Sunday, September 25, 2011

SHAADI KARKE PHAAS GAYA YAAR !!!

That day was his younger sister’s birthday. He went to buy a decent looking saree for her younger sister. The costly saree got exchanged. They met again inside the gym. The lady came to the garage to repair her four-wheeler. He got that special personal diary. What a coincidence! Every likes and dislikes of the girl was matching with the boy. How did he know all about it? By reading only! But, one difference was there between them. The girl was extrovert and the boy was introvert. The lady opened her heart and the gentleman responded; though still in a very shy fashion.

The wedding bell rang and they got married with the background music of Bismillah Khan’s Shehnai. The new bride was so desperate to have sex that she opened all her bridal wears half an hour before her hubby entered the room. Next morning, she was about to go to the dining table by wearing that nighty only. Her modern, young brother-in-law appreciated his sister-in-law’s hotness, but not the other members of the family. Anyway, she understood the meaning of the word, ‘traditional’ and started wearing sarees. Before his mother-in-law had the chance to insult him, he already booked two tickets to London for honeymoon.

After 4 months and 17 days of their marriage, the wife was expecting a baby. But, the ex-model wanted abortion. What a tragedy for the hubby in this regard. Does a woman really need to be mentally prepared to become a mother when she is physically prepared to reproduce a baby? Nowadays, in the name of modernization, married women don’t want to become a mother for the sake of building their career. What’s the use of a female gender in this planet, if they will not reproduce babies? Thank God! At least, the hype of the word, ‘Feminism’ does not exist among the female gender of other animals in this world. They are more social.

In a rich family, a pet dog’s birthday is celebrated but not of the humans. Due to that pet dog, she lost her baby. Some misunderstanding happened between the married couple. But, still they loved each other. After all, they were Indian married couple with good hearts. In India, if love or arrange marriage does not take place within the same class, creed, religion & economical strata, then both internal and external factors step in to create a situation; where, in majority of the cases, it lead to divorce. Moreover, in 70% cases of these types of marriage scenarios, the mother-in-law always acts as a witch. In this case also, the mom of the bride was the main villain.

Unfortunately, the woman came to know, how that man impressed her by reading everything about her from that diary. Oho! The home-maker drank alcohol and started dancing like a bar dancer at the party. It was hard to digest for her hubby. Out of anger, he slapped one of her friends. She slapped Ayan and in return got two nice slaps from her hubby. The wife of Mr. Kapoor always wanted her daughter to give divorce to that garage mechanic. Now, she got the golden opportunity to execute her wish. But, again she was pregnant. The more they quarrel, the more they have sex. This is the beauty of the institution of marriage.

The Lady Judge understood the situation of the hubby. The Court ordered that Ahana cannot get a divorce if she goes for an abortion. Moreover, her hubby had to stay in her house for 2 months till the reproduction of the baby. After the birth of the baby, the hubby will keep the baby with him and sign on the divorce paper. It was a normal delivery, everyone was so happy except the hero’s mother-in-law. The doctor ordered that the baby had to stay with her mom for at least two months. Well! Well! Mom’s natural milk is always the best milk for her baby. After 2 months, the gentleman acted like a true gentleman by signing on the divorce paper and ordered her wife to get out of his house. Will her hubby ever accept her in future? In modern India, after marriage, everyone utters a common dialogue, “SHAADI KARKE PHAAS GAYA YAAR”, which features Smart Salman Khan, Shrewd Shilpa Shetty, Shyly Superb Shakti Kapoor and others.

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