PANCHAYAT (SEASON 3, 8 EPISODE WEB SERIES) !!!

PANCHAYAT (SEASON 3, 8 EPISODE WEB SERIES) !!!

REVIEWED BY: ARINDAM SAIN

'Khud ko pasand karenge, toh nirantar aage bhadenge.' 'Rajneeti pahalwani ki tarah nahi, shatranj ki tarah khela jaata hain.' Tum laaye ho haatora, aur hum laaye hain BNAASH; aab jalwa nahi, hoga jhaamela, woh bhi ekdum JHAKKAS. 'Padhe likhe aadmi hain, chaa e peete honge !' Naya Sachiv ji ka karo swaagat. 'Vidhayak ji ka haath hain humhre sar par !' Chaabi nahi milaa ke, toh phir taala tod ke hee kariye joining. 'Yeh sab cheez ka anand dur e se lena chaahiye.' 'Yeh Bhutku, do cup chaa e baanao kadak.' Vidhayak ke ghar mein safed ghoda ! 'Hey Raja ji, ye kare ta rahal zaroorat mahurat khubsoorat ho.' 'Hind ka Sitara' too long ! ok, 'Sitara Singh' hee sahi ! Oho Rinki Rani, tumhre dil ka Raja toh WhatsApp mein nahi, computer mein type kar raha hain eestafa patra, woh bhi shuddh Hindi mein. 'Samay pehle koi nahi jaayega, koi nahi matlab, koi nahi.' Transfer ruk gaya ! Rinki is so happy ! 'Toh aap Phulera kab aa rahe hain ?' 'Chai pe Charcha' aur woh bhi tanki ke upar ! 'Andhere mein jaa ke kya karenge ?' 

Garib o ko pakka ghar milta hain 'Pradhan Mantri Garib Awas Yojana' ke tahat. Zaara sambhal ke, gaaon waale bhi badiya nautanki karta hain. How did Manju Devi injure her left ankle ? 'Sachiv ji, ek kamra ke ghar mein na, bada dikkat hota hain.' Prahlad is still so depressed. 'Humlog hain na aap ke saath.' Rinki ke dil ka chaabi chori huyi nahi, ki, tanki ke siri pe laag gaya taala. 50 lakh ka cheque ! Aab shuno Vikas ka gyaan, woh bhi shaadi ko le ke. 'Kundli miley na miley, bicharo ka milna bahut zaroori hain.' Banrakas and his associates went for an inspection at Damayanti Devi's house ! 'Aa rahe hain hum Compunder ko leke.' Case of Gas ! Everything is well managed at the end ! Medicine has its side effects, but, Prahlad came in to help them. 'Sarkar ne 50 lakh rupiya diya hain, kya karenge inh paiso ka.' Bhagwan ne beta toh chinh liya, lekin ek maa de diya ! PMGAY got rejected. 'Abhi ekta banaye rakhna hain !' Again, 'Paschim Phulera' Vs 'Purvi Phulera' started. 

'Ek durdarshi neta chahiye.' Meeting ka maahol thoda garam hain. 'Kijiye meeting meeting, kheliye meeting meeting, karte rahiye meeting meeting.' Without no solutions to the problems, there is no use of frequent meetings at all. Politics apni jagah pe, aur personal life apni jagah pe. Focus on your life ! Ek taraf BDO office mein, pay scale badhane ke liye maun DHARNA; aur doosri taraf 'Mohan ki Mithai' se apna mann aur pet BHARNA. Zindagi hain thoda mitha, thoda NAMKEEN; par hamesha aapne aap pe rakho YAKEEN. 'Achanak se career kahan se beech mein aa gaya.' Rinki wants to do MBA ! The opposition group went to meet the MLA at his residence. 'Aab kutta maar ke khaane ka aadat laag jaaye, toh blood pressure nahi naa badhega.' Kranti laayegi kranti ! 

Road banega kaise ? 'Yeh safed kabutar kahan milega ?' Shanti Samjauta ho na ho, 'kabutar bhi toh udhana hain.' 'Pagal aadmi hain yeh Vidhayak.' Lauki nahi, kathal le aao. Vidhayak ki beti na kathal ka pedh laagbaaya. Planting trees is a good initiative to save our planet. Lunch at Vinod's house ! 'Ghoonghat toh hatao, ish mein hain kya ?' He is 'Vegetarian' only in a declaration submitted in Court. 'Hamara bakra hain.' Garib o ka bakra khaao aur garib ko hee bakra banao. 'Go kabutar go.' The innocent bird went to heaven. Somehow, the reporters of the Balia News got the information. Manju Devi ka dimaag toh hamesha hee tez hain. 'Aajkal bahut badaam kha rahi ho !' Dil ka interpretation toh Sachiv ji kabhi kiya nahi, thama dia Rinki ko, 'DI' ka kitaab. Khusbu ki khushkhabri ! Khandaani bahadur hain 'Bam Bahadur' aur woh dikha dia apna bahaduri. 

Gaaon ka damaat aaya gaari le ke ! 'Yahan ka road bahut kharab hain.' Bablu and Dablu were assigned a task. Chuttan gave them the address of the target. Bagicha ghumna hain ! Lovebirds in the garden ! 'Raveena kyon milna chahti hain hum se !' Rinki ke baat ka data interpretation, Abhishek ne kar liya. Kaun aa ke tudbaaya tanki ke siri ka taala ? 'Upar jaa ke, nichey dekhenge !' Bam Bahadur is a good sprinter indeed. Hey Parameswar, paisa hain Prahlad ka, aur ghoda khareedne jaayega Ganesh. 'Sachiv ji, aap peeche baith jaaiye, kisi ko nahi bataoonga.' Kabhi kabhi peeche baithne se, faayeda hee hota hain. Sitara Singh is now in Phulera. 'Aab aap damaat nahi rahe, gaaon ke beta bann gaye ho.' 'Hamare Phulera ki shaan, hamara ghoda mahaan.' 

Prestige fight begins. 'Phulera par haamla karna hain.' Offense is the best defense. The villagers are ready to fight against the cruel MLA Chandrakishore Singh. 'Ghoda gaaon mein hee rahega, par pehla goli hamare taraf se nahi chalna chahiye.' Traitors always know how to do dirty politics with big lectures and false promises. 'Khaa lena swasur, bhaukh kaahe rahi ho, girgit kahi ke.' The DM ordered both the BDO and the SHO to ensure that not a single bullet is fired in the political clash between the MLA and the Sarpanch. Lautayenge nahi GHODA; aab chalayenge GHODA. DM ne khel diya shatranj. 'Phulera se joh takrayega, mitti mein mil jaayega.' MBA entrance exam ! 'Exam toh waisa hee hoga, jaise taiyaari hain.' Who wants to give money to Vikas ? Pradhan pe goli kaun chalaya ? Ho jaaye thoda violence, aur woh bhi 'Rudra Hospital' ke saamne. Jhagra, jhanjhat, maarpit; ish ka matlab, aa raha hain chunaav, ish baar kaun si party jeetegi Phulera "PANCHAYAT" ?