SUNFLOWER 2 !!! (8 EPISODES WEB SERIES, SEASON 2) !!!

SUNFLOWER 2 !!! (8 EPISODES WEB SERIES, SEASON 2)

REVIEWED BY: ARINDAM SAIN

'Barbie Doll !' #SoRie ! 'A good friend !' 'Toh kya hain aap ka style ?' 'Aankh kaun chori karta hain !' '802' Vs '1001' ! 'Birthday aap ka, aur surprise mujhe !' 'Kitna cake kaatega tu, aab mera kaun kaatega?' Confession ! Both Tambe and Digendra are confused ! Bromethalin in coconut water ! Start 'Kidnap Kahani'. He could not see GURLEEN; but, what a lucky escape it has BEEN. Just Jeera PAANI; Mrs. Ahuja nikli badi SIYAANI. 'Aap ka number kis naam se save karoo, DG ya Googloo Googloo ?' What was written in the last testament and will of Raj Kapoor ? Is the girl from BHILAI; telling a LIE ?  'Aap ko kaise pata hain, 'Exodus', dance bar hain ?' Never give a hint about you to your HR Manager. 'I own you, bad boy ! I am your Horny Resource !' 

Policewala Premik ! 'Ekdum front foot pe khelo.' Raat ko hee rangeen hoti hain uski office ! 'Teri baahon mein shona hain; tujh mein doob ke khona hain.' 'DOE' means 'Director of Entertainment' ! 'Khaana Watchman kha raha tha !' 'Janam janam ka saath hain !' Tambe has more girlfriends than Digendra ! 'Bring your own Bai !' Who became bisexual ? Woh 500 ka note, na tera, na mera ! Arrey 'Ji' hatao, kaho sirf 'Radha'. 'Sir, aag jwal gaya, happy lunch !' Roti toh ekdum Radha ki qamar jaisi hee mulaayam thi. An Engineering student knows everything. Dilip was in love with Mikela ! 'Yeh society ka naam 'Sab Liar' hona chahiye tha ! Vijay Malya lag raha hain, toh bano uski calendar girl !

Office mein kitna bhi hide and seek khel lo, ladki toh desperate nikli. Office romance begins ! Aab tera kya hoga Adhyapak ? 'Aap ko kuch jwalne ki smell aa rahi hain ?' Naina Vs Rosie ! Yeh ghar tera, yeh bistar tera, lekin Raja kiska hain ? 'Kamini' se bada kamini kaun hain ? 'End mein kya kaha aap ne ?' Don't drink RAW; rather use the STRAW. Green tea session with a partner ! Surat hai BHOLI; chaalaye dil pe GOLI. Chuha wahi jaa ke mara, jahaan zaher tha. Hello ! Is it 'Ekbar Travels' ? 'Serial number same hain !' Black to White ! Koi mar gaya kya, kuch toh BOLO; ek baar fridge aur passport toh KHOLO; kyon ki yeh hain "SUNFLOWER 2" !!!

MAIN ATAL HOON !!!

MAIN ATAL HOON !!!

REVIEWED BY: ARINDAM SAIN

'Yeh desh rahena chahiye, ish desh ka Loktantra amar rahena chahiye.' 'Ek Rashtra, Ek Vidhaan, Ek Pradhan.' 'Bharat Maata ki Jai.' 'Jai Jawan, Jai Kishan, Jai Vigyan.' 'Nirnay atal hain.' 'Azaadi abhi adhuri hain.' 'Ek Akhand Bharat banana hain aur desh ko aage badhana hain.' 'Gilgit se le ke Garo tak, azaadi parv manaayenge'. 'Hum rahe na rahe, Bharat sadaa rahena chahiye. Desh ki suraksha ki uttar dwaaitwa aab tumhare kaandhon par hain.' 'Hindu tann mann, Hindu jeevan.' 'Chingari ka khel bura hota hain.' 'Nazrein milengi toh log tumhara bharosa karenge aur tumhari baat bhi maanenge.' Welcome to the headquarters of Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh at Nagpur. The two brothers changed the flag of a police station ! The rebel came out of the jail to start a rebellion again. 'Sab se pehle hum sab hain ish maatribhumi ke sapoot.' As there was no unity among the Indians in the name of caste, creed and religion, it became very easy for the British Government to rule over the Indians for years after years. Rajkumari was impressed by his speech at the College Election campaign. 'Aap ke har shabd mein prem hee prem tha, ek vote pakka samajhiye.' Love in the air ! 'Aankhon se tune kya kaha hain, mann zara bhi bash mein na raha; tu chandrama hain, main ek lehar hoon.' Dil chura ke, woh chali gayi Delhi ! 'Bhai toh nahi laagte hain aap dono !' Kanpur Law College mein aa gayo Krishna Bihari ! 'Bichaar miley na miley, dosti hamesha raheti hain.' 

