Friday, April 30, 2010

LIFE PARTNER

Once upon a time, in a land, but not in India, there were three friends. The 1st one was expert in flirting. The 2nd one luckily had one girlfriend. The third one was a very conservative guy. One day, they attended a musical concert, where a girl was singing, ‘Koookey, koookey….re koyeliaaa…’ Why her girlfriend used to change profession every month? At least, she never changed her boyfriend.

Jeet wanted to go for a tour at Place Y, but Karan went to Place X, to visit the Painting exhibition. The paintings were just pathetic. Sanjana’s father started dancing by hearing the news that she is single again. Bhavesh was busy in writing all those formulas of love, when Sanjana was bathing with her boyfriend in a lovely blue lake. Pre-marital sex is not a sin. Bhavesh also noted down that point in his log book.

He was expert in handling several girls at a single setting. After all, the LLB degree of Jeet worked in those scenarios. He never missed the chance to create new clients. The more there were divorces, the more he used to earn. At last, Bhavesh got a Gujju girl and got married. Prachi was a modern girl of a reputed Gujarati family. Bhavesh’s father was a Gujarati Hitler.

Was Sanjana happy with her married life? In the initial period, it was ok. But, gradually, Karan felt that his married life affected his profession too. Sanjana scolded her hubby’s boss, because Karan was not accepting her mobile calls. The boss of Karan had a mild heart attack. It was very difficult for her to find out the procedure to switch off the washing machine. Actually, the manual book was missing.

Why Prachi talked about the global market scenario and the business problems of the company and that too in front of her father-in-law? How she dared to do that? What was the need to demand for a separate TV Set? Was Abbas-Mastan’s ‘Race’ more important than the ‘Aastha’ Channel show? Bhavesh, being a Gujarati, could not tolerate the insult of his father. Prachi’s father came to rescue and took her home.

Jeet got two clients in the form of friends. He gave them the divorce, but planned to marry a special girl. Who was that special girl? She was the girl who fought for marriage, not for the divorce. Luckily, Jeet got the taste of a sweet grape, after eating sour grapes for all these years. Karan and Bhavesh were very angry on Jeet, but also confirmed to attend his marriage party.

There were no Star News channel at that time, but still there was a ‘Sansani’ alert message. A lady suicide bomber entered into the party in the terrace of that marriage hall, where Jeet was ready to get married. Were they alive in that marriage party after the emotional explosions or they died in those explosions to complete their marriages in heaven? How the divorce lawyer changed himself into a marriage counselor? The biggest hurdle was to define the concept of “LIFE PARTNER” of Govinda, Fardeen Khan, Tushar Kapoor, Anupam Kher, Prachi Desai, Amrita Rao , Genelia D’Souza and others.

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