaper, it was written as 'The Great Calcutta Killings'. The Pakistani Jihadi group accepted a defeat against the Hindus of Kolkata and now they have given the threat, 'Kolkata ka badla Noakhali mein lenge.' Rajendra Lal Roychowdhury came out in protest with a rifle in hand. 'Aur aisa kyon, jahaan inki majority hoti hain, wahan se Hindu o ko safaya kiya jaata hain.'  As Muslims were the majority in Noakhali, the Muslim League decided to kill those Hindus who would not get converted to Islam. 'Congress aur Bapu ko Hindu Mahasabha pasand nahi hain; inhe kaun samjhaaye ke nihatye inh logon se nahi ladaa ja sakta hain.' 

The 'Bande Mataram' Press started its newspaper circulation again. The Muslim League completely destroyed the Congress Party Office and even threatened that no one should utter "Bande Mataram' in Noakhali. 'Sochta hoon tum se nikaah kar loon aur tumhari naya naam raakh doon Ayesha Jahan'. Trying to create a case of Love Jihad ! On 18th October 1946, the headline in the Amritabazar Patrika was 'Over 5000 butchered in Noakhali and Tipperah'. Now, the real mask of Mahatma Gandhi fell from his face and became a useless Mohandas Gandhi. Gandhi gave the feedback to the Hindus like a coward by saying, 'Quit Noakhali or die' instead of taking any actions against the communal Muslim League. 

Hindustan azaad hua lekin najaane kitne Sikh aur Hindu maare gaye partition ke kaaran. The Pakistani people killed the Sikh lover of the Bengali Hindu girl. 'Bapu was wrong' and so was his non violence policy. Netaji Subhash Chandra was right; 'mujhe ush din Ghulam ko maar dena chahiye tha.' When the system fails to protect you,  just break the system. The Bengali Hindu female journalist has been gang raped and gunned down by the Muslims of Murshidabad. 'Maine Ghulam ko maar diya', ekdum issi style mein hee bandh karna padega "THE BENGAL FILES".

DHURANDHAR !!!

DHURANDHAR !!!

REVIEWED BY: ARINDAM SAIN

'Hindustani o ka sab se bada dusman Hindustani (Mir Zafar category) hee hain, Pakistan toh doosre number pe aata hain.' 'Stars are shining for the people we love.' Baatein bole aadhi, khamoshi bhi bole AADHI; chalo aab karte hain tabahi, laate hain AANDHI. Raakho nazar, raakho savar, hamesha khuli raakho apni teesri AANKHEN; dekhte raho aur padhte raho har tarah ki KHABREIN. 'Mere haath mein aakash hain !' Negotiation with the piglets of Kandahar ! 'Hindu bahut hee darpok qam hain !' The then Prime Minister of India in 1999 could have been more strong mentally. 'Aaj sona bhi loot gaya, kaal chidiya bhi udh jaayegi !' The Pakistani terrorists made an attack on the Indian Parliament House in the year of 2001 and there was a human bomb too. Finally, the poetic Prime Minister lost his patience. 'I will make it happen.'

'Dil hain toota, mere mein ishq jwala kar aa gaya. Welcome to Lyari Town of Karachi in Pakistan via Torkhum ! 'Darling darling, dil kyon toda; peeyo peeyo Alam doodh soda.' Ghumao haalke HAALKE; kahi juice idhaar udhaar na CHHALKE. 'Rambha ho ho, Sambha ho HO'; kaun bachane ki koshis kiya Nayiem ko, kaun hain WOH ? MMP Vs PAP ! Lyari kabja karo toh Karachi kabje mein; aur Karachi kabja karo toh poora Pakistan kabje mein. 'Woh gaddi nahi takht hain'. Chhed karo, thokte rahi, tabhi milegi takht. Election aa raha hain, 'tell me if you are ready or not ?' 'Badshah agar inteqam na le, toh beijjati poore qam ki hoti hain.' After the encounter at Cheel Chowk, the Lyari throne was conquered by Sher-e-Baloch. Jameel Jamali of PAP won the election in Karachi. 

Kya barkhurdhar, kahi pe Chaand dikha kya ? 'Tu Chaand hain ek dhadakta hua.' What business do these Khanani brothers actually do ? Karachi to Qatar by water route, Qatar to Nepal by air route, Nepal to Uttar Pradesh via road route crossing the unsealed India-Nepal border. Take the key, open the LOCK; enjoy any natural STOCK. 'Hone de, hone de, raat hain suhaani, dekho puraani na ho yeh jawaani.' Arrey Qasim Miyan, thoda raid toh maaro, taah ki Hamza bhi ek raid maar saake. 'Piya tu aab toh aaja, he's so gangster, run down the city.' No cigarettes, no drugs, only drink a little bit, lekin 'Shayari ka shaukh' rakhta hain. There are several 'Mir Zafar' in the Indian Bureaucracy. Welcome to the factory of fake Indian currency in Pakistan. 

