BAJRANGI BHAIJAAN !!!

‘Babuji, hum pass ho gaye.’ ‘Hum Bajrangbali ke bhakt hai, koi kaam chori chupe nahi karte hain.’ ‘Aap log kya bolte hain?’ ‘Jai Shri Ram.’ ‘Thode hamare paas bhi hain.’ ‘Ish khatarnak mission ke liye, aap ko kitne paise mil rahe hain?’ ‘Toh batao, humein kaun si bus pakad ni hain, batao batao.’ ‘Chaaro ved o ke gyaani teh hamare babuji.’ ‘Delhi mein kyun? Naukri ya chokri?’ ‘Thode nazaakat se chaliye, janaab!’  ‘Tu jabhi bhi bolegi mujhe mama bulayegi.’

Shahid Afridi is a very popular cricketer of Pakistan. Just one extra letter ‘a’ added with ‘Shahid’ to give her a new name. After rescuing a lamb from a grassy pit, who fell into a trouble? The train arrived at Kurukshetra Railway Junction. ‘Jai Hanuman ji.’ The celebration of Hanuman Jayanti was on. ‘Jaise Hanuman ji ke seene mein, tum ko siyapati Ram milenge, seena dekho mera, tum ko Hanuman milenge. Jai Jai Bajrangbali, thod de dushman ki nalli. Le le chal beta, selfie le le re.’

‘Hamare pitaji, Dibakar Chauturvedi, Pratapgarh ke Postmaster teh. Jaisa naam, waisa kaam.’ Dayanand was the childhood friend of Dibakar. Dibakar passed away and his son Pawan Kumar Chaturvedi started a new journey to fulfill late Dibakar’s last wish. ‘Babuji, hum jaa rahe hain.’ Welcome to Delhi. ‘Behenji! Behenji! Aap ke paise. Iss mein aadhe hamare bhi toh hain.’ He came to Dayanand’s house! ‘Haan! Haan! Utaaro isko.’

‘Yahan bandar bahut hain, din bhar kya pranaam karte rahogi. Yahan bandar ke saath saath macchar bhi bahut hain.’ Pawan gave her 5 rupees to her. ‘Aur haan, mera naam Behenji nahi, Rashika hain.’ Slowly slowly, they started slipping to become new love birds! ‘Haal e dil ko sukun chaiye, doori ek arzoo chaiye, tu chahiye, tu chaiye, shaam o subah tu chahiye.’ Rashika was in full mood to get married to Pawan only! ‘Aur chaye mahine hain tumhare paas.’

‘Tum toh embassy bandh kar aaye!’ Why some violent actions took place inside the Taj Mahal Hotel? Oho! It was the desert area of Rajasthan. ‘Main toh tujhe dekh kei pehchaan gaya tha. Tu bahut accha insaan hain.’ ‘Permission le ke aaye hain.’ ‘Hindustaani jasoos! Kahan?’ Chand Nawab came into the scene to help them. ‘Bajrangbali madat karega na!’ ‘Pakistan mein!’ Maulana also helped them. ‘Toh kya hua mere bhai, yeh jagah sab ke liye khuli hain.’ Maulana has two wives!

Policemen were after them but they were still searching for that exact location. ‘Wahin main hoon, jahan tum ho, jahan dekhoon wahan tum ho; kuch toh bataa zindagi, apna pataa zindagi.’ ‘Hum Munni ke liye har dargah jaane ko taiyaar hain.’ Chand’s mobile phone got tracked! ‘Tere darbaar mein dil thaam ke woh aata hain, jisko tu chaaye; bhar doh jholi meri ya Mohammad, laut kar main naa jaoonga khaali.’

Nawab utilized the social media! Rewind the video please! ‘Yeh Bus kahan se aa rahi hain?’ ‘Sir! Yeh video dekhiye. Kaal Chand ne isse Internet mein daala hain.’ Based on that video, the Policemen again started the search operation. In Sultanpur village, she was running towards her mother and the journalist played the role of a cameraman too. Aamir Khan was an honest cop. ’Aur yeh main hargiz hone nahi doonga.’ ‘Mama!’ Who got renamed as “BAJRANGI BHAIJAAN”?