Mohammad Ali Jinnah demanded a separate nation !  'Sone ki chidiya pinjre se bahaar aanewali hain, humein yeh sunischit karna hoga, ke angrez jaate jaate, ish ke par na kaat jaaye.' After India's independence, he became a dedicated member of Jan Sangh. Freedom did come but at a price of communal killings of so many thousands of innocent Hindus in Pakistan. Revenge is always sweet and Hindus always know how to take the sweet revenge. Godse gunned down Gandhi ! 'Kaal ke kapaal mein likhta hoon mitatha hoon, geet naya gaata hoon.' A pen can be a sword with the blessings of Maa Saraswati. Dr. Shyamaprasad Mukherjee read all the articles written by the 'Kraantikaari Kavi' and gave his resignation to start a new political party. Pandit Deendayal Upadhyay was also impressed with the Sampadak of 'Rashtra Dharm' newspaper. 'Chand mahino mein hee, Sarkar hee hila di.' Dr. Shyamaprasad Mukherjee went to Nagpur to meet Madhav Sadashivrao Golwalkar. 'Guruji, aap ke paas sanghatan hain, hamare paas sapna.' Under Shyamaprasad's leadership, the 'Jan Sangh' became a political party, 'Akhil Bharatiya Jan Sangh'. 'Rajneeti se Rashtra nirmaan karna hain', isilye 'Viswa ke itihaas mein, sab se bada rajnaitik dal taiyaar karna hain.' From October 1951, all the members took a vow, 'Naa jhukega desh apna, naa jhukenge hum kabhi; duniya ke saare shukh peeche hain, mera desh hain pehle.' 

When the Bengali Hindus were mercilessly getting killed in East Pakistan, the Congress government remained silent; when so many thousands of Bengali Hindus of East Pakistan took shelter in West Bengal of India, it was the members of 'Bharatiya Jan Sangh' who gave food and shelter to them. 'Itne parishram ke baad bhi, 3 pratishad vote miley hain humein.' Have patience, the war is not won within a few weeks only, it takes its own time. The Kashmir issue started in the year of 1953. The Bharatiya Jan Sangh started protesting against Article 370, because Article 370 was just a tool by the Congress party to utilize each and every Kashmiri people as a votebank by pushing them towards the darkness. Dr. Shyamaprasad Mukherjee was poisoned inside the jail in Kashmir as the Congress government was fearing the big revolution against Article 370. 'Azadi ke baad, yeh desh hamara hain, yeh bataane ke liye agar balidaan dena pade, toh yeh kaisa loktantra hain.' Deendayal ji said, 'Aab humein rona nahi hain, Congress ko rok na hain.' Lal Krishna Advani was a fan of Atal's poetry and they became good friends too. Balrampur se chunaav ladenge ! 'Mere paas agar kuch hain, toh sirf aur sirf Bharat Maata ka aashirvaad.' Victory in Balrampur ! 'Mann mein urre teh gulaal keshari.'  

Welcome to the Indian Parliament House. China made an attack on India !  'Chin ko swagat karne se pehle, hamare seema e, surakshit kyon nahi thi ?' Pandit Jawaharlal Nehru died in the year of 1964. Lal Bahadur Shastri became the next Prime Minister. Atal ji wanted to see India as a nuclear power to strengthen its defence against a threat like China and other western nations. 'Yeh dekho, Kavi chale hain bomb banane'. Lal Bahadur Shastri's death in Tashkent also raised several questions. Indira Gandhi became the next Prime Minister. After a few days, even there was a sudden death of Deendayal Upadhyay. Something suspicious indeed ! 'Satta ke birodh mein jinhone awaaz uthai, woh daba di gayi.' Aab jung shuru kiya 'Jan Sangh' ne Congress ke khilaaf, woh bhi Atal Bihari ke netritwa mein. You never know when your true lover will come back again in your life, maybe, with just a 'good friendship' tagline. Rajkumari requested him to become a part of their family. Poverty and Unemployment in India were on the rise. Indira Gandhi played a trick to survive in Indian politics. 'The President has proclaimed Emergency !' 'Peechle do barsho se, desh ko jail bana rakha hain.' Almost all the citizens of India became angry. 'Indira hatao, desh bachao.' A new political party emerged with the name, 'Janata Party'. 

