Saturday, April 25, 2015

QUEEN !!!



‘So you enjoy the show?’ ‘Kaun kahan mil jaata hain beta, kisko kya pataa?’ ‘Main apni honeymoon banaana chahti hoon.’ ‘I thought he hurt you!’ ‘Why all men want big?’ ‘He is my life, meri jaan.’ ‘Chor! Chor! Mera Passport!’ ‘Humne kabhi aisa galat kaam nahi kiya.’ ‘Mera haalat naa Gupta uncle ke jaisa ho gaya.’ ‘Everything is allowed here.’ ‘Don’t call me dad. Call me Ashwin. Ashu for you.’ ‘O! Yahan koi adult film chal raha hain!’ ‘Kudi mudi, kudi mudi!’ ‘Hing ko English mein kya bolta hain?’ ‘Spicy but delicious.’  ’50 Euros for half an hour!’ ‘Emraan Hashmi ki koi bhi film utha ke dekhlo.’ ‘Show; Prove it.’ ‘Thank you.’ ‘Jai Mata Di.’ Vijay weds Rani? ‘Tu ho gayi one to two, what to do? Poora London thumakda.’ ‘Mujhe lagta hain Vijay ne London mein Sex kar liya.’ ‘Mera sense of humour bahut accha hain. Aap ko dheere dheere pataa chalega.’

Welcome to Paris. Video chatting started! ‘Please don’t tell my boss that I have sex in guest room.’ Vijay received her selfie SMS! Vijay gave her a packet to deliver it to Roxxette in Amsterdam! This is not India; here boys and girls are allowed to stay in the same room. Why Marcello became angry on that girl? ‘Foreigners find Lajpatnagar very funny. Lajpatnagar is in Delhi!’ Bechara Taka! Tim is a good street rockstar! Oleksander is good at painting! By the way, who was Sikander? Do you have any idea about Rukshar’s profession? ‘O Gujariya, show me how to party.’ Lip-to-lip kiss was a reward for whom? The boat of true love may sink, but the boat of true friendship sails forever! ‘It’s got to be the correct address.’ ‘Taka, yehi woh address hain kya?’ Miss Mehra lives in Rajori, Delhi! As per the Facebook account, what is the relationship status of “QUEEN”?

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