Sunday, March 24, 2019

FRAUD SAYIAAN !!!

'Chutki bhar sindoor aur naukri ki tension hamesha ke liye door.' He forgot Chandni but Chanda remembered him. Sristhi was his first wife. 'Shraddha; Sunita hamaari patni hain aur Sunita; main Shraddha ki pati hoon.' 'Aajkaal selfie nahi bhejh rahein ho.' 'I love you nahi, I want to marry you bolna hain.' 'Kisi ka aashiq bhaag gaya hain, kis ka pati mar chukaa hain, koi divorcee hain; unko hum jeene ka koi maksad toh de rahein hain, badle mein thoda paise maang liya toh kya gunaah kiya.' 'Adultery is not a crime, agar dono ko koi aitraaz naa ho.' 'Kya Guru ! Kya kaheti hain yeh Zindagi.' 'Teen saal ho gaya hamare shaadi ko, tumhare jaisa ek chota sa Bhola de doh.' 'Facebook pe friend request bhejoo.' 'Tumhe koi request karne ki zaroorat hain kya !' 'Aap ko bacche bahut pasand hain'. 'Hamari shaadi aisi hee hoti rahegi'. 'Bhola ko maine hee chuya tha'. 'Aaj khaane mein kya hain !' 'Derh hazaar rupiye ki daaru pee gaya, phir bhi ek labz nahi bola.' 'Kabhi pyar nahi karna hain'. 'Akele rahe jaaoge Guru.' 


Tauji se mulaakat hua kya ! Phone pe Aastha ! Ghar mein Sunita ! Train mein Payal ! Yeh saaiyaan toh sab ko karein ghayal. 'Yahaan doctor nahi, doctorni hain !' 'Saach kahe rahi hoon mulayam badi hoon, naughty balam tere peechey padi hoon, chorh shareef thoda ho jaa beimaan, main hoon ladies paan, mujhe hoton pe rang le.' Sunita, the banker was shocked to see his hubby with a 'Superman' underwear with Shraddha. Mala gave birth to his child and won a lottery too ! Who gave 15 days deadline ! Was Badri alive ? What is the real identity of Murari ? 'Aap ko dekh dekh ke kar lenge !' 'Yeh paap hain !' Why Murari played the acting of a heart attack ? 'Bilkul rangey haaton pakad lenge.' True Love ! The husband of 13 wives and the wife of 6 husbands planned to marry each other ! Who bailed out whom and why ? Have you spotted that sky blue colored ambassador which is driven by Murari along with his co-passenger "FRAUD SAAIYAN" ?

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