The 'Janata Party' formed the first non-Congress government in India and Morarji Desai became the Prime Minister. Atal Bihari became the Minister of External Affairs. Everyone liked the speech on 'The World is a family' by Atal ji at the UN Conference. Indira Gandhi again played dirty politics and the coalition government collapsed. But, Atal ji accepted the challenge again. 'Dal o ke ish daldal ke beech, ek Kamal khilana hoga.' A new political party was formed with the Lotus symbol and the name of that party is 'Bharatiya Janata Party'. The three great young leaders, Pramod Mahajan, Arun Jaitley and Sushma Swaraj joined the BJP. 'Saach toh yeh hain, ki main keval satya bolta hoon.' Since 1948, there has been a demand for the Ram Mandir at Ram Janmabhoomi. 'Ek bharosa, ek hee naam, Jai Shri Ram, Jai Shri Ram !' Based on this issue, the common people of India started to like the Hindutva ideology of the BJP. From just 2 seats in the previous election, BJP increased its seats to 85 seats in the 9th Lok Sabha election. 'Mandir wahi banayenge.' Ram Kothari and Sharad Kothari of Kolkata led from the front to march towards the Ram Janmabhoomi. Mulayam Singh Yadav ordered the cops to shoot the RSS kar sevaks. The Kothari Brothers of Kolkata and so many Kar Sevaks sacrificed their life for the Ram Mandir. 'Yeh VP Singh ki sarkar girna chahiye, Pramod.' 

The entire para military regiment of 'Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangha' decided to take the sweet revenge and they ultimately demolished the Babri Masjid out of anger not only on the cruel foreigner, Babar but also on Mulayam Singh Yadav. Lal Krishna Advani declared Atal Bihari Vajpayee as the next Prime Ministerial candidate for BJP and he was elected as the 10th Prime Minister of India. '40 saal ke parishram safal huya.' Atal ji had full faith in APJ Abdul Kalam. The Pokhran test was successful. 'India is now a nuclear power.' Atal ji tried to create a good friendly relationship with Pakistan, but, Pakistan, as usual, is a poisonous snake. 'Main bhi aap se shaadi karne ke liye taiyaar hoon, lekin mujhe dahej mein, poora Pakistan chahiye.' Now, this time, Sonia Gandhi played dirty politics and the coalition government collapsed. 'Loktantra ki chir haran karna, yeh Congress ki puraani aadat hain.' After Bomb, Bus, Budget; Atal ji's plan was to construct the 'Golden Quadrilateral' Highway. But, even in the notice period, Atal ji had to take some bold steps as Pakistan started a war against India. 'Operation Vijay' was given the green signal. 'Bharat ka Pradhan Mantri, jung jeetne ke baad hee baat karega. Jai Hind.' India won the Kargil War against Pakistan. Atal Bihari Vajpayee personally visited Kargil to congratulate the patriotic warriors of Mother India. 'Ae Tiranga shaan apni; denge ish pe jaan apni.' 'Aandhi o mein jwalaye hain maine bujhte diye, kyon ki "MAIN ATAL HOON".'

12TH FAIL !!!

12TH FAIL !!!

REVIEWED BY: ARINDAM SAIN

'Imaandaari ke 3rd Division, beimaani ke 1st Division se jyaada khusi deti hain.' 'Haar nahi maanunga; kaal ke kapaal mein, likhta hoon, likhata hoon'. 'Phir jaa ke hum ko pata chala ki missing kya hain ? Motivation !' 'Saap-Siri khele ho kabhi, baas yeh hee hain UPSC'. 'Khaane ke paise hain nahi, IPS baanega.' 'Cheating chorhni hogi, baas.' 'Yeh ghuskhor o ko chappal nahi, goli maar deni chahiye.' Chambal ka ek chota gaon, naam hain Bilgaon. Bidhayak kare ghotala aur satyabaadi Kamlesh ko suspension letter mila. Nakal nahi hoyego, kyon ki Chambal mein aa gayo naya DSP, naam hain Dushyant. 'Photo lo re ish ki.' Ek chala jung larhne bhrastachar ke khilaaf. 'Khaali pet raheke jung larogi kya ?' Garib ka Rickshaw Vs Bidhayak ki Bus ! Corrupted cops are like a virus. The honest cop did the treatment. 'Sir, main aap jaisa banna chahta hoon.' Transfer toh ho gayo woh Police Officer ka, par uska woh baat Manoj ke dimaag mein baith gayo. 

