Wednesday, November 18, 2009

SARFAROSH

‘Zindagi maut naa baan jaye, sambhalo yaaro, kho raha chain o aman, muskilo mein hai watan, sarfaroshi ki samaa dil mein jwala lo yaaro’. Yes, my dear Indians, our India is under real threat of terrorism from that bloody Pakistan. Pakistanis are constantly supplying arms and ammunitions through the Indian borders at Rajasthan and Jammu & Kashmir. In Rajasthan, they are utilizing camels very efficiently for this purpose. In South India, Veeran, the famous dacoit with his men have attacked a tourist bus and killed many passengers. The country is stunned to hear the news. The Indian Intelligence Team confirmed that there is a direct link between Veeran and the Pakistani terrorists, at least; for getting those arms and ammunitions. ‘Hoshwalon ko khabar kya, bekhudi kya cheez hai, ishq kijiye, phir samajhiye, zindagi kya cheez hai’. Wow, you liked the voice of Gulfam Hassan, the Pakistani Ghazal singer. But, I think that you have also liked the soft and shy love chemistry between Seema and Ajay Rathore. After the show, they started talking to each other. Actually, Ajay is a fan of Ghulfam. See the fun, again Seema and Ajay are in their romantic fantasy world and now they are in very hot and sizzling mood with the song, ‘Jo haal dil ka iddhar ho raha hai, woh haal dil ka udhar ho raha hai, jaane jaa dilo pe pyar ka ajab sa asar ho raha hai…’

Who is this ACP Rathor? Saaley, baap hai tera. Hello everybody, we have traced all the records of Bala Thakur, Shiva and Sultan. Now, look at this map. There is a small village ‘Bahid’ in Rajasthan. It is the area, from where the Pakistanis are supplying all arms and ammunitions throughout India. No, drive the jeep to the left side. Just move to that side, let me drive the jeep. Sir, in the encounter, Sultan has escaped and Inspector Salim was in charge of that encounter. Inspector Salim, we don’t want you in this case. Why Sir, because I am a Muslim? Kya yeh mulk mera nahi hai? Sir, you will get true Indians in we such Muslims. Ekbaar bharosa kar ke toh dekhiye. India is also our country. Do you know, why I joined this Police Force? My elder brother was killed in Delhi by the terrorists. My father was badly injured and was thrown in front of his house only. They threatened me, but I never gave up. Just try to visualize, how many such Ajay are there in India, who have lost their relatives due to these terrorist attacks. At least, those Ajay should come forward to fight against terrorism by joining Police forces. What is this Ajay? On one hand, you are showing seriousness about this particular case and on the other hand, you are sending requests from the top officials to take transfer to some good place. Sir, this is a trap. Someone is trying to remove me from this case.

My goodness, Ajay, you are so serious with your work? Really, ‘Issh Deewane ladke ko koi samjhaye, pyar mohabbat se na jaaney kyon yeh ghabraaye, dard-e-dil yeh jaaney naah, paas mein jitna aayoon, utni hee door hee bhagey, rang na dekhe roop naa dekhey, yeh jawaani ki dhoop na dekhe’. Wow, Ajay is expert in Shayris as he rightfully said ‘Kuch Majnu baney, kuch Ranjha baney, kuch Romeo, kuch farhad huye, issh rang roop ke chahat mein naa janey kitney barbaad huye’, why not; after all, ‘jisse dekho dil ki dhuni ramata hai, arrey yeh mandir nahi hai, Shivala nahi hai, haseeno se kahey doh,kahi aur jaaye, yeh mera dil hai dil, koi dharamsaala nahi hai.’ At last, Ajay confirmed his love by uttering, ‘Phool khiltey hai, baharon ka samaa hotaa hai, aise mausam mein hee toh pyar jaawaan hota hai, dil ki baton ko hoton se nahi kahetey hai, yeh fasaana toh nighaon se bayan hota hai’. Assmaan mein, arrey Inspector Salim, I have information for you. Bar girls are dancing with the song, ‘yeh jawaani had kar de’. Inspector Salim and Rathod did the encounter against Bala Thakur and Shiva. You always wear so small dresses. Accha, what really happened in that encounter? Wait, boss, that place has a clue. That purse? Someone came to threaten Ajay, while he was in the hospital. Major Aslam Beg is the Pakistani diplomat. Ghulfam is still regarded as a Muhajir in Pakistan. This is their status. Don’t kill Ajay now. He is my guest. Mirchi Seth is in great trouble now. Arrey, bhago, Rathod has come for the encounter. Ghulfam cannot forget their own courtyard and that Indo-Pak partition. Now just stop the song, ‘Hire moti ka kangan pehna doh’ inside this fort. Mr. Beg, just take this gun and kill him. Mirchi Seth, you will act as the main witness. But, one thing, I don’t understand that why Ghulfam Hassan committed suicide? He he he, after all, it is all about “SARFAROSH” of Aamir Khan, Sonali Bendre, Naseeruddin Shah and others.

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