KATTI BATTI !!!

‘Bacche?’ ‘Ussi ke liye toh ghar le rahe hain!’ ‘Phenyl tumne piye tha, lekin woh poora office ke pet mein gaya.’ ‘E Bhai! Aap logon ki shaadi ho gayi hain? Kab? Kahan?’ ‘Meri koi value hain ki nahi?’ ‘Aaj, aabhi, karoge?’ ‘DDLJ kitni baar baani? Aur Devdas?’ ‘Kyon karte ho mujhe itna pyar, Devdas?’ ‘Aur woh haveli LOC border pe tha!’ Bahut ho gaya time pass, yeh saccha pyar hain, saccha pyar.’ ‘Jo tujhe chaiye, main nahi dungi, Dil ki pungi, Dil ki pungi.’ ‘Haan toh main NGO shuru karne ki soch rahi thi.’ ‘5 lakh ka hain! Ish pe kya rocket launcher laaga hua hain?’ ‘Yahaan ka juice bahut accha hain.’ ‘You promise me, that you will keep this love alive in your heart.’ ‘Bhool jaa usse.’ ‘Mrs.Chaturvedi, inhe shaadi ka card dijiye please.’ ‘Library dur hain.’ ‘Meter se itna hee hota hain.’ ‘Number mil gaya.’ ‘Kaal hamaari shaadi hain.’ ‘Lalliram Caterers ka malik mera dost hain.’

The college guy fell in love with her at first sight. ‘French kiss firangi hain, desi kiss changi hain.’ College street-fight continued even in corporate level, though as a strategic fight! ‘Main bhi sarphira, tu bhi sarphiri.’ They were in live-in! Who lost his mother? Why his younger sister was sceptical about his girlfriend? ‘Photos sent to Payel. Job done! Thanks buddy.’ Break-up in front of the airport! Who got hospitalized? Maddy was madly searching for her latest mobile phone number! A tortoise can also be kept as a good pet animal inside your house. Welcome to FOSLA! ‘Sau aanshoo roye do aankhiyan!’ FOSLA means Frustrated One Sided Lovers’s Association! Was there still a ray of hope for Maddy?  Ricky was about to get married to whom? ‘Kya tum log bandwale ho, toh woh kaun hain?’ The bangle was an object of hint of what? ‘O jaania, jee deh jaania.’ Why their love story remained as a “KATTI BATTI”?