After passing the B.A exam, he got a reward from his grandmother. 'Kharche ki chinta mat kario, aab bada Police Officer bann ke hee lauti.' Barua ki bhabhi chor nikli ! PCS got cancelled ! 'Sarkar hain bhai, kuch bhi kar sakta hain.' Swabhimaan aur bhukh ke beech ek jung chal raha tha. Par yeh Gwalior hain, yahaan har ek ka dil Raja jaisa hee hota hain. The restaurant owner was not in the mood to take any money for the food from the poor student. Pritam gave him a suggestion. Forget about all these State Government jobs, always try for the Central Government jobs. 'IPS baap hota hain DSP ka.' Welcome to Mukherjee Nagar of Delhi. Tutul took him to Gauri Bhaiya's residence. Even after losing, Gauri did not lose heart. 'Hamara nahi hua toh kya hua, tumhara toh ho jaayega.' 'Zero se kar restart.' Manoj cleared the Prelims exam. Gauri advised him to search for a good coaching center for the UPSC Mains Exam. 

Aaj khush toh bahut hoge tum Manoj ! Kaun thi woh ladki jisne naam pooch liya ? 'Abdul Kalam Saab toh street lamp ke nichey padha karte teh, mere paas toh poori library hain.' Bhale hee library chorh diya Manoj ne, bhale hee Shraddha chorh gayi usko, lekin kitaab padhna na chorha Manoj ne. Galat likh diye ho bhai, it was not 'Terrorism', it was written as 'Tourism' in the question paper. ' Daadi na raha, lekin woh vaada nibhana tha. 'Aagli baar aayego, toh Police ki wardi mein aayego.' Phir aa gayi Shraddha, Mussoorie se Delhi ! 'Thank you for being rude, pyar mohabbat ka time kahan hain.' Manoj failed to clear the UPSC Main exam in his third attempt. Pandey ji ko toh gussa aa gaya aab. 'Losers ke saath koi ladki rahena nahi chahta hain.' Lo Manoj Bhai, Shraddha ne toh 'I Love You' bol diya, aab duniya palat ke dikhao, yeh bhi ek motivation ee toh hain. 

Deep Mohan said that Manoj can never qualify the UPSC Mains exam. It is now the war between 'English Medium' Vs 'Hindi Medium'; it is the war between the rich and the poor. Gauri Bhaiya accepted the challenge. 'Yeh sirf tumhari ladhai nahi, yeh hum sab ki ladhai hain.' Restart now, this time 16 hours per day with a stopwatch. Manoj cleared the UPSC Mains exam and it was time for the final interview round. A little bit tensed ! A slight tension is always good for any personal interview round. In India, to crack an interview, you have to know the background of the interviewer because their personal preference always steps in while taking the final decision. Experience counts ! The old man suggested some tips and tricks. But, a guy who is bold, always speaks the brutal truth, it hardly matters, whether he gets selected or rejected in the personal interview round. Chitti mein likha tha, 'Will you marry me, Manoj ?' Personal life ka tension khatam, chahe chakki mein atta peese, ya IPS officer baane. 

Why in the year of 1942, Dr. Ambedkar said, 'Educate, Agitate and Organize'. Baash ! paani saaf honi chahiye, chahe woh steel ki glass mein ho, yaa knaach ke. Jahaan Japan, China aur Germany apne hee bhasha mein padha kar aage badh raha hain, toh Hindustan mein kya abhi bhi Hindi Medium Vs English medium chal raha hain. Communication is important, not the language. Suraj na sahi, lamp bann ke andhera dur karoonga. 'Waste of time ! Such arrogance !'' 'Kahe dena bhagya se, ke main kaal laut ke aayoonga.' You need to select raw people to change the raw system from top to bottom. Pritam Pandey became a TV reporter or what to break the breaking news ! Yeh desh hain duniya ka gehena aur desh ko mila aur ek gehena, bhale hee woh apne 1st attempt mein tha "12TH FAIL". 

ANIMAL !!!

ANIMAL !!!