What is the connection between Major Iqbal of ISI and David Headley ? The 'Sher-e-Baloch' had to accept a dirty deal to enter into Pakistan Politics. 'Main apne qam ko dhoka nahi de sakta', lekin phir bhi dhoka diya, lekin waada zaroor nibhana kyon ki, 'Rehman Dakait ki di huyi maut bada kasainuma hoti hain.' Ghiso chiraag, aayega JINN; wahi maarega shaitan ko ek DIN. Aa gaya dabangg SP ASLAM; karne Don logon ka kaam TAMAAM. The Naval Intelligence and Gujarat ATS have been alerted. 'Ya akhi dhus dhus, indi khosh fasla', Sher-e-Baloch ne liya galat faisla ! Formation of Lyari Task Force ! Where there is violence, there is  romance too. Yalina has fallen in love ! 'Betaab sa mohabbat ka tu inquilab hain.' 

Destiny changes with time, that is the beauty of life and karma. The wheel always turns with time. 'Hamara bhi waqt aayega.' Ajmal Kasav was handed over the new gun which has been manufactured in Balochistan by the Baloch people. The encounter officer is back in Lyari to gun down all the gangsters, after all, an encounter  officer always takes a sweet revenge at the right time. Rehman Dakait had no choice but to surrender himself to SP Chaudhary Aslam. The ISI person brutally tortured the Indian spy. 'Bleed India with a thousand cuts !' Shatranj mein baazi kabhi bhi badal sakta hain. 'Mujhe pehle Rehman ka sar chahiye, phir Lyari chahiye.' 

Video footage of Arshad Pappu ! 'Aap ki beti ki zindagi bhi mere haath mein hain.' Sher-e-Baloch released at Sher Shah bridge. 'Yahan barood ka dher baitha hain, tujh jaise ko raak karne ke liye.' The Pakistani terrorists started killing the innocent Indians at Mumbai on 26/11/2008. 'Laagta hain 'Ghazwa-e-Hind'; Mumbai se hee shuru hoga.' The Pakistani terrorists warned the Indian citizens, 'Yeh to sirf trailer hain, aasli film abhi baaki hain'. The soul of a billion Indians replied, 'Ghaayal hoon, isiliye Ghaatak hoon.' Ladki Pakistani hee sahi, lekin uski mohabbat ekdum saccha hain. What happened to Benazir Bhutto ? Rehman Dakait ne apna ek naya party taiyaar kar liya kya ? 'O mainu loot le gaya.' Ek Baloch ne badiya politics khela ek Pakistani ke saath. 

Aao Jameel Miyan aao, jyaada nahi karenge KHARCHA; sirf aur sirf hogi chai pe CHARCHA. Ladki ne diya DIL; ladki ke baap ne kiya DEAL. 'Tainu shararat shikawa, jab naina larawa'. ISI people poisoned the waters of a school in Balochistan to kill the Baloch children. Balochistan people are fighting for their freedom from the cruel Pakistan Government. The 'Hit List' has been prepared with a specific date. 'Ungli ghaaon mein ghusake raakh, nahi toh jaldi mar jaayega saala.' The smart move became the masterstroke. 'Jab main marta hoon, toh kahete hain ki jeena hoga'. Only poison can kill another poison, that is the beauty of raw espionage. Aagar aatankbaadi o ko kutte ki maut maarna hain, toh ghusho unh logon ke desh ke ANDAR; shaatir baano aur ussi ke zehar se ussi ko maaro, tabhi toh kehlaaoge "DHURANDHAR".

THE FAMILY MAN (SEASON 3, 7 EPISODE WEB SERIES) !!!

THE FAMILY MAN (SEASON 3, 7 EPISODE WEB SERIES) !!!

