BHOOL CHUK MAAF !!!

BHOOL CHUK MAAF !!!

REVIEWED BY: ARINDAM SAIN 

'Karm karo, phal ki chinta na karo.' 'Deja vu !' 'Parivartan sansar ka niyam hain aur hum paida hee huye hain niyam todne ke liye.' 'Mannat maang rahe ho, ke KBC khel rahe ho'. 'Aaj Sunday hain, samaaj chutti pe hain.' Overtime at the Police station ! 'Thoda time maang raha hain, de dijiye.' Weird condition indeed ! 'Titli udi udi jaaye re.' Keri ke jugaad ne milaayo Bhagwan se. Jewel loan of 2 lakhs ! 'Tere bina apna naseeb koi na.' Beware ! Fraudsters everywhere ! 'Paise bhi gaye, naukri bhi gayi.' Har Har Mahadev ! Bhagwan se baat hone ke baad kya hua aisa ki yeh dil gaane laaga, 'banungi mein saawariya tera.' 

In Bengali we say, 'Kaal kaal Mahakaal'; sasuri yeh kaal kab aayegi ? Oye Jugni, aaj toh secret party hain honi. 'Aag bhi hoon main, shola bhi hoon, main hee thanda paani; aaj tumhari hoon main lekin, kaal ko main begaani.' Bahut ho gaya manoranjan; aab neend se utho aye Rajkumar Ranjan. Shaadi ke liye itna kyon hain JALDI; khatam toh karlo beta yeh rashme, lagaao apne badan pe HALDI. Baat ko samajh lo, kya nek kaarya karna hain, woh kar lo; antaryaami hain yeh, lekin muh se kuch na BOLE; bolo jor se dil lagaa ke, bam bam bhole, bam bam BHOLE. Chaath se kaun kuda ? 'Zinda hain, abhi tak.' Musibat vikat; sankat nikat ! 

Jaane anjaane mein kya dukhaye ho kisi ka DIL; kapda joh phaarh gaya anjaane mein, usse aab ek darji ki tarah tu SIL. 'Isse toh girna hee tha, ish ke kismat mein hain.' Apne liver ko naa karo KHARAAB; peeke itna SHARAAB. Maa Gange se mil gayo mukti ! 'Doob rahe ho, ki tair rahe ho ?' Hamid toh honest nikla ! 'Aaj se Tiwari aur Ansari bhai bhai.' 'Paisa de ke, naukri nahi chahiye.' Sarkar toh naa jaane garib aadmi o ko kitna hain LOOTE; sarkari naukri paane ki aasha liye naa jaane kitno ki sapne hain TOOTE. 'Sahi ko chunna bahut muskil kaam hain, bade bade chug gaye.' 'Saccha jeevansaathi bahut muskil se milta hain, kahete hain na, upar se likh ke aata hain.' Titli udi kya, huyi kya "BHOOL CHUK MAAF" ? 

MERE HUSBAND KI BIWI !!!

MERE HUSBAND KI BIWI !!!

REVIEWED BY: ARINDAM SAIN 

'Bakra kaatne se pehle accha hee laagta hain Bhai !' Ajeeb rishta hain yeh, naa koi story naa koi PLOT; kabhi laage gur jaisa meetha, toh kabhi laage mirchi jaisa HOT. 'So, you are also a victim !' Bahut shaanti mein hain ANKUR; kyon ki woh chali gayi hain usse DUR. Kaam karo Sushma, jyada salary pe dhyaan mat doh. 'Natu ! Natu !' The Russian felt unsatisfied ! Woh launda niklaa Delhi se BAHAAR; aur Hrishikesh mein jaa ke milaa ek naya PYAAR. Ek tufaan se toh baach gayo, lekin phir bhi sambhalke rahena ZAARA; kyon ki yahaan bhi hain ek aandhi, naam hai ANTARA. 

'Kahe teh na Sir ji, ki aaj mangalbaar hain. ' 'Zang bhale hee laag gaya ho, lekin talwar mein abhi bhi dhaar baaki hain bete.' 'Ishq di hawaa laagi; seedhe dil pe aa laagi !' What is past, it becomes history, but, there is still HANGOVER; and it haunts indeed, as if the chapter is not yet OVER. 'Mere naal beyaa karegi ?' baah kitni sundar BICHAAR; tainu Delhi mein laaya theeka Amritsari ACHAAR. 'Yeh kaisi aag laagi hain, joh bhujh bhujh ke badhi hain.' Those women are basically fools who give more priority to her professional life rather than her personal life. 