REVIEWED BY: ARINDAM SAIN

'Sajaa mein deta hoon Dada ji, maafi aap de dena.' To take a sweet revenge, 'aasli trick hain patience.' Wait karne ke baad, maarne ka joh majaa hain na, woh kisi mein nahi. Agar sadiyo se ush dynasty ka gene aggressive aur dominating hain, toh ush family ka baccha bhi kabhi bhi shikaar kar sakta hain, kyun ki Sher ka baccha bhi Sher hee hota hain. Any human being behaves like a social animal if and only if the society in which he is living is social, 'nahi toh goli maar doonga.' 'Attitude toh khandaani hain jeeja ji, khoon mein hain, kaise badlega.' Yeh dekho Geetu, aa gaya tumhari 'Alpha'. 'I have no sisterly feelings for you.' 'Nice haircut, par tum lambe baalon mein bhi acche lagte ho.' 

'Kisne chherha hain mere behen ko ?' 'Abhi toh jalwa baaki hain !' Toh phir aao, hum tumko aapna jalwa dikhaate hain. Bhai ho toh aisa ho, ekdum rakhwala. He loves his two sisters Roop and Reet so much. Papa ne bola ghar chorh do, aur tum chal diye Barkhurdaar, ruko jaara, 'Alpha Male' ko kisine select kar liya. 'Dulha changed !' Yeh log bahut chapar chapar karte hain, jealousy you see, karo deep kiss desperate ho ke. 'Koi doori nahi baaki, Piya re.' 'Pandit ji, main mantra padhiye.' Why did he come back from America to India ? Any impact on the share price of the Swastik Group of Companies ! 'Shakti, Pragati, Vijay'. The son of Balbir Singh motivated the workers of Swastik Steel to start the work again. 

Welcome back to the village. 'Apna pind toh apna pind hota hain oye !' Papaji helped him to fight the war. When the Sikhs unite, they unite like the roaring Lions of the Jungle to hunt down their enemies. 'Jo bole so nihaal, sat Sri Akaal.' Mishra Uncle was so happy to see such a strategic move. They killed Kailash ji so brutally. Maaf karna didi, baat apni khandaan ko bachane ka hain. Mar gaya saala !  'Force ka aadmi hain main'. No time for demo, Freddy; time for action.' 'TigerX' brand underwear ! Oye DJ laa, Dolby Sound baajla. Kulhadi Killers ! Violence with motivational song ! 200 criminals are yet to arrive ! Freddy is another champ you see ! 'Guys, imagined in Delhi, manufactured at Bangalore, assembled in Maharashtra; 100 percent 'Made in India'.' Aatmanirbhar Bharat ka 'Gurudev Gun' ! 

'Je mein apno ko dekheya; mujhse buraa naa koye'. Asrar has been gunned down. Rann pe vijay praapt kiya Rannvijay Singh ne. 'Guys, salute the champion.' But, who sent those criminals in that hotel ? The doctor has found a heart donor ! Who is dancing with the wine glass on his head. 'Jamal jamal, ye jamalu, jamal kudu !' A translator between the bride and the groom ! 'Abid Bhai ne maana kiya tha, aap ko bataane ke liye.' Mare huye aashiq ka dil abhi bhi zinda hain, Zoya ke liye naya pyar hee sahi, wahi purana aashiqana dil se ! 'Pehle bhi main tum se mila hoon !' A bomb blast in the Rolls Royce ! Men are always smarter, you see ! 'Yeh blast tera muh khulbaane ke liye ee toh tha.' 'Come, lick my shoe.' Abid is planning something big by utilizing Aziz's face with medical surgery. 'Agar mere jaisa nahi dikha, toh matlab mera hee hain.' 

Abrar's father whose surname was Singh, changed his religion and got married to several women. Gitanjali found her husband to be guilty, but, at least, her husband was honest enough to confess all his sins. 'Husband-Wife stupid fights !'  But, you can hardly ignore your 'Home Minister' when she is a mother of two kids. 'Duniya tu hee hain meri.' Time to go to the war zone. 'If I don't come back, dobaara shaadi mat karna.' Campbelltown Airport of Scotland ! 'Ya aaj main rahoonga, ya saamne wala mera.' Abrar ko bhi bhejh diya gaya hain Asrar ke paash. Happy Diwali, Papa ! 'Let us play a game.' Bachpan mein ush kagaz mein joh likha tha, woh abhi bhi Balbir Singh ko yaad hain. Baap toh baap hota hain, par dukh bhi hota hain, jab uska ladka aankhon ke saamne bann jaaye "ANIMAL". 

