BHOOL CHUK MAAF !!!
REVIEWED BY: ARINDAM SAIN
'Karm karo, phal ki chinta na karo.' 'Deja vu !' 'Parivartan sansar ka niyam hain aur hum paida hee huye hain niyam todne ke liye.' 'Mannat maang rahe ho, ke KBC khel rahe ho'. 'Aaj Sunday hain, samaaj chutti pe hain.' Overtime at the Police station ! 'Thoda time maang raha hain, de dijiye.' Weird condition indeed ! 'Titli udi udi jaaye re.' Keri ke jugaad ne milaayo Bhagwan se. Jewel loan of 2 lakhs ! 'Tere bina apna naseeb koi na.' Beware ! Fraudsters everywhere ! 'Paise bhi gaye, naukri bhi gayi.' Har Har Mahadev ! Bhagwan se baat hone ke baad kya hua aisa ki yeh dil gaane laaga, 'banungi mein saawariya tera.'
In Bengali we say, 'Kaal kaal Mahakaal'; sasuri yeh kaal kab aayegi ? Oye Jugni, aaj toh secret party hain honi. 'Aag bhi hoon main, shola bhi hoon, main hee thanda paani; aaj tumhari hoon main lekin, kaal ko main begaani.' Bahut ho gaya manoranjan; aab neend se utho aye Rajkumar Ranjan. Shaadi ke liye itna kyon hain JALDI; khatam toh karlo beta yeh rashme, lagaao apne badan pe HALDI. Baat ko samajh lo, kya nek kaarya karna hain, woh kar lo; antaryaami hain yeh, lekin muh se kuch na BOLE; bolo jor se dil lagaa ke, bam bam bhole, bam bam BHOLE. Chaath se kaun kuda ? 'Zinda hain, abhi tak.' Musibat vikat; sankat nikat !
Jaane anjaane mein kya dukhaye ho kisi ka DIL; kapda joh phaarh gaya anjaane mein, usse aab ek darji ki tarah tu SIL. 'Isse toh girna hee tha, ish ke kismat mein hain.' Apne liver ko naa karo KHARAAB; peeke itna SHARAAB. Maa Gange se mil gayo mukti ! 'Doob rahe ho, ki tair rahe ho ?' Hamid toh honest nikla ! 'Aaj se Tiwari aur Ansari bhai bhai.' 'Paisa de ke, naukri nahi chahiye.' Sarkar toh naa jaane garib aadmi o ko kitna hain LOOTE; sarkari naukri paane ki aasha liye naa jaane kitno ki sapne hain TOOTE. 'Sahi ko chunna bahut muskil kaam hain, bade bade chug gaye.' 'Saccha jeevansaathi bahut muskil se milta hain, kahete hain na, upar se likh ke aata hain.' Titli udi kya, huyi kya "BHOOL CHUK MAAF" ?
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