YEH JAAWANI HAIN DEEWANI !!!

Banno re Banno meri, chali sasural ko, ankhiyon mein paani de gayi, re kabira maan jaa, re fakira yun na jaa, aa jaa tujhko pukaare teri parchaiyan. Memories are like chains and you never know when it will pull you back. After receiving the marriage invitation card of Aditi’s wedding, Naina became nostalgic. Yaadein mithai ke dibbe ki tarah hoti hain. 8 years ago, inside a shopping mall, a little boy confirmed that the legs of that girl are not so hot. The name of that girl was Aditi Mehra and she met her school friend inside that mall after a long time. Naina Talwar was always good in studies, but Aditi was not so. Aditi told Naina that she is going to travel to Manali with Avinash and Kabir Thapar. Aunty! Take it easy! Aditi left a card of makemytrip.com inside the mall.

Kyon class le rahi hain bechariyon ki? De de jawab! Bunny was doing the Internship in a Travel Channel. Kahan hain yeh Argentina? Tu le ke jaayega mujhe wahan? Of course! Meri jaan. I have two children! Par uske baapon ka naam mat poocho. After a few moments, Mohini came to steal the show. Barkhurdaar! Husn ka majaak na udhao, kahi yeh husn ke haaton tera majaak na baan jaye, manchala hain, khubsoorat hain, magar ladka hain tu, tujhe ladkon aur mardon mein fark kaun samjhaye? Ladke o ladke, kahan se aaya hain re tu, pyara hain sakal se, akal ka maara hain re tu? Haan jwal gayi, haan jwal gayi, mere baton se tu jwal gayi; haan khal gayi, haan khal gayi, mere beparvai khal gayi. Tere pe breaking news mera ghagra; Baghdad se le ke Delhi, Gaya, Agra. 

Agar waqt pe soh jaoonga, tumhari shakal kab dikhoonga. Trekking expedition to Khipsi Pass, 16,000 feet above sea level! Bunny never liked his stepmom and that juice. Senior Mr. Thapar gifted a nice travel bag to Kabir. Ma! Don’t freak out. Scholar Naina of the same batch of Modern school was going on a trip alone for the first time. That’s why; she kept an idol of Bhagwan Ganpati with her. Toh ab chal, kuch nahi hoga, bahut maja aa gaya. Knife nahi hain; bananas laane teh. Lara was the hottest chick inside the train compartment. Tere baap ke sandwiches hain kya? They played the game, I NEVER. Arrey! Naina, tum toh biology ke student ho, phir bhi nahi dekhi? Naina kept on answering the questions by saying NO. Bunny’s heart discovered a precious girl on that night. It was not an easy task to wake up Aditi. Arrey! Tu boli thi, peechle jumme ko, ki chumma doongi agle jumme ko...Jumma chumma de teh. Naina was carrying a book of Neuroimmunology with her in the Manali trip!

Bunny had allergy with the concept of marriage. Who the hell wants to eat the same food everyday for so many years? Shaadi ke basic concept mein hee jhol hain, so, after doing for 5-6 times, don’t marry anyone. Only 5-6 times! Agar bacche chaiye toh? Usse shaadi se kya lena dena; woh tum abhi baana sakti ho! They had some problems with some local goons in a small market area of Manali. Naina utilized her brain at the right time to get out of that place. Sumer, the tour operator of makemytrip.com divided the trekkers into two teams. Whichever team wins will have a comfortable time during this camp. Bunny was busy in rubbing the hot legs of Lara, whereas, Naina was on her mission to win the trekking. Tumhari jaisi ladki se toh flirt nahi kar sakta naa; tumhari jaisi ladki flirting ke liye nahi, ishq ke liye baani hain aur ishq mere sehad ke liye accha nahi hain. During flirting, Bunny tied her legs and won the trekking competition. Naina was a shy and studious girl in school and Bunny was very extrovert, cool and entertaining boy in school. Just be; what you are and be happy. Ek ankahi si dastaan kahane laage; suhanallah, joh ho raha hain, pehli dafaa hain, wallah. There was once a temple of Bhairon Devi at Bhuta Mountain. If you wish anything on that Bhuta Mountain on a full moon night, it will come true. Hey! Boss! Aditi loves Avi, but that Avi is a duffer.