SAM BAHADUR !!!

SAM BAHADUR !!!

REVIEWED BY: ARINDAM SAIN

'Jung asaan kab hoti hain ?' 'Hum rahe ya naa rahe, hamari ish wardi ki gaurav hamesha rahega.' 'Tumhari jagah Front pe hain, baaki soldiers ke saath.' 'Jung sirf Front pe hee nahi larrhi jaati.' 'Amritsar ki paidaaish hoon, biwi Bombay ki hain, Delhi mein kaam karta hoon, isse jyada Indian kya ho sakta hoon.' Welcome to the British Indian Army'. 'Guards, General salute ! Present Arms ! Ground Arms !' Haruka Gurung of the Gorkha Rifles gave him a new name and the female reporter made a note of it ! 'Joh kahete hain, usse darr nahi, ya toh jhoote hain, ya phir Gorkha.' What should be the name of the baby ? 'Woh chor ka naam bhi Cyrus tha !' 'Gentleman hoon, lekin gentleman hone ka vaada nahi kar sakta.' Punishment due to indiscipline in Mussoorie in the year of 1933 ! Boxing Ring mein Tikka Khan uth na paaya. 'You are a Piffer now'. Transfer posting at Ferozepur ! Lahore ke party mein Silloo ko dekhne ke baad, yeh dil silly na raha. 'Itni si baat, dekho na, dastaan ho gayi.' World War-II started in the year of 1942. Around 50 soldiers died due to misunderstanding. 'Agar Rangoon gira, toh hum gire.' It was British Vs Japan regarding that Sittang Bridge. 

'Jo bole so nihaal, sat Sri Akaal.' Meher Singh disobeyed the order of Mr.Manekshaw to save Mr.Manekshaw only. 'Anyone with this sense of humour is worth life saving.' 'Nine bullets !' Major Cowan awarded him an immediate military cross. The famous Kashmiri Pandit, Motilal Nehru's granddaughter, Indira Nehru got married to Feroze Jehangir Ghandy in 1942. 'Parsees do make good husbands.' Later on, to retain the Hindu sentiment and votebank, Jawaharlal Nehru forced Feroze to change his surname from Ghandy to Gandhi. Just a few months before India's independence, Major Yahya Khan got invited to the dinner party. 'Jung aurat o bura khwaab deti hain.' The British Government before handing over India to the Indians sowed the poisonous tree of communalism. 'Kya keemat laagayi hain azaadi ki !' Woh azaadi nahi, batwaara hee tha, naa jaane kitne maasum log maare gaye, naa jaane kitne log ghar se beghar ho gaye. Raat o raat, dosti bhi dushmani mein badal gayi. 'Bike rakhlo, 1500 rupiya.' Sardar Vallabhbhai Patel understood all the tricks of Lord Mountbatten. Vappala Pangunni Menon and Manekshaw were sent to Srinagar. 

Aap rajneeti sambhaliye, jung humlog sambhalte hain. Maharaja Hari Singh signed the agreement and Kashmir became a part of India on 27th October 1947. The newspaper headline, 'Kashmir accedes to India'. 'Mission aap ka accomplish huya hain, hamara toh aab shuru hoga.' The Indian Army entered Kashmir to protect all the Kashmiris from the Pakistani invaders. In 1959, in the Defence Services Staff College at Wellington town of Tamil Nadu, office politics started. 'DSSC mein Army Officers train kiye jaate hain, politicians nahi.' The escalation by Mr. Kaul was found to be baseless, it was just an act of jealousy. In the year of 1962, the Chinese soldiers started to invade the Assam and Ladakh areas by saying, 'Hindi Chini bhai bhai.' Jawaharlal Nehru as a Prime Minister looked helpless regarding the attack by the Chinese soldiers in Bomdila of Assam as his government has never focused on infrastructure development in border areas. Indira slammed her own father for not focusing on modernization of the defence sector. His next posting is in Tezpur, Assam. 'Gentleman, there will be no more withdrawals.' 'They don't want 'normal', Minister, they want to win.' 'Badri Vishal Lal ki Jai.' Chinese troops got a befitting reply from the Indian soldiers. 

