Friday, November 27, 2009

DE DANA DAN

Your father took loans from me for your education, but he has not repaid that. That is why; you are serving as my servant. Give respect to Mulchand ji. Their girlfriends are from rich families and always spend money on them. That is why; they were singing ‘Aa Gale lag jaa’. This boy came to Singapore to work in Chinese films, but now working in a Courier company. Ram and Nitin are fed up of their life and requested their respective girlfriends to get married to someone else. But, their girlfriends have in their mind, the sweet song, ‘You and I…I will not let you go…now that I know you…sab rishtey naatey haskey thorh doon, baash tujhse dil ka ristaa jorh doon’. See, I have no problem in giving you the money, but as per the deal, your son should marry my daughter. Oho, Nony, your dad is that fraud Chaddha. I will surely catch him before my retirement. Well, I am having the child of my boyfriend in my belly. If you are interested to take care of my boyfriend’s child, then you can marry me. Welcome to the Casino. Can you see that man? He is one of the richest businesspersons of Singapore. Her daughter is Manglik and he is looking for a Manglik groom. Fantastic, then my daughter will marry your son. Now, let us enjoy the dance of this hot girl with the song ‘Oo la la, Hotty Naughty’. Hi, I am Busha Hirapurwala. Can you please do the settings with this hot girl for a night at that hotel?

My goodness, if I would not have pressed the brakes 1 second earlier, you would have died here. Chalo, let’s go and commit suicide. No one knows when your luck will change. Just take the example of Mamu only. He was just a sweeper of Singapore Municipal Corporation 5 years ago and now he is the No. 1 Don of Singapore. Wow, what a plan it is? Let us kidnap Mulchand ji. Hey, Anjali, just come to my hotel room. Oh no, they have kidnapped my servant. Madam, everyone has stopped visiting the mall. Please give the money to the kidnapper. Hey listen, that bloody old woman have agreed to give us the money. Let us dance with the song, ‘everybody now, join me in the song, aao yaaron, jashan manalo…Baamulaiza, baamulaiza, aa gaye hain yeh hushnwaaley, ishq karnewaley, issey karo salaam’. We need a dead body and only Mamu can provide that to us. Kya hua behena? My hubby is again to going to have sex with someone in that hotel room and if he gets satisfied with her, then he will again marry that girl. Already, we have lost so many Petrol Pumps. Kaala, you are given the responsibility to do this job. We will send you the picture. All the big guests are coming in this hotel. If you break, even a single glass now, then your job will be terminated. Are you the mother of Nony? No, no, I am his step-mother. Arrey, salaam saab, they are all ‘Khandaani’ items, if you want to access them, then you may fall in great trouble also. Yeah, I know that you are expert in creating your own illegal ‘Khaandan’ as you are also a ‘Khandaani’ person.

Oh, my god, the father of Anjali is here. Let me run now. Woo, the figure of this woman is so hot. Dhaath teri ki, I am inside this almirah only. Again, there is no mobile network. Dad, I have seen Anjali saying something to Manpreet. Ok, I will give money to that girl. No, no, I have come here to meet my maternal grandmother. My dear hubby, please try to collect the money from him as early as possible. What a football kick that was? I am the Indian Ambassador. Call the Police, there is a terrorist in this hotel. The terrorist looks like a swine having a moustache. Boss, please remove your moustache. Please stand in front of that hotel with an orchid flower. Kaala is in great trouble. But, someone gave him the advance money. Mamu, we have given advance money to your person. Suber bhai, this girl is a hot item. Yesterday night only, I found a guy hiding in her bedroom. So, just go ahead and do the batting on that lovely pitch. Ok, ok, Mr. Lamba will give you the money. My sweet wife, please try to understand that a cop is chasing me, so please collect the money from Mr.Lamba. Can I come to your room? Yeah, you can come after doing a nice bath. Wow, I cannot wait anymore. Why are you shouting? Ok, I am going now. Hey Ram, this old man is spending night with that young hot lady. In these years, my hubby has not given me the pleasure, but he is providing it to other girls. Madam, do you need sugar in your tea? Hey, waiter, can you provide me some poison?

Hello, Inspector, the kidnapped person is the kidnapper here. Zaara, apni peechbaarey dikha, aab laath kha. Just follow that van. Very strange, I have become a kidnapper. So, this is the real Chaddha. He has lost his memory; please give him some rest. Kaala has now used the bomb. Darling, take this 1 rupee coin and let me sing the song, ‘Paisa paisa karti hai, kyon paise pe tu marti hai, ussh rab se kyon nahi darti hai’. The chasing and confusion is on. The waiter is whistling and safeguarding those glasses. The Kaala’s bomb exploded, and there is a Tsunami in the Pan Pacific Ocean. Will they get the money to prove “DE DANA DAN” of Akshay Kumar, Sunil Shetty, Katrina Kaif, Sameera Reddy, Paresh Rawal, Johnny Lever, Ashrani, Rajpal Yadav, Shakti Kapoor, Chunkey Pandey, Neha Dhupia, Aditi Govitrikar and others?

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