REVIEWED BY: ARINDAM SAIN 
 
'We have to treat the disease, not the symptom.' 'Zindagi aur maut mein sirf ek bullet kaa fark hain.' Wise men always say that where there is a Beauty, there is always a BEAST; to create chaos in India, their mission was to start targeting from the NORTH-EAST. Welcome to the new house ! 'Badle mein kya dete ho, inquiry commission !' Phoenix villages in border line areas ! 'Job ka nature hee aisa hain, 'no time to die !'' Shaadi matrimony website mein profile kya 'FWB' ka online shopping ke liye kholte hain ! Yeh 'FWB' ka matlab 'Family Wala Boy' hain kya ? Pakistan is begging for money to China. Start banning the Chinese apps in India. Welcome to Kohima. 'S and S toh abhi bhi hain', par yeh doosri S woh nahi hain. 5 million pounds deal with Rukma ! The grandson lost his grandfather. Goutam is gone with the sounds of gun fire. 

Secret information is leaking. Regroup the core team and activate the firewalls. Let us do a detailed analysis of Project Guan Yu. Make a list of all non local hostiles. Why is Major Sameer having doubts about Meera ? Saloni agreed to help Atharv's father to take the sweet revenge. Encounter after evening ! Nima is no more after that night ! 'Let's have some fun with Mr. Tiwari.' Be prepared Bro, the brutal truth always bites back. 'Intelligence mein kaam karta hoon beta, circus mein nahi.' In India, too much inquiry commission ruins the intelligence system and even demotivates the best intelligence officers. Zoya is back ! Who is on administrative leave ? Through Chuba, the Yatish is after Stephen now. Serial Suspension Stories ! Let us play the game like a Dark Horse Team. 

'How many Bruces in the CIA, you know ?' Hack into your organization system ! The passenger didn't board the plane ! When you are in the spy world, always buy cheaper mobile handsets only. Oh ! He is from Chittoor ! 'Babu' is very important in Telugu ! 'Koi bahut bada game chal raha hain.' All are not the fans of Srikant ! 'I never mentioned her name, Bruce.' Are they heading towards Chennai ? 'Real life mein aasli Hero sab ke baareme sochta hain.' The Prime Minister is visiting Nagaland. 'Don't worry, be happy !' But, 'this time, it's personal.' 'Baba, maine bag wahan chhupa diya hain.' Time for some 'off the books' operations in Indo-Myanmar border areas. 

Who came to India from England ? 'They are the best in their business !' It was the late Milind's birthday ! 'Loose the kid !'  Yeh video kaun banaya aur share kiya ! Track the sender's location. Nagaland pineapples are very sweet and tasty. Message delivered to the right person inside the cyber cafe.  Sounds of bullets  ! 'Chehra nahi bhool sakte hum.' Camp khaali tha kya ? 'Its an ambush !' MCAS cadres were also doing espionage in Myanmar to understand the entire game plan. Par sarsho ke khet mein bhoot toh hain. 'Toh abhi kaun sa century maar raha hain.' NIA was tracking her ! Arms deal means another scenario for a war in the Indian subcontinent ! 'Par tumhe koi nahi rokega.' 

We have a mole amongst us ! 'Mujhe mere dost pe bahut bharosha hain !' Was JK happy after seeing Michael in Moreh ? 'Laagta hain aap ke wahan dost ka definition kuch alag hee hain.' Suchitra and her kids managed to escape. 'Is that a gun shot ?' NIA Vs TASC inside the jungle ! Myanmar government is not willing to return the Indian soldiers to India ! 'Bahut khel liya diplomacy diplomacy; Army bhejho aur hamare jawaan o ko wapas le aao.' Subbu ne border paar kara diya. Local cadres of MCAS welcomed Stephen in Myanmar. 'I am a travelling savage; I am a travel boy.' The traitor confessed it in detail. 'Beijing is asking me tough questions !' 

Dwaraknath is on his way to India. MCAS had planned for the surprise attack. 'Weapon aaniche ?' Who was responsible for the death of Bobby's mother ? India is planning to sign a historic Arms deal. 'Yahaan hamare sar pe sakshaat maut naach rahi hain aur tujhe dating ki padi hain.' 'Ek bigger plan hamesha hona chahiye, Plan B.' The MCAS patrolling team responded at the right time. The deal got signed but still there is high tension in Indo-Myanmar border areas. Sameer pulled the trigger ! 'Woh Rukma ke peeche gaya hain.' At present, what is the exact location of "THE FAMILY MAN" ?

PANCHAYAT (SEASON 4, 8 EPISODE WEB SERIES) !!!

PANCHAYAT (SEASON 4, 8 EPISODE WEB SERIES) !!!

