Sunday, December 22, 2013

DHOOM 3 !!!



The Loan Account of ‘The Great Indian Circus’ in Western Bank of Chicago became a Non-Performing Asset (NPA) for the Bank. On 1st December 1990, the employees of Western Bank of Chicago came to see the Circus. Mr. Anderson was not too impressed with the Circus. Mr. Haroon Iqbal Khan was given only 5 days to repay the outstanding dues. Apni ijjat apne haath mein hote hain hamesha. Yeh Circus meri zindagi hain aur tum chinh rahe ho isse. Bankwalo, tumhari aisi ki taisi. Someone pulled the trigger. Who watched the entire scene while hiding inside the box? Who started the journey towards heaven on 1st December 1990?

On a fine morning, a gentleman woke up to wear a black cap and uttered poetry. Bande hain hum uske, hum de kiska jor, ummeedo ke suraj, dheere dheere charo oar, iraade hain faulaadi, himmati har kadam, apne haaton kismat likhe, aaj jwale hain hum. The beggar sitting in front of the main gate of Western Bank of Chicago didn’t experience rainfall or snowfall but the US Dollarfall. The chase began. We got him. The biker showed the circus on the rope with the bike. Oh! Captain! You are never going to believe this!

The Tamil anti-socials of Ammanagar were not so easy to handle. But, the two cops tackled them well. The Great Indian Circus re-opened after a long time. Main ghar aa gaya, papa. In an American airport, Victoria received both Jai and Ali. Ali Akbar liked Victoria Williams, a female cop of Chicago Police Department. Sahir Khan was searching for a special girl for the circus. Ladki aisi ho jisme kuch kar dikhane ki aag ho; josh aur dher saara paagalpanthi. Aisi ladki baani bhi hain? Pehchaan ne wali ki najar chaiye. Aalia forcefully requested to participate in the audition. 5 minute mein agar ek second ke liye meri najar tumse haati, then out. Aalia started dancing like an Asian Goddess. Mere mahiya sanam janaam...kamli kamli mere yaar di...har shaam tera alam. Aalia got selected.

In the secret meeting, Mumbai ACP Jai Dixit pointed out that why two big robberies happened within a year in different branches of the same bank? Was there any big enemy of the Bank? We are Bankers; everybody hates us. In a press interview, Jai tried to provoke the clown thief. Mr. Khan met the cop and told him about Chupchap Charlie, a strange character of a Circus. Western Bank of Chicago implemented a new security system. Clown banna bahut serious kaam hota hain, bahut serious; kyon ki maskare ka khel dhoke ka khel hota hain. Aaj Circus ka pehla show hain. It’s Showtime! Be Alert! Again, the US Dollarfall took place in front of a branch of Western Bank of Chicago. The cop hanging from the helicopter fired a 9 mm length bullet at the back –body of the biker. But, the body scanner found no trace of that bullet on Mr. Khan’s body.

Samar fell in love with Aalia. The two Mumbai cops were told to go back to India by Mr. Anderson. Your services are not required anymore. But, Jai and Ali decided to solve the case. Aaye toh teh sharafat se, par jayenge toh dhoom machaake. Mr. Dixit found a new clue. Samar made friendship with a stranger. Jai requested Ali to concentrate on the investigation. Kaam ka socho, kaamsutra nahi. An old man took out some valuable things from his safe custody in a branch of Western Bank of Chicago. The bearded man applied the theory of Divide and Rule by utilizing Samar. Samar went for a date with Aalia. But, Sahir played a nice trick on Jai. Mr. Jai Dixit, tu toh jukaam ki tarah peeche lag gaya yaar. Circuswala hoon, sirf aankhon ko nahi, maut ko dhoka dete hain, roj. Husiyaari, tarqeef aur dhoka; teeno mil jaaye toh log usse jaadu samajhte hain. 

The SWAT commandos entered inside the Head Office of the Western Bank of Chicago but came out of the building due to the gas effect. The two persons wearing the uniform of SWAT commandos completed their task. The bomb blast completely devastated the Head Office of the Western Bank of Chicago. The cops started chasing the thieves. Bhai, isko bhool jaao. Isko pakar nahi sakte; confirm. Raat choron ki hoti hain; bhaagne do, subha hamaari hogi. Ek patta mere paas bhi hain. Victoria, I need choppers and SWAT commandos at sunrise. What type of a deal was made between the cop and the thief? Did the cops succeed in catching the thieves? Did Khan Brothers succeed in taking their sweet revenge? What happened to Mr. Anderson’s Bank? To know the answers of these questions, just enjoy the Bollywood film, “DHOOM 3” featuring Aamir Khan, Abhishek Bachchan, Katrina Kaif, Uday Chopra and others.

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