Aasman se TAPKA; aur uski baahon mein CHIPKA. 'Har rishtey ki ek umar hoti hain !' Oh ! No ! Prabhleen is back again ! 'Kitni gayi hain unki ?' Shock kisko jyada laaga ? 'Ex-Pati ! Mere toh current pati itna na roye.'. 'Woh hamare beech kabhi nahi aayegi !' Rehan had a slip of tongue ! The catfight begins. 'Aayi tohra dil lene, aayi once more.' War of sounds ! 'The Chaddha families will unite with the Khannas in Scotland !' 'Rajjo, welcome to my wedding.' One forgot the memories which do not deserve to be remembered and the other one could not forget the memories which that person doesn't want to remember. 

Waise, ish jung mein, koi kisi se kam nahin. 'Kuch code aise hote hain, joh do logon ke saath saath, poore duniya ko mehsoos hote hain.' She started to poison the ears of her competitor's parents, but all went in vain. 'Teri meri jodi bemisaal !' Twist in the tale ! 'Toda isiliye jaata hain, kyon ki aur saha nahi jaata.' Accha, toh ish baar aur buddhu nahi banna hain. Pehle thoda roh le, phir usse rok le. All headed towards the airport ! Bahut ho gaya DRAMA; aab apna bana le mujhe BALMA. Rajjo ki Rani ne poocha, 'banogi kya "MERE HUSBAND KI BIWI"' ?

TRIBHUVAN MISHRA CA TOPPER (9 EPISODE WEB SERIES, SEASON 1) !!!

TRIBHUVAN MISHRA CA TOPPER (9 EPISODE WEB SERIES, SEASON 1) !!!

REVIEWED BY: ARINDAM SAIN 

'Tum sirf shukh nahi, khusi deti ho.' 'Aurat ko joh aadmi khusi deti hain na, woh usko ek alag nazar se dekhti hain.' 'Arrey yeh kaisa transaction hua Bhai !' 'Saaiyan illegal hai, rahete hain digital hai, hote hain physical.' 'Pyar karne ka competition huya na, toh gold medal jeet laaoge tum, Olympic wala.' Imaandaari Vs Inflation ! 'Yeh middle class, bade atrangi class hain apne desh mein.' 'Customer dukhi nahi hona chahiye.' 'Ek dum ideal employee ho !' 'Bhukamp kya hota hain ?' 'Jaadu hain tum mein !' 'Tumhe pata hain aurat ko kya chahiye.' 'Sarkari naukri bhi aap hee ke kahne pe, ki thi; aur under table kyon le ?' 

'Hall picture se nahi, popcorn se chalta hain.' Hemlet Couple inside the Hall ! Very funny contract given to Teekaram Jain ! Ashoklata is a perfect homemaker indeed ! Rohan and Ritu love Christy and Timmy. Poverty, Inflation and Income may ruin everything in a family at any time. 'Baas paisa baccho ke liye kam nahi padhna chahiye.' Ragging inside the school bus ! 'Aap ki patni badiya khaana banaati hain.' iPhone 7 after 7 times ! 'Bade badmaash hain Sir, aap.' Threat culture of transfer posting still exists in the government sector offices of India and it indirectly hampers the performance of government sector firms. 

The word, 'Honesty' often gets no respect in government sector offices. The Reserve Bank of India has ordered to freeze all the accounts of Vaibhav Lakshmi Bank of Noida due to a big financial scam. Only 5000 rupees can be withdrawn per month ! 'Apna hee paisa Bank mein rakha huya hain, lekin haath nahi laga sakte !' The management of private schools are like Shakespeare's 'Shylock'. 'Fees nahi de paate, toh bhejte kyon hain English medium mein.' The education ministry of the Indian Government is to be blamed for ruining the infrastructure of government owned schools where talented poor students could have shined like stars. 