The first Prime Minister of India died due to the heart attack. In 1964, some civil unrest took place in Calcutta ! 'Aagli posting kahan chahte ho ?' 'Eastern Command hee mila tha tumhe.' Captain ka bhi baap hota hain Major General. Salute ka har jawaab salute se hee dena padega. While sitting at the Eastern Command Headquarter, Fort William of Calcutta, he received the news that Indira Gandhi became the third Prime Minister of India by defeating Morarji Desai in the Lok Sabha election. In 1966, Mizo National Front created some problems in the Mizo Hills. 'Agar paltan ko banduk nahi uthani, toh haath mein churiya pehen le.' All MNF militants have been gunned down, though, Brigadier Miram lost his son. The Lieutenant General Manekshaw has been awarded the 'Padma Bhushan' award. In the year of 1969, Yahya Khan became the President of Pakistan and immediately suspended the Pakistan Constitution and imposed martial law. The Chief of Army Staff had an outstanding idea. 'Ex-Serviceman must have a minimum pension plan, yeh unka haq hain.' Dippy learned something ! 'Ek aadmi chaahe kitna bhi jung jeet le, ek aurat ke dimaag ko takkar nahi de sakta.' 'You kiss your own sweetheart, I will kiss mine.' 

Unrest in East Pakistan started as the Bengali Muslims demand for freedom from the tortures of Urdu speaking Muslims of West Pakistan. Sheikh Mujibur Rahaman was leading from the front. 'Ebaar er sangram, amader mukti r sangram'. On 25th March 1971, several students of Dhaka University were killed by the West Pakistan Army. Tikka Khan was the 'Butcher of Balochistan', and in 1971, became the 'Butcher of Bengal.' Around 7 million Bengali Muslims of East Pakistan have entered India through Bengal, Assam and Tripura as refugees to save themselves from the soldiers of West Pakistan. Indira Gandhi was an expert in International diplomacy and gave a green signal. 'Badhte chalo, badhte chalo, ruk na nahi, jhuk na nahi, badhte chalo.' On 3rd December 1971, the Pakistani soldiers made an attack in Jammu by crossing the Chenab river. They also made attacks on all the air fields of the Indian Air Force. 'Yaad rahe, Pakistan ko yeh jung hamesha yaad rahena chahiye.' The Indian Air Force took the sweet revenge in style by entering into the Pakistan soil and destroyed all their air fields and war tanks. 

The Indian Navy made such an attack on the Karachi Port that it became non operational for 48 hours or so. Finally, the Indian Army entered Dhaka; the Indian Navy captured all the ports of East Pakistan; all the air fields of East Pakistan have been destroyed by the Indian Air Force. The Pakistani soldiers in East Pakistan surrendered in front of the Indian Armed Forces. Zulfikar Ali Bhutto still took an aggressive stance at the UN Security Council meeting. Even in the western front, the Pakistani soldiers were forced to march backwards with a humiliating defeat. Indira Gandhi did one blunder by declaring Bangladesh as a nation instead of making it an Union Territory of India. 'Yahya ne mera bike ka paisa nahi diya tha, isiliye maine uska adha mulk le liya.' Just before 15 days of his retirement, he got promoted and became the 1st Field Marshal of India with effect from 1st January 1973. 'Kya Banda hain yeh, Rab ka Banda hain yeh, sab ka Banda hain yeh.' 'A Field Marshal is always on duty, Sweetie.' 'I am Ok and everything will be Ok' because I am Sam Hormusji Framji Jamshedji Manekshaw. 'Lekin yeh naam mera favourite hain, "SAM BAHADUR"'.

KADAK SINGH !!!

KADAK SINGH !!!

REVIEWED BY: ARINDAM SAIN

'Amaader taaka feroth chaai, feroth daao.' 'Golden Sun' Chit Fund scam of Bengal ! Financial Fraud ! 'Chehre pe chehra hain, yeh raaz gehra hain.' Sarkari daftar ka pankha tha, isiliye baach gaya. 'Duniya tu shaatir hain, viswaasghaati hain.'  'Kahaani bahut hee gehri laagti hain.' Arjun is his junior colleague. 'Yaar, tum log naam bahut rakhte ho.' Police ne bola, laao PAISA; case banaa denge ekdum normal JAISA. 'Family drama mein crime angle aa chuka hain.' Spotted at Howrah Hotel ! 'Kyon Miss Kannan, main aisa nahi hoon naa ?' Again a news headline ! Something suspicious is happening in the Department of Financial Crime, Eastern Zone, Kolkata ! 'Kuch toh off hain'. The Kolkata High Court rejected the suspension order. 

