EK PAHELI LEELA !!!

‘Uff! Yeh Rajasthan ke ryeth mein titli kahan se aa gayi?’ ‘Insaan ke roop mein apsara. Meri soch se kahi adhik sundar ho tum.’ ‘Surat se Laxmi aur awaaz se Saraswati.’ ‘Kahan hain yeh murti?’ ‘Remix! Remix! Man!’ ‘Naa Bhagwan hain, naa shaitaan; baash ek kalakaar hain aur uski prerna.’ ‘Aapne aap ko mujhe saunph do.’ ‘Tumne yeh sab Doctor ko kyon nahi bataaya?’ ‘Kuch garbarh hain yaar, kuch karna padhega.’ ‘Narri shastra koi sadharan jyotish shastra nahi hain!’ ‘Arrey yeh Police ki jagah kahan hain?’ ‘Karne do shooting. Rajasthan ke mehmaan hain yeh.’ ‘Yehi naam bolta rahata hain, baar baar yehi naam bolta hain.’

‘Ish raaste par rukavaate hongi joh tumhare liye jeevan aur mrityu ka prashna khada karegi. Ya toh woh jaan de kar jaayegi, ya toh woh jaan le kar jaayegi.’ ‘Tabhi toh main samjhu ke Vikram ka haath rok ne wala koi Rajput hoon hee ho saake hain.’ ‘Soch mein fark hain. Uske liye Ijjat lene wali cheez hain aur mere liya Ijjat dene wali.’ ‘Rajput o ka itihaas hain; ke jarh, jaroon aur zameen ke maamle talwar ke dhaar pe hee sulte hain.’ ‘Tahre paas Life Insurance hain kya? Ek baar jaaoge na; toh bahar na aa paaoge.’ ‘Main shaadi sudha hoon. You crossed the line!’ ‘Tumhein toh taqdeer ne hee maara hua hain, isiliye mujhe nafrat ki jagah hamdardi hone laagi.’

Hey Radhika! Hey Andy! Are you both in London? Look at that Supermodel! ‘Meri desi look pe mar gaye gore gore chokre!’ Two NRI girls of North Indian origin became friends inside the Grand Royale London Hyde Park Pub! Welcome to Jodhpur Airport; But why? ‘O re piya, more piya, teri glamourous aankhiyan?’ Are you sure that Ranvir Singh has fallen in love? ‘Khuda bhi jab tere andaz dekhta hoga, itni anmol cheez deh di kaise, sochta hoga. Garmi ki shaam hain tu; jitney bhi mausam hain, tere karzdaar hain.’ Why Karan was surprised after hearing a story from Guruji? Shravan and Meera were in love with each other!

During Viswakarma Puja festival in Rajasthan, there was a ritual of music and dance. ‘Bole maathe ki yeh mori bindiya, maine khud hee chura li nindiya, bol rahe hain paijaniya ke bol; ke dholi taaro dhol baaje, ke dham dham baaje dhol.’ What was Vairav’s desire? ‘Chaand bhi wahi hain, wahi hain sitaare, tere baad fikey fikey laagte hain saare. Tere bin naahi laage jiya.’ Who got married to Ranvir Singh? ‘Hain woh handsome sona sabse, mere dil ko gaya le kar; o mere saayian superstar.’ Why Karan came to Jaisalmer? Was Vikram Singh in search for something? Punishments are given in hell or in Earth; is also a very tricky question like “EK PAHELI LEELA”!