Always maintain secrecy with the secretary ! '7 baar kiye nahi, toh aise kaise iPhone 7 de denge'. Ehsaan failed in the contract ! 'Saare chaar ee chahiye baash, aur zaroorat nahi hain.' If there is no signature, then return it with a 5 percent rate of interest. 'Koi toh hunar hota tum mein, ghar mein kuch extra paise aa jaate.' 15000 is just a discounted price for existing regular customers only. Hum ko chahiye extra PAISE; poori kar lo apni desire ekdum dil SE. Came to repair the FAN; but became a FAN ! Coaching classes at 'Madhur Milaap' ! Debit = Paisa and Credit = Khusi. 'Thik hain ?' 'Continue !' 

Haider Ali and Matthew smelled the rat ! But, everything has its pros and cons. 'Bhukamp toh roj Japan mein bhi nahi aate hain.' Who will become the perfect superfan of Noida's Superman ? 'Aap ko joh ek baar mil le, bhool thodi sakta hain.' 'Haalki wali jwala dijiyena,  hum aab comfortable ho rahe hain na aap ke saath.' For an unsatisfied woman, love from her lover is her top priority no matter in which form, her lover appears in front of her. Love is BLIND; and Lust wins the race from BEHIND. Kaun hain Bunty aur BABLI; oho jeeja ji, main toh lagbhag hoon hee aap hee ki SAALI ! 

'Flavour koi bhi ho, cake ka swaad toh laanewale se hota hain naa.' Lappu transferred the video from his mobile phone to Dhaincha's mobile phone ! Robbery of a counting machine from the bank cash counter ! Stock market crashed ! 'Ghar mein ek laash bhi hain.' Dinner khilaa ke Agarwal ko kisne sambhal liya ! 'Inko woh offer kare ?' Desi Ghoda ! Aao aao Golden Gorilla Gym GURU; karte hain interrogation SHURU ! Account deactivated ! Todarmal fell in love with Mandodari ! Aab dhoond ke dikhao SAALO; sab scooter ho gaya YELLOW ! 'Yeh jalebi aur kadak ho sakti hain.' Mela mein chala aasli bullet ! Tauji is an expert in pulling the trigger. 

When your boss threatens you to give you a punishment posting, just give a request letter for punishment posting, then you will not get any punishment posting. Gori ne chalaya goli; 'she is a crazy cool cat !' 'Ispat ke andkosh hain aap ke bhabhi.' The builder accepted the deal. 'Ek baar sab pakka ho jaaye na, toh Police ke aage sab bolte hain.' Kya Ehsaan karega ehsaan ? 'Aap ka jalwa hain, bada dil aur ungliyon mein jaadu hain.' 'Gulab' mein bahut saare kaante ! 'Tum mard logon ko control hee na raheta hain na, isiliye aurat logon ko charge lena padhta hain.' It is the same cake ! Modify the love signs tattoo ! 

'Lappu aap ke ghar se payal bhi le gaya tha bhabhi ji ?' Love sometimes dominates on Lust, but, reality always bites back. 'Sheese teh chakhnachur huye, tum hum se dur huye.' Love defies all age and breaks all barriers. 'Aab ishq sathra ka ho ya sattar ka, ijjat toh maangta hain na, umra ka bhed thodi ee karta hain.' Charo taraf garaj rahi hain GUN; what the fun, what the FUN ! Wife Vs Girlfriend ! 'Poore sahar mein bhukamp laaye hain tumhare papa.' 'Apna zakhm dhoond na paaye, kohra itna zamaa huya hain.' Secrets sirf aap ke hee nahi hain, 'TRIBHUVAN MISHRA CA TOPPER'.

HEERAMANDI (8 EPISODE WEB SERIES, SEASON 1) !!!

HEERAMANDI (8 EPISODE WEB SERIES, SEASON 1) !!!

