PANCHAYAT (SEASON 4, 8 EPISODE WEB SERIES) !!!

PANCHAYAT (SEASON 4, 8 EPISODE WEB SERIES) !!!

REVIEWED BY: ARINDAM SAIN 

'Duniya chale na Shri Ram ke bina; Ram ji chale na Hanuman ke bina.' Jai Shri Ram. 'Bhagwan sab dekhte hain, joh jaisa karm karega, usko waisa phal milega'. 'Ghar todnewalo ko sab kuch mil jaata hain, lekin shanti nahi.' 'Savdhani hati, durghatna ghati.' 'Demand mein thoda badlaav hain !' Aim IIM ! 'Bhala manush ka naam case mein daal dia.' Dhara 323 ! 'Woh jaan bujh ke inh ko target kiya, usko pata hain ki case se sab se jyada dikkat inh ee ko hoga.' Akele akele maayushi ka maahol mehsus karte huye kyon peeyenge aap RUM; aap ki sukh dukh ki baatein bnaatiye toh sahi, aap ke sang baithenge HUM. Investment choices of Indians are either on land or on gold, because both are profitable investments indeed. 

Piye ho JAAM; toh bhukto ANJAAM. 'Hum aap ka career bnacha rahe hain, aap hamara career bnachaiye.' Gaana lagao BHOJPURI; High Command ka dance dekho, heyi SASURI. Start the election campaign with a cleanliness drive. Swacch Bharat, Susht Bharat. Student log kabhi gaaon ka school ka souchalay mein jaata hee nahi hain, kyon ki wahan kabhi safaai hoti hee nahi hain. You can do your marketing at any AGE; to do that, you just need to open your Facebook fan PAGE. Par subah subah yeh kya hua, 'Kaksha ke adhyapak ko hee pada gaye patti !' Somras ke sang swapno ke duniya mein khoya hain shikshak ! 

'Toilet block karo Master ji !' Safaai toh ho gaya aur seena bhi chauda ho gaya taali ki ghargharahat se, lekin, 'zakhm ka jawaab zakhm se denge' ! Ho gaya land registration ! 'Khushi se bol do ke khush ho.' Prasad kaun khaya, Binod ya Madhav ? 'Aap ne prasad liya hain, karz nahi.' Politics is just like the game of chess. 'Sir, laagta hain hum dono ko naukri chorh ke, politics join kar lena chahiye.' Bola hain SAAIYAN; toh banaao SEVAIYAAN. 'Hum garib hain, gaddar nahi.' Main road ke paas itna mehenga zameen kaise khareed liya ! 'Police kabhi kuch ki hain !' Shoot kisne karwaya tha ? 'Pakdo ish ko, peeto.' Ghoda chalana kisko aata hain ? 'MBA wala dimaag lagaate hain !' 

Yeh kauwa ka awaaz kahan se aa raha bhai ! Accha, yeh hai anti-corruption raid ! It is always safe to keep a huge amount of cash in your bank account in any PSU Bank. What a catch ! 'Vidhayak aab vidhayak nahi raha, unka chaatna bandh karo.' Heyi sasuri, ghar mein aa gayo sasur ! Dheere dheere paidal chalo, Nana ji aaye hain apne beti ko aashirwad dene. Motorcycle dangerous hain, lekin cycle nahi ! 'Har cheez mein santulan ka zaroorat hota hain.' Kauwa ka nahi, aab Koel ki awaaz hain. Lauki Vs Pressure Cooker ! Tears in Khusboo's eyes ! 'Tufan toh aa ke chal diye, lekin siharan baaki hain, joh mann mein rahe jaati hain.'  

Siti naa maare toh aanch naa badhao babua, nahi toh yehi aage jaa ke ekdum dhamaka kare. In politics, be prepared for attacks regarding your personal life. 'Prem mein agar dukh na ho, toh prem kaahe ka.' 'Aashirwad koi jaadu tona thode hee hota hain, jaisi karni, waisi bharni.' Jab chunaav se pehle kuch cheez muft mein milne laage, toh samajh lena ki chunaav mein aap ka keemti vote khareedne ki ek shaatir koshish hain yeh. Cobra scent maar ke chale hai chaar murti saansad ji se milne ! Dragon bahut sundar naam hain ! 'Hum frank aadmi hain aur hum ko frank log pasand hain.' 

Prahlad got a new offer ! 'Aab aap log inka naitik dubidha dur karo bhai.' Aab tera kya hoga Chandu ! Kar ke BHAROSHA; muft mein khaao SAMOSA. 'Upar ka maida unki taraf se, andar ka aaloo hamara hain'. Politics hain bhai politics. 'Jhoot, fareb, makkari, yeh hain iska aasli khel; khel sakte ho toh khelo, nahi toh chhorho.' 'Hum koi doosra bhasha mein samjha rahe teh kya ?' War of words is also a very funny battle indeed in any election campaign. 'Transformer uda ke ?' Repair it fast, as it is election time !  'Heyi sasur, Mistri ko bhi Jwalapur ka nikal na tha.' Aab Halogen light mein padega yeh hosiyaar Bill CLINTON; generator chalegi bhaiya raat bhar, the game of politics is ON.

'Rahu ka yeh father hain ji, Ketu ka hain teacher; aab ki baar star genitor'. Break the SILENCE; by just a little VIOLENCE. 'Kya huya ho, bahut dhamdham ka awaaz aa raha tha !' Chunaav ka din aa gaya. 'Aap log janata janardan hain, jisko sahi samjhe, usko vote dijiye.' Results to be announced ! Koi fark na padhta babua, 98 naa hee sahi, 97 hee sahi, how do you FEEL; sab chinta dur karo bhai, yeh chilled Beer ke saath, just chill, CHILL. Jab 'I love you' ka jawab 'I love you' hee hain, 'toh resign kyon kar rahe hain aap' ? Kachori kaand ! 'Poori duniya ko toh garam pasand aata hain.' Hisaab barabar, OO LA LA; aab kiska daanth thoda HILELA ? 

Jisko dekho half century maar raha hain ! '50 kilo hum logon ke taraf se bhi, thik hain.' The cops of Uttar Pradesh are very efficient and kept everything under strict vigilance on the election counting day. 'Bheerh kaabu mein rakhe.' The result is out ! 'Qila fateh kar liye tum, sadaa vijayibhava.' When you finally win after losing and losing several battles, it is surely a moment to cherish. 'Sach mein Prahlad Bhai, bahut accha laag raha hain.' 'Haar, haar hota hain', lekin haar bahut kuch shikaati bhi hain. Aab toh Kranti aayi hain, nazar rakhiyega zaroor, kyon ki yeh hain Phulera "PANCHAYAT".