REVIEWED BY: ARINDAM SAIN 

'Duniya chale na Shri Ram ke bina; Ram ji chale na Hanuman ke bina.' Jai Shri Ram. 'Bhagwan sab dekhte hain, joh jaisa karm karega, usko waisa phal milega'. 'Ghar todnewalo ko sab kuch mil jaata hain, lekin shanti nahi.' 'Savdhani hati, durghatna ghati.' 'Demand mein thoda badlaav hain !' Aim IIM ! 'Bhala manush ka naam case mein daal dia.' Dhara 323 ! 'Woh jaan bujh ke inh ko target kiya, usko pata hain ki case se sab se jyada dikkat inh ee ko hoga.' Akele akele maayushi ka maahol mehsus karte huye kyon peeyenge aap RUM; aap ki sukh dukh ki baatein bnaatiye toh sahi, aap ke sang baithenge HUM. Investment choices of Indians are either on land or on gold, because both are profitable investments indeed. 

Piye ho JAAM; toh bhukto ANJAAM. 'Hum aap ka career bnacha rahe hain, aap hamara career bnachaiye.' Gaana lagao BHOJPURI; High Command ka dance dekho, heyi SASURI. Start the election campaign with a cleanliness drive. Swacch Bharat, Susht Bharat. Student log kabhi gaaon ka school ka souchalay mein jaata hee nahi hain, kyon ki wahan kabhi safaai hoti hee nahi hain. You can do your marketing at any AGE; to do that, you just need to open your Facebook fan PAGE. Par subah subah yeh kya hua, 'Kaksha ke adhyapak ko hee pada gaye patti !' Somras ke sang swapno ke duniya mein khoya hain shikshak ! 

'Toilet block karo Master ji !' Safaai toh ho gaya aur seena bhi chauda ho gaya taali ki ghargharahat se, lekin, 'zakhm ka jawaab zakhm se denge' ! Ho gaya land registration ! 'Khushi se bol do ke khush ho.' Prasad kaun khaya, Binod ya Madhav ? 'Aap ne prasad liya hain, karz nahi.' Politics is just like the game of chess. 'Sir, laagta hain hum dono ko naukri chorh ke, politics join kar lena chahiye.' Bola hain SAAIYAN; toh banaao SEVAIYAAN. 'Hum garib hain, gaddar nahi.' Main road ke paas itna mehenga zameen kaise khareed liya ! 'Police kabhi kuch ki hain !' Shoot kisne karwaya tha ? 'Pakdo ish ko, peeto.' Ghoda chalana kisko aata hain ? 'MBA wala dimaag lagaate hain !' 

Yeh kauwa ka awaaz kahan se aa raha bhai ! Accha, yeh hai anti-corruption raid ! It is always safe to keep a huge amount of cash in your bank account in any PSU Bank. What a catch ! 'Vidhayak aab vidhayak nahi raha, unka chaatna bandh karo.' Heyi sasuri, ghar mein aa gayo sasur ! Dheere dheere paidal chalo, Nana ji aaye hain apne beti ko aashirwad dene. Motorcycle dangerous hain, lekin cycle nahi ! 'Har cheez mein santulan ka zaroorat hota hain.' Kauwa ka nahi, aab Koel ki awaaz hain. Lauki Vs Pressure Cooker ! Tears in Khusboo's eyes ! 'Tufan toh aa ke chal diye, lekin siharan baaki hain, joh mann mein rahe jaati hain.'  

Siti naa maare toh aanch naa badhao babua, nahi toh yehi aage jaa ke ekdum dhamaka kare. In politics, be prepared for attacks regarding your personal life. 'Prem mein agar dukh na ho, toh prem kaahe ka.' 'Aashirwad koi jaadu tona thode hee hota hain, jaisi karni, waisi bharni.' Jab chunaav se pehle kuch cheez muft mein milne laage, toh samajh lena ki chunaav mein aap ka keemti vote khareedne ki ek shaatir koshish hain yeh. Cobra scent maar ke chale hai chaar murti saansad ji se milne ! Dragon bahut sundar naam hain ! 'Hum frank aadmi hain aur hum ko frank log pasand hain.' 

Prahlad got a new offer ! 'Aab aap log inka naitik dubidha dur karo bhai.' Aab tera kya hoga Chandu ! Kar ke BHAROSHA; muft mein khaao SAMOSA. 'Upar ka maida unki taraf se, andar ka aaloo hamara hain'. Politics hain bhai politics. 'Jhoot, fareb, makkari, yeh hain iska aasli khel; khel sakte ho toh khelo, nahi toh chhorho.' 'Hum koi doosra bhasha mein samjha rahe teh kya ?' War of words is also a very funny battle indeed in any election campaign. 'Transformer uda ke ?' Repair it fast, as it is election time !  'Heyi sasur, Mistri ko bhi Jwalapur ka nikal na tha.' Aab Halogen light mein padega yeh hosiyaar Bill CLINTON; generator chalegi bhaiya raat bhar, the game of politics is ON.

