KAPOOR AND SONS (SINCE 1921) !!!

‘Aakhri baar likh raha hoon, ho sakey toh kahani yaad rakhna.’ ‘Main toh century maarna chah raha tha.’ When they fight, they fight like street dogs. When they unite, they unite like junglee jackals. When they love, they love like simple-hearted lovebirds. When they cheat, they cheat like great gamblers. Whenever they became too angry on each other, their destiny has always forced them to shed tears from their eyes to weaken them emotionally, but, not mentally. That’s the brand image of Kapoor family! ‘My whole life has been a lie.’

‘Marne ki practice kar raha hain.’ One came from London and the other one from New Jersey! ‘Ish family mein sabhi log novelist hain!’ Whose story was given to whom by whom? ‘Freedom Fall!’ ‘Nahi yaar, family scene hain.’ Daddu Tum? The quarrel starts among investors or shareholders during any financial crisis. That’s quite natural, you see! ‘Kishore, phir se fuse udh gaya.’ It’s party time, dude!  ‘Ladki beautiful, kar gayi chul. Dekh ke tera rang saanvla, hua baavla; ladki nahi hain tu, garam maamla. Hiley hain London, matak matak ke; jaise Raveena Tandon!’

‘Mujhe nanga dekhna chahti hain.’ ‘Hands up! Hands up!’ Who watched ‘Ram Teri Ganga Maili’ film for 14 times for that one hot bathing scene of Mandakini? ‘Bhajan download karna padega.’ ‘Oye! Bhajan Card!’ Have you seen Wasim’s younger brother? ‘Boobly, bhai; ladki sexy bol rahi hain.’ Two persons struggled to become a successful writer, but one succeeded. The other one was still depressed as he was still in his struggling phase of his writing career. ‘Kab se chal raha hain yeh sab?’ ‘Tune Tia ko kiss nahi kiya?’ ‘Meri London mein koi girlfriend nahi hain.’

Tia fell in love! ‘Kuch din aur ruk jaao, mere liye nahi toh at least Bunkoo ke liye.’ Why Sunita had objections about taking any financial help from Sashi? Was Harsh having any affair with Anu? ‘Kuch hain junoon sa, kuch paagalpan hain; sau baatein karta hain buddhu saa yeh mann hain.’ Who wanted to start a catering business? The big truck collided with that four-wheeler! ‘Saathi re, thoda thairh jaa.’ After the summer season, came the rainy season. After winter, it is spring. The ex-serviceman had a wish of a groupfie. ‘Jiske niche title hoga, “KAPOOR AND SONS (SINCE 1921).”