OH MY GOD !!!

Main toh nahi hoon insaano mein, basta hoon inh dukaano mein. They are not God loving people; they are God fearing people. Does going to pilgrimage ensure that the souls of dead persons will rest in peace? Travel agencies gain during any pilgrimage. A devotee of Sainbaba from Rajasthan had more faith on an idol of Lord Krishna. Kanji gains out of it. On the Janmastami day, celebrations were going on in the Chor Bazaar area of Mumbai. The politician invited Siddheswar in that celebration to get some mileage before the election. Go, go, go Govinda. India is a nation where rumors also become super hit news for the media channels. The statues of Gods started consuming curds, butter and milk. Mild tremor took place in Mumbai. Only one particular shop got damaged. The atheist was not in a mood to lose his heart.

India is such a nation, where big insurance companies always harass clients in the times of danger. Always avoid private insurance companies as they never provide insurance claims if your property gets damaged in any natural calamities. India is still a developing country; that’s why; the Indian insurance companies (both private and public) are also too underdeveloped in their insurance policies. Kanji became furious after hearing the concept of ‘Act of God’. God resides within every human! Ok! Then if you get slapped by any human, then it is an act of God! Mahadev kept Kanji under control. Lawyers started running away from Mr.Mehta as he wanted to file a petition against God. Haneef saved some innocent Hindus by fighting a case in High Court. The orthodox Muslims always hate liberal and true Muslims. Qureshi became a physically handicapped person.

Legal notices from High Court were sent to Varanasi, Ujjain and other holy places of India. Liladhar, Siddeswar and Gopi were somewhat stunned after seeing those legal notices. Sardesai suggested all of them to relax. As per Indian Constitution, if no one is willing to act as a defense lawyer for you, then you yourself can fight the case in any High Court. If you have any complaint regarding any product or service of Reliance Industries, do you directly make a call on the hotline number of Anil Ambani? The High Court accepted the case. Beware! Hooligans are everywhere. The super stuntman rescued the Gujarati middle class businessman from danger. When he reached home; Sushila, Chintu and Jigna were already preparing to leave the house out of fear. True souls always fight alone against the lies. That’s the law of nature! Krishna Vasudev Yadav bought the house.

In the name of God, how a business really runs? Do you want to see God in a shortcut manner? Ok! Give us 500 bucks; we will give you a VIP pass. Petrol and diesel are too costly, but not the cow’s milk. Keep on pouring milk on the idols and let the milk whiten up our drains. Purohits are salaried persons nowadays. Sadhus earn more than any MD of any MNC. Corporate executives do pay taxes, whereas, sadhus enjoy tax exemptions. In the name of donations to some NGOs and charitable trusts, they just whiten up the black money. Hairs get exported to foreign nations to create wigs. Sardesai demanded to prove it by any document that earthquake is an act of God. Kanji’s mood went off and was too tensed about how to prove that earthquake is an act of God. Knowledge is power. To gain some authentic knowledge, you need to read Holy Scriptures of almost all religions.

Religion is created for humans; humans are not created for religion. When a child takes birth, he is just a human. Classifications of religion and caste system were created by humans only to start a new business. God is one and only one. The creator of Universe has many avatars and messengers to spread the message of love and humanity around the Universe. Be it Bhagwad Gita, Quran or Bible; everywhere it is written clearly that God has created this Universe and he only has the right to cause any type of destruction on this Universe to maintain a equilibrium or balance of Mother Nature. The Judge got convinced that it was an act of God. God wanted to test the Sadhus. Kanji had a cardiac arrest. Spread 4 rumors in India; then all the other people start spreading around 40 rumors. Liladhar and his team members already declared Kanji’s death day. It’s a onetime investment only. 

God cannot live without a true devotee and a true devotee cannot live without God. So, both are complimentary to each other.  Lord Krishna cured the paralysis of Kanji. Let’s see what happened in this 1 month. Mahadev became a scapegoat in the hands of Sadhus. Religion either makes you a helpless fellow or a terrorist. Rule on the religion by true devotion and faith towards God only. Don’t let the religion rule on you by blindly believing the words of Sadhus, Maulvis, Priests (Christian Fathers) and Buddhist Monks. Instead of donating money on Ashrams and Temples, donate it to the poor street boys who have no food and shelter. If God exists everywhere, then why your mindset should keep God confined within the four walls of temples, mosques, churches and monasteries. If you are too superstitious and orthodox, then you are prescribed to watch, “OH MY GOD!”