CHAK DE INDIA

Hey, they have fouled our captain. It has to be a penalty, boss. Oh, no, our captain has missed the penalty shot and that too against our arch-rivals. What a shame it is? Look there, the captain of Pakistani team is shaking hands with the captain of our team. Is it a got-up match? Our captain is also a Muslim. Hmm, that means that he has fooled us. He has intentionally missed that penalty shot. We don’t want this traitor in our locality. He is a gaddar. Let this man go elsewhere with his mother. His mind was lamenting with the song, ‘Maula mere le le meri jaan’

Ok, I understand your feelings. Indian people never gave you any respect, but that does not mean that to prove your patriotism, you will coach this hockey team and that too of women’s hockey team. See, Indian women are only expert in cooking and controlling household related works. How do you expect them to play hockey to such a level that they will win the world cup? Sir, when you cannot think of winning a world cup, then how can you really win it? The desire and hunger has to be there under your belly to become world champions, otherwise, you can never achieve that feat.

Sorry, young lady, please don’t think that as you are a lady, you will not get punishment. You are late means, you are late; that’s it. It hardly matters to me, whether you are a very good player or not. Every player of this team is important to me and everyone should abide by the rules and discipline of the team. You maybe the captain of your state hockey team, but I don’t care at all. Just accept the punishment. Ok, now stand in the line and give your introduction. Sir, I play for Haryana Team. Just get out of that line and stand here. Next person, please introduce yourself. Sir, I play for India. Fantastic, repeat it again loudly. Girls, let me make it very clear that I will not tolerate any kind of racism or communalism in this team. No one is a Marathi, Tamil, Jat, Mizo, etc. here. Everyone is Indian and that is your one and only identity. If you have to win any match as a player of Indian hockey team, then your mentality should unite first as an Indian.

What does this coach thinks about himself? Is he thinking that by doing this hectic training and maintaining discipline, he will be able to make us a World Champion hockey team? He never gives any special treatment to senior players like me. Ok, I will see, how he can still remain as a coach of this team. My goodness, I thought that you people do not have unity among yourselves. I have always seen you people doing the catfights. But, today, you have beaten up some boys at the McDonalds, because they were mentally abusing one of your teammates. That proves that you people have unity among yourselves, but you people are not aware of it. Come on, unite yourselves. Sir, we want you to remain as our coach. We seek an apology for our bad behaviors.

I am the vice –captain of Indian cricket team. I am already earning lump sum money. Why the hell do you need to play hockey? If I tell you to quit from Cricket, will you do it? The answer is no, because somewhere within you, lies the sportsman spirit. Similarly, I also have the sportswoman spirit. I cannot sacrifice my spirit of playing hockey, for the sake of your so-called conservative demands. If you don’t like me playing hockey, then surely you can go for a break-up. Arrey, you are married. You hubby does not want you to play hockey, but you don’t care about that also. That is really great. Mr.Kabir Khan, I am somewhat skeptical about sending this women’s hockey team to Australia. Have you seen their performance against the men’s hockey team? So, better, don’t make any arguments. This women’s hockey team is all set to go to Australia to play the World’s Championship. Let us sing the song, ‘Ek Hockey doongi rakh ke’.

It’s a breaking news. Indian women’s hockey team has won the league matches, quarter-final and semi-final to reach the final. Really, that is why, they were now singing ‘Baadal mein paao hain…aab toh bhai chal padi aapni yeh naao hain’. Hmm, but this Australian Team is somewhat different from the Kiwis, Argentine and South Korean Team. Argentina team players were playing rugby instead of hockey, but Australians always plays the mind-game. They are aware of the ego clashes between Komal and Preeti. Kabir Khan told to play the trick on tricks. In this 70 minutes, your hockey stick should teach me how to play. Give your best performance today, the World Cup is yours. Australian Goalkeeper marched forward, but Komal and Preeti are friends now. Well, the match is still on. It’s a penalty shootout drama. Bindia scored a great goal and Vidya understood the Kabir’s signal to say straight and saved the goal. Kabir Khan came back again to his ancestral place with his mother, because it was “CHAK DE INDIA” of Shahrukh Khan, Sagarika Ghatke, Chitrashi Rawat, Vidya Malvade, Shilpa Shukla, Tanya Abrol and others.