BOSS !!!

In the Mahabharata kingdom of ancient world, the Pandavas fought against the Kauravas in a place called Kurukshetra which is situated at the banks of Saraswati River in Haryana state of India. So many centuries passed, the styles of war strategies changed, but, the battles still continue in Kurukshetra. Taauji was the Transport King of Kurukshetra. His main business was to take the contracts to kill bad people. He was popularly known as Big Boss in Kurukshetra. One day, while on the way to Mirzapur, the Big Boss was in a great trouble, when lallan acted as a traitor and planned to kill him along with Dusshant. Main bhool gaya tha lallan ke chawal mein bhi kankaar hobe. The boy who drank the coconut water saved the life of Big Boss by utilizing the coconut at the right time. Jeeo itna ki zindagi kam parh jaaye, haaso itna ki rona muskil ho jaaye, gusse ko thokh doh, aur haste haste goondon ko thok doh. Big boss renamed that young boy.

Satyakant Shastri was reading the news headlines of a newspaper which was 15 years old. Shiv started beating up some college students as they were trying to do ragging on the newcomers of the college. Jorawar Singh was not so an efficient Sub-Inspector of Delhi. Bhanje! I am injured. Go and play the role of Jorawar Singh for 3 days as a security guard for ACP Ayushman Thakur’s younger sister. Oh! I met Ankita before in the Inter-College festival at Jaipur last year. Vishal, the son of the Home Minister, Pradhan; had a desire to marry Ankita Thakur forcefully. ACP Ayushman Thakur never keeps any witnesses alive. Maut se kyon bhaag rahe ho bhai, maut ko yun hi log badnaam karte hain, taqleef toh zindagi deti hain. Kachra clear, apna record bhi clear. Arrey! Yadav, Galaxy multiplex ke CCTV cameras ke footage maangbao.

Ankita, some decisions are made by heart only. Oho! Ankita and Shiv started getting attracted towards each other. Doh lafz ki hain, baat ek hee hain, kyon darmiyaan phir ruki ruki, kahe bhi naa paye, rahe bhi naa paye, kyon bebajaah hain, yeh bewasi, tum mein hum hain, hum mein tum ho, kismoton se milte hain doh dil yahaan, har kisi ko nahi milta yahaan pyar zindagi mein, ab bol de tu, ya bol doon mein, kab tak chupaye yeh bekhudi. Shiv was put behind the bars. Satyakant was totally humiliated by the Police Inspector. Arrey! Saala! Filmy emotion! Chot yahan, dard wahan. Paani kitna bhi thanda ho jaaye, aag bhujane ke liye kaafi hota hain. To tackle a poison, you need another poison. Har waqt, har pal, tujhse takraane chattan aa raha hain. Mere bete ke liye tujhse ladne, tera baap aa raha hain.

Arrey! Hum rocking kursi saath liye ghumte hain. Aapne ko kya! Aapne ko sirf paani nikalna tha; beech mein mat bol. Trilok, music bajaa, taaki hum inh logon ka band bajaa saakey. The poor farmers thanked Surya. Trilok always suffered from cold and cough. Saturday ko only gaana bajaana. Zee TV Channel started showing video footage of the inhuman activities of a policeman. Minister Pradhan didn’t want to take any chance before the election. That’s why; he decided to murder Shiv by a third party. The cop was searching for Bajrang, but, that cop was also beating Bajrang as per CCTV footage. The Tamil person came with a murder contract of a school teacher and got totally banged. Long time back, a little boy scored a goal and got beaten up by Rajan. The elder brother of that little kid gave a tight punch to Rajan. The school master apologized in front of everyone on behalf of Surya. Surya and Rajan again started fighting the next day. Satyakant locked up both Surya and Rajan. Who actually murdered Rajan? After 3 years, Surya came back to his village. Dushmani khatam karne ke liye, pehle dushman ko khatam karna jaroori hota hain. Kaale rang pe koi bhi rang charah doh, uska rang kaala hee rahata hain. Satyakant ordered that boy to get out of Dharamkunj village.

The Big Boss accepted a new contract. Iswar Allah jitney bhi rab hain, noor tera, tujh mein hee sab hain. Surya was too emotional to see his dad after a long time. The school teacher gave a new contract to the Transport businessman. Trilok found that the photos of two contracts are the same. Iska matlab Big Boss ko chuna lagaane wala aur koi naahi! Ab Delhi door nahi. Ayushman Thakur, aa raha hoon, thaare janambhoomi ko, thaare maranbhoomi bananey. Verma ki aulad was given a real gun with one bullet to shoot Bittu. Vishal controlled the situation. Woh Shiv ko maarega, aur iske qatl ke ilzaam mein woh faash jayega. Ankita was instructed to watch the new TV channels of Tata Sky only. Abbey! Glucose ke biscuit, it is a jogging Truck, not a jogging track. The drop of sweat created a power plant. Release Shiv by withdrawing all the criminal charges against him, then I will kill him outside the jail. Dad! Shiv escaped from Surya. Jhaara toh nahi, daddy, par jhaar ugaa diya. Hum na chorey, torey, phorey; jo bhi hum se panga le, ishq toh hum karte hain, aapne hee hisab se, humse na yakeen ho toh puchlo janaab se, hum toh chale jhoomte, dayein bayein ghoomke, masti full on re, rokega kaun re, arrey khatam nahi hua, dhol peeth le, guitar baja le Jackson ki aulad, apni toh seedhi saadhi si philosophy, khate peete mauj mein kaate yeh zindagi, humne hee toh ladkiyon ka dil dhadkayaa.

Minister Pradhan’s goons got beaten up in front of Mr. Pradhan itself. Contract cancel, advance wapas. New contract signed with advance money about the marriage of Shiv and Ankita. Apna wasool kahata hain, chahe rishta toote, par contract kabhi na chootey. Josh nahi, hosh se kaam loonga, sahi samay pe sahi patta daal ke. Jabbar and his men tried to kill him in front of Baba’s dargah, but, alas, Jabbar got transformed into a street beggar. Some MLAs of Mr. Pradhan’s political party were found with call girls inside the hotel rooms. Shiv and Ankita met each other at a party. Aaj bottla khullan doh, daaru saaru peellan doh, whisky ka peg laaga ke, saari duniya bhullan doh, sunlo saare duniyawalo, jitna bhi tum jor lagaa lo, karenge party saari raat, aunty police bula legi, phir bhi party yun hi chalegi, party all night. Surya liked a hot chick in that party. As per the victim’s statement, the boy drove 142 kilometers far away from Delhi to rape her brutally. Tu nahi janta rape kitna bada crime hain, jail nahi, lambi jail milegi, insaan hote huye bhi, kutte ki zindagi jeeyega. Yeh Dimple hain meri setting, roj raat ko soti hain meri saath. Kapde tere phatenge, nanga woh hoga. Big Boss told the ultimate brutal truth to Satyakant. A bomb got installed at Vishal’s ass. Shiv got released. Nandu Plumber from Aurangzeb Road, Delhi diffused the bomb. Raghunath died in the road accident. Big Boss and Satyakant survived luckily. A battle started at Kurukshetra. Finally, who won the battle of Kurukshetra to emerge as the real “BOSS”?