REVIEWED BY: ARINDAM SAIN 

'Humein dekhni hain azaadi; har haal mein dekhni hain.' 'Mulk ya Mohabbat ?' 'Bideshi choro, swadeshi apnaao.' 'Poore Lahore pe hamara nazar hain.' 'Azaad hee rahe hain, azaad hee rahenge.' 'Jab tak mard ko chhoone na do, gulaam bann ke raheta hain.' 'Dimaag kitna bhi rok le, dil knheech hee laata hain.' 'Jahan mohabbat, wahan tabaahi.' 'Ishq karne se kahan darta hain, Ishq toh mar kar hee Ishq karta hain.' 'O Saaiyaan ! hato jaao, tum bade woh ho.' 'Aurat ke aasli dusman toh uske khwab hote hain.' 'Humein ghar ghar mein mashoor hone ki zaroorat nahi, hum Chaand hain.' 'Hum chahe toh poore Lahore ko khareed sakte hain'. Men will be MEN; welcome to the 'Diamond DEN'. Love is everywhere, either you chase it or it chases you. 'Ek baar dekh lijiye, deewana bana dijiye.' Search for a pearl under the water ! Tajdar returned to his motherland after studying at Oxford University for six years. 'Hindustan ke saare Nawab naukar hee toh hain angrez o ke.' 'Hum ghulami ke khilaf hain'.  

Dil chori kya hua, shuru huya Diamond cutting. 'Heera hain yeh !' No poetry inside the haveli ! 'Sazaa hum jism ko nahi, rooh ko dete hain.' The freedom fighters continued the revolution. 'Angrezo, Bharat chhoro. Inquilab Zindabad.' 'Kitaab padhne ka waqt nahi hain, jawaab dene ka waqt hain.' Attack is the best defense. 'Maarenge ya marenge.' Who visited the library ? 'Yeh toh hamare dil le ke chali gayi.' Who killed Rehana and why ? Nawab Zulfiqar bribed the British cop and the case was closed. 'Hum bekasoor hain.' Zorawar naa aaya lekin woh yaadein dil se na gaya. Whose handkerchief was that ? 'Seena baadhne se, armaan nahi bann jaate.' Lajjo aayi ish shaam ko karne RANGIN; kaisi rahegi woh apne sahab ki BIN. 'Masoom dil hain mera, isse todh diya jaaye.' Aakhir Zorawar kis ka beta hain ? Lajjo ko mil gayi azaadi ! 'Azaadi ki sokh nahi maanate, jashn maanate hain.' 

Fareedan wants to take a sweet revenge ! 'Ek janaaja sajaa kar jaayenge !' New neighbour ! The game of Chess begins. Target Wali first ! 'Yeh chori nahi hain meri jaan, daaka hain daaka.' The lovebirds met for the third time ! Taj nahi, kahiye TAJDAR; aagla mulaakat dargah pe hogi, aye mere DILDAR. Dargah pe aaya dono, par naa huyi ek doosre se MULAAKAT; aab karo intezaar aagle hafte tak, karne ke liye BAAT. Who went to meet Alastair Cartwright ? 25 saal purana woh file mila kya ? 'Bibbojaan ka aakhri mujra !' Sahab koi bhi churaye, lekin Shahi Mahal mein Paisa aana chahiye. Why was Iqbal desperate to earn 10,000 rupees within 15 days ? Bechari Alam bol na paayi apni dil ki BAAT; khaali hoti rahi MULAKAAT. 'Waise pasand acchi hain tumhari.' Sympathizers of rebels ! 'Shayar bhi toh aajkal inquilabi ho gaye hain.' The lover closed the door ! 'Kundan ki qeemat har koi nahi samajh paata.' Sister of Sarfaraz ! Qudsia liked her.  

'Hum ek din mein musibat ko nahi jaane dete, hum ek din mein ish pyaari bacchi ko kaise jaane de.' Mohabbat jo ho gayi hain, yeh hain dil ka rog, aa ke kya karega BAID; ish dil mein sirf tum hee tum ho, mere ko bhi apne dil mein kar lo tum QAID. Aap ke zakhm dikhte hain, par mera nahi, lekin dono ko hee chaiye azaadi. Mil gayi Eid ka Eidi ! 'Barbaadi ke raaste pe chal padhe hain aap, sambhal ke jaaiyega.' Old files are always dangerous indeed ! 'Humein sirf Mallika ki tabaahi de do.' Why export the quality products ? 'Yeh aam sab Hindustan ke bazaar mein hee bikengi.' Dil mein laagi hain aag, dekho aayi hain BAARISH; ek baar humein dekh lijiye, baas yehi hai GUZARISH. Milne ke liye dil hain hamesha BEKARAAR; arrey huzur, yeh hain Ishq da BUKHAAR. Black & White Chessboard of Blackmailing ! The Imperial Police raided at the  Amrood Kothi ! 'Jwalne ko hain taiyaar hum, parwaana bana dijiye.' 