The two tired trekkers relaxed a bit. Naina liked the taste of lugdi. Bunny told her about his dreams to travel to every corner of the world. 22 tak padai, 25 pe naukri, 26 pe chokri, 30 pe bacche, 60 pe retirement, aur phir maut ka najaara. Dhaath! Aisi ghishi pithi life thodai jeena chahta hoon. Some people love to enjoy a life full of thrills, adventures and excitements. Both Naina and Bunny studied in the same batch of same school, but, they were not friends at that time; but, Naina fell in love with Bunny now. See the fun! That’s the beauty of love! After reaching at the top of Bhuta Mountains, Naina wished to get Bunny only for her lifetime. Miss Talwar was completely in love and love breaks all the rules. Holi hai! Happy Holi! Itna majaa kyon aa raha hain, tuney hawaa mein bhaang milaaya....balam pichkari joh tune maari, ke seedhi saadhi ladki sharaabi ho gayi. Avi was searching for caps in Bunny’s bag while with a girl inside the bus, but, was stunned to see a scholarship letter for studying Journalism at North Western University of Chicago. Well; everyone has to grow up one day. Tumhe dar bhi laagta hain? Zindagi badal rahi hain naa! Naina failed to propose about her love to him. Mujhe usse jitna pyar tha, use kai jyaada usse apni khwabon se tha.

Riyana Sarai was the anchor of Fox Traveller Channel and Bunny used to shoot the videos. Kaal pe sawaal hain, jeena filhaal hain, E-lahi mera jee aa eyaa e. Pata nahi kyon Kabir, aaj tu ghar ki yaad dila raha hain. Riya, kahi pouchne ke liye, kahi se nikalna bahut zaroori hota hain. Riya was aware of Kabir’s character. That’s why; she recommended Kabir’s name as an anchor for some upcoming reality travel shows in Paris, Tokyo, Istanbul and Berlin. Tu andar jitna harami hain, tu shakal se utni hee sharif hain. Say yes! Babe! Kabir accepted the offer. Aditi had a plan B. By seeing the video of Aditi, Bunny decided to attend her wedding in Udaipur, Rajasthan from 20^th December 2012 to 25^th December 2012. Kya jaldi jaldi bade ho gaye hum!

Avi, the gambler always used to lose. Taran was slightly a funny character. Avi’s suits got wet. Kahate hain ki shaadi karne ka koi sahi waqt nahi hota, par jab karlo baash tabhi se tumhara boora waqt suru ho jaata hain, badtameezee ek bimaari hain, jab tak budafa nahi aata, thoda badtameezee kar lete hain.  Badtaameez dil, badtameez dil, maane na; ei meri baat teri baat, jyada baatein boori baat...aaj saare chand tare ban gaye hain, zid pakar ke khara hain dil, chorh jaaye na. Kabir went for a tour in a hill station where there were no mobile towers. Bunny’s dad died on Monday, but, he got the information on Saturday. Avi started thinking that Kabir is a very selfish guy. This new Bunny forgot to laugh heartily. Gudia re Gudia tera Gudda pardeshiyan, tere guzrein deeno se laaga tere waasta. After seeing an SMS in Naina’s mobile handset, Bunny thought that Naina has a boyfriend. 

Avi and Bunny started fighting with each other, though Aditi resolved it at the right time. Taran drank the tonic and danced well with Lara. Now it was time for Naina and Kabir. Tere liye hee toh signal thorh tharh ke, aaya Delhi wali girlfriend chorh charh ke. Slowly and steadily, after spending some time with Naina, the traveller realized the need of a life partner in his life. Avi watched all the episodes of Bunny’s program. Tera show hain Bunny, kaise nahi dekhta! Avi didn’t want money; he just wanted accompany of a friend. That’s a very high-esteemed friendship, you see! Aditi loved Avi, but, Avi didn’t. Taran loved Aditi too much. Simple hain! Kuch logon ke saath sirf waqt bitaane se hee sab sahi ho jaata hain. 

Bunny insulted Vikram, though Vikram was not her boyfriend, but friend only. Naina didn’t want to spend more time with Bunny because she was scared that she may fall in love with Bunny again. Mujhe tumse pyar ho jaayega, phir se; aur tumhe nahi hoga, phir se! Kabir answered all her questions with a romantic deep kiss. Naina was a simple girl who wanted to live a simple life. Miss Talwar requested Kabir to stay back in India and settle down here with her. But, it was very hard for Kabir to walk on the opposite path of his dreams. Kaisi teri khudgarzi, na dhoop chune na chaayon, tair liya tu saath samandar, phir bhi sukha man ke andar, kyon rahe gaya; re kabira tu maan jaa, re fakira tu maan jaa, aaja tujhko pukaare teri parchaiyaan. Bunny’s dad was always proud of Bunny because Bunny always used to live his life according to his own terms and Bunny’s stepmom confirmed that to Bunny. 

On the night of 31^st December 2012, Naina was feeling lonely at her house. Kabir came to her house to enjoy the New Year Eve’s party. Aditi and Taran were about to board the plane to go for honeymoon. Avi was at his bar on 31^st December 2012. Kyon karna chahti ho mujshe shaadi? Kyon ki mujhe faansa diya hain tuney. Main abhi bhi wahi sapna dekh raha hoon, par doh ticket pe. So, finally, two love-birds tied the holy knot. Hearts always win over brains in a true love. The countdown begins; 5, 4, 3, 2, 1....Happy New Year of 2013. After all; one has to appreciate that “YEH JAAWANI HAIN DEEWANI”.