ROCKET SINGH !!!

Just look at the computer screen. Can you see the webpage of Maharashtra University? The Sikh person has passed in B.Com, by securing only 39% marks. ‘Vaaye Guru daa Khalsa, Vaaye Guru daa Fateh’; wish you best of luck for the interview, my grandchild. Welcome to AYS Company. Hey, why are you staring at my black bra? Just concentrate on your work. If you don’t know, how to disturb people, then how will you become a salesman? Sell this pencil to me, where the rubber will be attached to it. Oh! No, you are not fit for this job. Well, if he is selling a pencil of 2 bucks as an asset of 20 crores, then that means, he has something within him. Take a note of it; from this traffic signal to that traffic signal, it is your territory. Wow, you are the first one to call me as Mishra ji, otherwise, this bloody Nitin calls me as Cup-Plate. Ladies and Gentlemen, the contract of Jai Hind Motors is in.

So, how are you enjoying the party, young man? Tell me one thing that how much ambitious are you? Always remember that a person has two qualities; at the end of the day, he has to settle down with either of the two qualities, but not both. Mr. Inamdaar failed in this company. Don’t worry; it is my hobby to watch these photos, as I always appreciate the nudity of a hot and sizzling woman, either directly or indirectly. From today onwards, your training starts. Firstly, you should never go for an appointment with your real name and company identity. Vijay Dinanath Chauhan cannot be a true name of a salesperson. The security gaurds are good informers in this regard. Always try to read alphabets from opposite angles, as I read that quotation of our competitor. Do one thing; just give this quotation to that Chemical Company.

Hmm, the deal is final. So, tell me, what will you take? Arrey, bhai, have some ‘Chaaye-Paani’. Where is the complaint box? How dare you do that? We have wrongly recruited a Raja Harishchandra in our company. Every company is corrupted and you have to accept that. Just complete your training period and get lost from here. For you only, we are in great trouble. My hubby has ditched me, can you give me a lift, dear. Just take this paper. Two leads are from your territory only. Well, just eat Maggi noodles, and please let me know about those Graphic Cards. If you want, I can provide you two Graphic Cards in 8,000 bucks only. They are throwing paper rockets at you. Wow, it is a personal client, then I want personal profit. It will be 50-50. For starting a new business, you need to have faith on someone, before giving something on credit. That is not an issue at all. He is an night owl and expert in assembling PCs. See the fun; he has started a new company with his partners.

Why are you trying to become a Mahatma in the Jungle? They are doing profits and we are already running in loss. My dear partner, to do the rapid market penetration, we need to lower our prices and increase the quality of our service delivery and that too with 1 month free service. Come on, Koena, tomorrow, this Cup-Plate will want to become MD, but that does not mean that he will become a MD. Koena is our third partner, as she is treated as an Item girl in that company. Hey, don’t stare at Koena, as if she is a hot model of ‘Playboy’ Company. You are not only my first customer, but you are the one, who also gave me motivation to sell products. Hey, Harpreet Singh Bedi, that girl is not bad at all, maybe; that is why, you gave her an angry staring. We will go for a lovely deep kiss later, let me just concentrate on our business first. The Grandfather loves his grandchild very much; so, he bought a scooter for him, with his PPF money, but, if he had taught him the stealing policy, then he would not have been a thief.

This is India. What is that special scheme they are providing to the customers that our sales are declining? What strategies they are applying that our clients are providing contracts to that company? Try to figure out, within one week. Try to find out their address. Very funny, no one knows the address of this company. There are so many wrong calls coming on my desk. Already, Mishra ji is a partner, then why can’t I? The post of Vice-President is still empty now. Don’t worry, tomorrow, all of us will put down our papers. I have one friend, who will accept the phone calls. What a secret it is? Already, we have five partners and another one is going to join now. Very strange, the phone is ringing nearby. I told you earlier that Zero was invented in India only and you are totally a big zero and a duffer. For you only, my sales increased at one point of time, as their commission decreased and sales target increased. This company has acquired that company. After acquisition of this company, still the sales are going down; very strange. Mr. Sanjay Puri, your style of doing business is a history now. If honesty is the best policy; if the best quality service delivery attracts customers; if business is all about the relationship and faith on people but not about scores and numbers, then who is the real Salesman of the Year? To know the result, you need to fix an appointment with “ROCKET SINGH,” by keeping in touch with Ranbir Kapoor and others, virtually, inside any multiplex.