The British cops showed their bloody blood. 'Shikaar sher ne nahi, kutto ne kiya.' Who was Begam Mirza of Calcutta ? Dus toh baaj gaya, lekin baraat na aaya ! The pregnant woman gave her first performance that night. 'Pehli baar apni jeet pe khushi nahi ho rahi hain.' Palte hain yahaan nawab o ke bacche, raat ko knaapte hain PALANK; Chaand khubsurat bhi hain, aur laage bhi hain ush pe KALANK. Jannat ki odh udh gaya pyar ka PARINDA; lekin do rooh mein abhi bhi hain pyar ZINDA. 'Mard saath chorh deta hain, mitti nahi chorhti.' The freedom fighters were waiting for an opportunity to take the sweet revenge. General Henderson has been gunned down. Hamid started his journey towards heaven to meet Tajdar and Rizwan. 'Rani aa wagaabat nahi, jung karti hain.' Ustaad gave Alamzeb, the golden chance to take the sweet revenge. 'Aurat ki jung kabhi khatam nahi hoti.' Bibbojaan became the first martyr from "HEERAMANDI".

STREE 2 - SARKATE KA AATANK !!!

STREE 2 - SARKATE KA AATANK !!!

REVIEWED BY: ARINDAM SAIN 

'Tabahi pakki hain, aag tu, main paani.' 'Woh toh puja ke din o mein aati thi.' 'Kabhi kabhi der se aana na, accha hota hain.' Kaun phaade hain 'Chanderi Puran' ke PANNE; Rudra hain hum, woh kaun aayega, woh bhi pata karna hain MANNE. Come down ya Calm down ! Aayi Chitthi, gayi Chitti ! 

Laut ke aayi ho phir se mere PAAS; khush ho gayo hain, tumhari yeh Chanderi ke DEVDAS. 'Tumhare teh, tumhare hain, tumhare hee rahenge hum.' Ungli sahi salaamat hain; it was just a love bite ! Delhi se kaun aaya ? 'Kaati raat maine khet o mein, tu aayi nahi', lekin 'woh aa raha hain.' 'Meri jaan jaa rahi hain, aap ko santulan ki padhi hain.' 

Who demolished whose statue and why ? Kya uski chamatkaari choti aur kaala jaadu ka ABHYAAS; rok paayegi Mahapooja mein MAHAVINAASH ? Enemies of modern women ! 'Ganji hain, lekin zinda hain.' Kaun hain ish Mahabharat ka Sanjay ? 'Aankhon mein hain jiske pyar; ek aisa kalakaar'. 

'Vicky please !' start the war. Kemcho Rudra Bhaiya, ekdum MAZA MA; kya Chanderi mein dance karegi, aap ki Romantic Rani, SHAMA ? 'Aaj ki raat mazaa husn ka, aankhon se lijiye.' Conservative Male Dominance Vs Modern Women Empowerment ! Momo at Bhopal ! 'Influencer hain, apna follower badhana chahta hain.' Ardhnariswar ! Mayabi Shakti ! 

'Aap ka Bluetooth unh ladkiyon se judaa huya hain.' Plan B ! B for Bhasky ! The mother responded to her child's call. 'Dil se nikaalo !' History repeats itself; in that epic war, the head pieces fell into the lava. Khatam hua 'Sarkate ka Aatank'; 'Koi itna khubsurat kaise ho sakta hain !' Just like Vicky, the Bhedia also fell in love with "STREE 2".

RAUTU KA RAAZ !!!

RAUTU KA RAAZ !!!

REVIEWED BY: ARINDAM SAIN 

'Sahi aur galat sirf nazariye ki baat hain.' 'Kaun kaheta hain mujhe dikhta nahi.' 'Hamesha yeh mat dekho, joh dikhaya jaa raha hain, woh dekho joh chupaya jaa raha hain.' The drunkard was on night duty ! 'Saab woh ladki akele jaa rahi thi.' 'Kaun hain tu decide karnewala, ki ladki kis time pe niklegi aur kis time pe nahi.'  

