HASEE TOH PHASEE !!!

‘Kahi jaa rahe ho ya aa rahe ho? Filhaal toh phasaa hua hoon. Saath saal pehle mere ko tumhare saath Goa bhag jaana chaiye tha.’ The Chemical Engineer of IIT went to China to study Ph.D  under Xinjiang University. She stole money for her project. She opened up a lab in China after taking a loan of around Rs. 20 crores from a Chinese Bank and gave the name of Debesh Solanki as the guarantor of that loan. In 1992, at Hirabaugh Chawl of Mumbai, why Meeta’s father told her, ‘Bina blouse piece ke saree nahi bechte’? S.B.Bharadwaj, the ACP (Additional Commissioner of Police) of Bareilly had two sons and his wife’s name was Gayatri. ‘Diabetes ke liye Vitamin C ki goli!’ He opened the lock of the door and came out of the house to watch Amitabh Bacchan’s ‘Agneepath’. ‘Waqt pe pouchne ka apna puraana aadat hain, aaj thoda late ho gaya, isiliye maafi chahta hain.’

In 2006, S.B.Bharadwaj was the DIG of Narcotics Department in Delhi. Abhay Bharadwaj was the IAS Officer. Nikhil was in Mumbai to attend Rajib’s marriage. Nikhil met with two girls in that wedding party. One went out of Mumbai, but, the other one was the model who aspired to become a Bollywood actress one day. ‘Model hain, heroine banne wali hain, aapko bhi Hero banna padega, Sir.’ Nikhil settled down in the City of Dreams. In 2013, Nikhil got engaged with Karishma. The Event Manager requested for some amount of money to the owner of Kaveri Saree. Karishma became angry on her fiancé because she always wanted her future hubby to be a gentleman with high-esteem and self-respect. Before the marriage ceremony, Nikhil’s parents, uncle, aunty and other family relatives from Delhi came to stay at Nikhil’s flat in Mumbai. Kabir was assigned the charge to take Divya bhabhi for a tour of Mumbai.

She came back to India to talk with her father regarding the money. When she ran away from the house, her father had a heart attack. That’s why; the other members of Solanki family were angry on her. Even Karishma didn’t allow her to meet her father. For 3 days, Karishma would be busy due to her shooting schedules. Therefore, Nikhil was given the charge to take care of Meeta. Meeta was ordered to stay in a cheap guest house. Vipul, a businessman of a Polymer Industry had a bad habit of asking, ‘Aur Baaki?’ Alpesh, Devesh and Vipul were three brothers of Solanki family. Devesh Solanki was the father of 5 daughters; Prateeksha, Deeksha, Amrita, Karishma and Meeta. ‘Ish ghar mein Prateeksha aur Meeta, dono behen o ko dressing sense nahi hain.’ Nikhil was surprised when she knew the real identity of Meeta.

Kabir’s online friend started staying at Nikhil’s flat. Some of the family members of Nikhil went to Bhuleswar to buy sarees from the shop of Kaveri Saree. Meeta was their guide. Karishma instructed Nikhil to take control of the situation. Alpesh Kaka didn’t see Meeta. ‘Woh kahan gayi? Laagta hain chali gayi. Accha hua chali gayi, bahut ee khatarnak experimental thi.’ Why that girl used to take Anti-Depression pills? The retired IPS Officer was keeping strict vigilance on Miss Solanki. ‘Yeh ladki toothpaste khaati hain!’ Karishma warned about a break-up in future to Nikhil. ‘Baccho ka break-up kahan hota hain. Exactly! Bade ho kar hum life ko complicate kar dete hain.’ Gradually and silently, Meeta’s heart was slipping towards Nikhil. ‘Karishma tumhare liye sahi nahi hain, mujhse shaadi karlo. Main Lifetime Guarantee deti hoon.’ ‘Waise bhi main break-up nahi karta.’ Love sometimes come to your life as quick sand in a sexy sea beach, but stepping on that quick sand is more satisfying than having a bath in the sea water. ‘Ishq bulaaba, jaane kab aabe, ishq bulaaba aabe jab aabe, ajeeb rangaa dee tu hai badi, laage alag hee jahaan di.’

Who stole that necklace? ‘Yeh ACP Pradyuman kaun hain? Kis IPS Batch ka hain? Meri baat karao usse.’ Nandan was told to bring out the red coloured bag from the room. ‘Kyon tahelne nikle ho kya? Anarkali ki chaal kyon chal rahe ho?’ The necklace came out of the IPS Officer’s bag. ‘Khud ee chori karke Police ki duty nibha rahe hain.’ Meeta planned to hack the Internet Banking Account of Debesh Solanki to do the fund transfer. The Chemical Engineer wanted to take the Anti-Depression Pills, but, Karishma’s fiancé scolded her. ‘Tum darti ho. Actually, tum ek number ki fattu ho.’

Nikhil understood Karishma’s dad’s psychology a little bit after knowing about the password of Debesh Solanki’s Internet Banking Account Transaction Password. What was the reaction among the Solanki family members after seeing her? Did Debesh give some money to her youngest daughter? ‘Inh saath din ke wajah se, main saath saal ki commitment nahi todh sakta.’ Karishma understood everything after seeing all the messages in her younger sister’s mobile phone. Nikhil promised to become an IPS Officer. Ah! The Senior Bharadwaj was so happy to hear about it, but not Karishma. Why? Because ‘Main Meeta nahi, Karishma hoon.’

Rainfalls and Storms occur due to depressions, you see! Their heart experienced the depression of love. ‘Hua aamir dil gareeb, tujhe chahoon betahasa zehanaseeb. Khushiyon ka ek tukda miley, ya miley gam ke khurchane, yaara tere mere kharche mein, dono ka hee ek hee daam hain.’ Sometimes, in Love Marriage, the keywords, ‘Love’ & ‘Marriage’ don’t make friendship with a lifetime guarantee seal. Karishma was lucky enough to realize it before her marriage. ‘Saath saal larh ke adjust kiya, iska yeh matlab nahi ki saari zindagi adjust kar paayenge. Shaadi ke baad break-up nahi, divorce hota hain. Tum hamesha mere liye perfect teh, sayed main hee tumhare liye galat hoon.’ Nikhil took the final decision. ‘Tere liye aaj khud se hee bhaage hain himmat ke tukde baator, woh bhaage zamaane se chup ke daabe paaon jaise koi chor. Mann chala, teri ore, teri ore.’ Finally, which daughter of Solanki family got married to Nikhil Bharadwaj? Is it always true that a girl falls in love with you if she gives a lovely smile at you? Maybe! That’s why; it is an old saying in India that, “HASEE TOH PHASEE”.