'Rahu ka yeh father hain ji, Ketu ka hain teacher; aab ki baar star genitor'. Break the SILENCE; by just a little VIOLENCE. 'Kya huya ho, bahut dhamdham ka awaaz aa raha tha !' Chunaav ka din aa gaya. 'Aap log janata janardan hain, jisko sahi samjhe, usko vote dijiye.' Results to be announced ! Koi fark na padhta babua, 98 naa hee sahi, 97 hee sahi, how do you FEEL; sab chinta dur karo bhai, yeh chilled Beer ke saath, just chill, CHILL. Jab 'I love you' ka jawab 'I love you' hee hain, 'toh resign kyon kar rahe hain aap' ? Kachori kaand ! 'Poori duniya ko toh garam pasand aata hain.' Hisaab barabar, OO LA LA; aab kiska daanth thoda HILELA ? 

Jisko dekho half century maar raha hain ! '50 kilo hum logon ke taraf se bhi, thik hain.' The cops of Uttar Pradesh are very efficient and kept everything under strict vigilance on the election counting day. 'Bheerh kaabu mein rakhe.' The result is out ! 'Qila fateh kar liye tum, sadaa vijayibhava.' When you finally win after losing and losing several battles, it is surely a moment to cherish. 'Sach mein Prahlad Bhai, bahut accha laag raha hain.' 'Haar, haar hota hain', lekin haar bahut kuch shikaati bhi hain. Aab toh Kranti aayi hain, nazar rakhiyega zaroor, kyon ki yeh hain Phulera "PANCHAYAT". 

BHOOL CHUK MAAF !!!

BHOOL CHUK MAAF !!!

REVIEWED BY: ARINDAM SAIN 

'Karm karo, phal ki chinta na karo.' 'Deja vu !' 'Parivartan sansar ka niyam hain aur hum paida hee huye hain niyam todne ke liye.' 'Mannat maang rahe ho, ke KBC khel rahe ho'. 'Aaj Sunday hain, samaaj chutti pe hain.' Overtime at the Police station ! 'Thoda time maang raha hain, de dijiye.' Weird condition indeed ! 'Titli udi udi jaaye re.' Keri ke jugaad ne milaayo Bhagwan se. Jewel loan of 2 lakhs ! 'Tere bina apna naseeb koi na.' Beware ! Fraudsters everywhere ! 'Paise bhi gaye, naukri bhi gayi.' Har Har Mahadev ! Bhagwan se baat hone ke baad kya hua aisa ki yeh dil gaane laaga, 'banungi mein saawariya tera.' 

In Bengali we say, 'Kaal kaal Mahakaal'; sasuri yeh kaal kab aayegi ? Oye Jugni, aaj toh secret party hain honi. 'Aag bhi hoon main, shola bhi hoon, main hee thanda paani; aaj tumhari hoon main lekin, kaal ko main begaani.' Bahut ho gaya manoranjan; aab neend se utho aye Rajkumar Ranjan. Shaadi ke liye itna kyon hain JALDI; khatam toh karlo beta yeh rashme, lagaao apne badan pe HALDI. Baat ko samajh lo, kya nek kaarya karna hain, woh kar lo; antaryaami hain yeh, lekin muh se kuch na BOLE; bolo jor se dil lagaa ke, bam bam bhole, bam bam BHOLE. Chaath se kaun kuda ? 'Zinda hain, abhi tak.' Musibat vikat; sankat nikat ! 

Jaane anjaane mein kya dukhaye ho kisi ka DIL; kapda joh phaarh gaya anjaane mein, usse aab ek darji ki tarah tu SIL. 'Isse toh girna hee tha, ish ke kismat mein hain.' Apne liver ko naa karo KHARAAB; peeke itna SHARAAB. Maa Gange se mil gayo mukti ! 'Doob rahe ho, ki tair rahe ho ?' Hamid toh honest nikla ! 'Aaj se Tiwari aur Ansari bhai bhai.' 'Paisa de ke, naukri nahi chahiye.' Sarkar toh naa jaane garib aadmi o ko kitna hain LOOTE; sarkari naukri paane ki aasha liye naa jaane kitno ki sapne hain TOOTE. 'Sahi ko chunna bahut muskil kaam hain, bade bade chug gaye.' 'Saccha jeevansaathi bahut muskil se milta hain, kahete hain na, upar se likh ke aata hain.' Titli udi kya, huyi kya "BHOOL CHUK MAAF" ?