'Top class administrator thi; employee thi meri.' 'Post mortem ! Uski kya zaroorat hain, doctor ne sab check kar liya hain, bilkul natural death hain woh.' 'Principal hain aap, sahi toh boliye'. Phone Tirjugi ne kiya tha. Was the warden unmarried ? 'Upar se phone aa raha hain, warden ki body ko release kar do ?' Who recommended Govind ?

The cops spread out to start interrogations inside the blind school. Tanmay lives in Lucknow ! 'Footage toh nahi mil sakta, kaafi din o se CCTV bhi kharab pada hain na.' As per basic protocol, the cops must seal the crime scene till the investigation is over. Information pakka hain, toh uthao Ashraf Jaani ko interrogation ke liye. 

Camera off kar ke maaro, phir camera on karo. 'Iska call records nikalo.' Found the mobile handset, sent it for data retrieval. Cash recovered too ! Natasha shared something through WhatsApp. Let us hear Rajat's recorded speech. 'Sitaare bhi toh andhere mein chamakte hain !' Payel is missing from the Sevadham school ! 

'Roshan Seth, Blind school hatake aap ka project bann sakta hain.' Rajat was very happy after getting a letter from Diya. 'Pyar kisi ko dikhta nahi, mahsoos hota hain.' Hard disk kisne churaya Dussehra ki raat ko ? 'Principal hain, apni toh post ka khayal raakh.' Negi changed the entire game in front of the Home Minister. 

'Surya asht, pahadi mast'. Who resigned ? 'Hawa toh nikaala na, nahi toh Air Embolism ho jaayega.' If 'Lies' are bitter then 'Truth' are brutal. 'Tumhe azaad chorh kar, maine Naina ko rehaa kar diya, khud ko rehaa kar diya.' After so many years, Deepak is visiting his parents house after solving the case, "RAUTU KA RAAZ". 

SILENCE 2 - THE NIGHT OWL BAR SHOOTOUT !!!

SILENCE 2 - THE NIGHT OWL BAR SHOOTOUT !!!

REVIEWED BY: ARINDAM SAIN

'Aksar wahi se gujarta hain, jahan raasta na ho.' 'Naa hum shok bana sakte hain, naa hum kamjor ho sakte hain, you don't have that luxury', as you are in the team of the 'Special Crime Unit'. 'No latent fingerprints !' Grey Hoodie and Black Hoodie ! 'Facts toh facts hee hote hain.' 'Tum apne andar ki Harishchandra ko thoda kaabu mein rakhna.' 'Yeh K Vishnu, information le raha tha, ki de raha tha ?' 

The team led by ACP Avinash started to analyse the CCTV FOOTAGE; but, was that girl to be considered as a victim of collateral DAMAGE ? Sarayu Seth was not the main target ! 'Kuch toh connection hain !' Got a pen drive from the 'Direct to Home' envelope at Bhopal ! Check the WhatsApp and the pen drive. Who clicked Tara's photo from whose laptop ? 'Jaya, keep us informed, aage se Sanjana coordinate karegi.' 

The expensive red coloured bag is the clue. 'Dono ek hee organisation ke liye kaam kar rahi thi.' One thing is common in all the messages, that is 'SAM'. '12 SIMs !' 'Palat gayi zindagi.' After Aazma, it was Ashima ! Beware of auditions. 'Jaipur se jahannum ka ticket pakka !' Rich Boy's Club ! 'Your call made the difference.' The beasts have been captured timely. Hain kaun yeh Jeremy Johnson ? 'Ish drama ka antim scene hum likhenge; lekin checkmate karne ke liye, Raja ko isolate karna padega.' 

Aaja Piya tohe prashn karoon. Headphone laga ke suno phir se iska AWAAZ; pata karo kab padhi jaati hain Isha ki NAMAAZ. Lease agreements are not registered ! The remaining money was getting delivered to a private limited company !  'The DNA of that hair follicle matches completely !' Arjun was arrested from Peninsula Plaza. Kamaal ka clue hain yeh 'Kamel' matchbox; to solve the crazy case, "SILENCE 2 - THE NIGHT OWL BAR SHOOTOUT".