Mimi pointed her finger towards him !  Always check the gas pipes and smell the kitchen before lighting on the gas oven. Aditya is in rehab ! Two people committed suicide at Bonberiya village of West Bengal as they lost too much money in 'Golden Sun' Chit Fund. 'Target is down, Sir.' 90 crores of cash recovered in Daman but who got killed in that encounter ? 'Last witness tha hamara, woh bhi nahi hain.' It is not necessary to have names of all types of relationships. 'Zaroorat bhi acchi cheez hain.' 'Mauka tha aap ke paas, chance miss ho gaya.' As per job circular, any interrogation of any corrupt officer to be done inside the interrogation room only. 'Protocol torhke Ravi ko ish case mein interest nahi lena chahiye tha.' 

In the internal inquiry, Jairaj was confused about two suicide cases. Aaj kal CDR report bhi media ko aasani se mil jaate hain ! Saquib Khan invested 3 crores in 'Golden Sun' Cosmetics' ! Where is Ajay Naskar hiding ? Chan of China Town gave information about Saquib. Chinese dolls in Kolkata ! Mantu Man Singh paisa ghumata hain ! Two powerful SMS to confirm about the right conclusion and two wickets down ! 'Once an investigator is always an investigator.' 'Ironically, tum saayed sahi teh, 'He is your best officer''. Bhagwan bhi badiya khel khela. Memory loss is a blessing in disguise for "KADAK SINGH". 

DREAMGIRL 2 !!!

DREAMGIRL 2 !!!

REVIEWED BY: ARINDAM SAIN

'Yeh toh trailer hain, film ka josh hee kuch alag hain.' 'Bahut muskil se aasli sona mila hain !' 'Itni raat ko paudho ko paani kaun de raha hain ! 'Paao miley hain, naach le bete !' 'Bhai, Love is Love'. 'Samajh ke laaya tha Shilpa Shetty, nikla Suniel Shetty.' 'Dada ji sab dekhdhaakh ke mare.' 'Kadak note !' 'Very good deal !' 'If you are my yaar, aaja kar le mujhse pyar.' 'O Sajna, dil ka telephone, woh baajta ring ring ra ra ring.' 'Yeh chumma chaati kendra nahi hain !' Naach naach ke papa ki pari naa milo hain. Pehle paisa kamaake laao aur karo naukri, phir jaa ke milegi tum ko yeh chhokri. 

Lena Dena Bank se phone kiya Tiger Pandey ! 'Yeh naam tumhre body pe suit nahi karta, Tiger hatao.'  'Aap kahe toh aap ka maang main bhar doon.' Ghar mein laag gayo tala, Sona Bhai ko ek naya bar dancer mila. 'Sakina kya Japanese naam hain !' Smiley had to face a problem ! 'Doctor ne kaha, kisi acche Doctor ko dikhao.' Abu Daddy is too concerned about Shahrukh. Shaukiya is normal from top to bottom ! Ek problem solve hote hee, aur ek problem aa gayo. 'Pooja hee ish ghar ki bahu baanegi.' Koi mar gayo ke ? Pari came there with the divorce papers of her client ! 

Jumani started to like Pooja's brother. Too many casual leave by the bar dancer ! 'Jaise hee comfortable ho jaao, turant aao.' She saw them hugging ! 'Humne utaari hain.' The name 'Sunny' can be quite deceptive. 'Handpump koi aur hee ukhaad raha tha.' Sona Bhai wants to get married again ! 'Yeh mera case hain.' Oho ! Mr. Goldie, Hindi is not allowed inside the English medium school ! 'Who put hand on the honour of law ?' 'Hindi mein gaali dene mein kitna mazaa aaya, angrezi mein nahi aata.' Jumani has a hobby of getting married. Shaadi ka baat ho gayo, par shaadi ka rishta kiske liye aayo hain aakhir ?

'Tu woh flop picture hain, jisko humne interval ke baad dekha hain.' Jagjeet ka dil achanak jawaan ho gayo ! 'Hamari Pooja maa banne wali hain !' The husband and the wife fell in love with a person ! 'Dono ko ek saath kaise miloon.' 'Excuse me ! One orange, ush table par.' Yamuna nadi mein kaun doob gayo ? The cop kept on tracking the mobile tower. 'Yeh toh yahaan jwalpari bann ke naach rahi hain.' Aab tera kya hoga Karam ? 'Tum sab ke liye dream girl baanti ho, can you become Pari's 'DREAMGIRL 2'' ?