LOVE SEX AUR DHOKHA !!!

The highways of the world are unsafe nowadays because you can get gang raped anytime by the local goons, anti-social businessmen and corrupted cops. Even your gang raped moments can be captured as footage by a budding cameraman. But, the media channel editor does not give credit to the cameraman if he cannot click the footage from such an angle that the face of the persons can be spotted very easily. All the coffee shops like CCD should have a proper vigilance system so that no customer can enter inside with their licensed revolver also. When Prabhat went down inside the grocery store cum coffee shop, the Shruti’s friend handled the situation very well. The father-in-law of Rahul was a great director of pornography. He knew how to make a hot scene more seducing enough to attract the movie viewers. While performing a hot sexy scene, one should not bother about camera and should not also hesitate to go closer towards the natural assets of the other person. To get an opportunity to dance in a video album, you need to compromise with the pop music singer. Here the word ‘compromise’ means ‘To lie down in a compromising position and bear the sizzling, steamy, juicy and creamy vibration until you get exhausted.’

Without marketing, a film will not run in the box office. Even in the family-oriented movie, there has to be an item-number song where an item-girl should perform the modern mujra. Copying Shahrukh Khan is not enough. You should have your own originality. But, masala has to be there to make the movie spicy, because nowadays, it is the age of lust, not romance. To become famous, you just need to stand naked in front of a mobile camera phone. The pornographic websites and the touts of sex rackets will do the remaining part. Media people are always there to make you famous worldwide if you have performed sex scandal either accidentally or incidentally. The nudity of all women looks similar when you hide their faces by using some software tools while showing the video in a website. Therefore, the naked bodies of all girls devoid of their skin color have the same demand for the frustrated young generation people who are addicted to lust. MBA degree has no value in the Indian market. Adarsh is the adarsh (ideal) example of it. To repay the loan of the committee people, you need to do something in front of the camera. Why not, go for the reshmi kabab of Reshmi! When the Policemen raid a VCD parlour, they often get access to some VCDs, where local girls have shown their talents like the ‘Playboy’ girls of USA.

Mrignaina is so frustrated to see that she is getting treated like a ‘behenji’ (cool girl) by the drunkard cameraman. But, Miss Biswas got her man after that night. To scandalize a celebrity you need to create a story in such a fashion that it will become a hot show for your TV channel to increase its TRP ratings in that season. A budding film director always has to bear the brunt of external conditions while directing his first film. But, once he becomes a well-known and experienced film director, he starts driving the external conditions on his own will and wish to make the film a major success. If you don’t have the balance of yourself, don’t dare to wear those high-heeled sandals. It can injure your knees. Any Russian model does not need to wear a high-heeled sandal because they are already 178 cm tall with some lovely maintained physique to be enjoyed by her beloved suckers and hunters. Don’t kiss a girl during power cut because as a MBA graduate you cannot play game with your opportunity cost. When the seal of a gas cylinder gets opened, it becomes a public property, though the gas cylinder has some nominal buying cost inclusive of sales tax or excise duties. Reshmi cared about her caring boyfriend with a careful performance inside the store room. When you get money as a naked person, why the hell will you buy clothes and hence the garment industry is running in huge loss in this global recession period. As a cost cutting measure, the garment companies are coming out with short clothes which will be used to cover the important hot and sensitive parts of your body only.

‘Mehendi laaga ke rakhna’ because the ‘badmaash shaurat’ will come to an end inside the ‘paap ki dukaan’. Don’t worry, your body parts are always being watched from every nook and corner of this world because you are not an alien but a human being (the rational social animal of all times). Therefore, there is no point in hesitating about your body, just let your mind fly like a bird in the bright airy sky of revolution of new types of love relationships with the hidden brutal true stories of our immoral society attached with it. In these modern days, the word ‘moral’ has been deleted from the Oxford dictionary and Britannica. If you don’t know the art and skill of stripping in front of hidden cameras, then there will be no ”LOVE SEX AUR DHOKHA”.