GRAND MASTI !!!

The three students were in their final year in the Shri Lalchand University of Technology and Science (SLUTS) College and they gave some good advices to their junior fellows. A for Apple, B for Ball and C for Cat in School levels; but, in College level, what does A, B and C stands for? Rose Madam was the sexiest teacher of the Lalchand University. Rose was licking the ice cream and some cream fell on her soft valleys. Meet Mehta, Amar Saxena and Prem Chawla felt hot as Rose was cleaning up the cream with fountain water. Marlow was deeply in love with Meet. Arrey Bechari! Itni saal se apni pyaar ka naariyel le ke tere peeche ghoom rahi hain; ek baar straw daal ke paani pee le. Woh naariyel nahi neebu hain. Toh neebu paani pee le. Hardik liked a chick on his last day at the campus. Never fear, when Hardik is here. Hardik installed the cap on the umbrella. Robert Pereira was the new Principal of SLUTS. Robert made a new rule that not a single boy of that College is allowed to love or flirt any girl inside or outside the campus. Aapne mujhe kyon maara? Kyon ki all crime is a kind of a disease and should be treated as such. Hardik was hanged on a tree and then Robert pulled down Hardik’s pant to make Hardik completely naked in front of everyone. Isse kahate hain naam bade aur darshan chote. Hardik was then sent to a mental asylum! After seeing University Principal’s cruelty, Meet, Amar and Prem were feeling lucky as it was their last day in the campus. At least; Meet, Amar and Prem were lucky to enjoy their college life fully as at that time, there was no cruel Principal like Robert Pereira. Bechare Students! Ab agle paanch saalon tak unki College life toh hell ban jayegi. Lekin College chorh ne ke baad bhi hamare life College ke tarah hee honge. One big party! 

Six years later, Amar was shaking the milk for his baby, Pappu. Apne thik se heelaya? Haan Mamta! Maine bilkul acche tarah heelaya. Aise bhi jab se Pappu paida hua hain, main heelane mein expert ho gaya hoon. It was really a very hectic job for Amar to handle Pappu. Meet used to work in an office where his wife was his immediate boss. Was Unnati doing a blowjob with her boss inside a cabin of Quantum Group of Companies? Sir! peechle baar se kitna bada ho gaya hain. Sir! Kaash mein iske saath roj khel paati. Jee karta mein isse khaa jaaoon...umm. Kela khaiye, Sir! Ab mein samjha, Madam aap se jyada Suck Cess Full kyon hain? Why Meet kicked his wife’s boss? To open a Savings account in a Bank, every customer has to fill up an account opening form abiding by the KYC norms. In the Sex Column of the Account Opening form, a customer wrote, ’Twice a Day’. Prem shouted at that new customer. Arrey! Sex Male ya Female likhna hain, kitne baar nahi. An old uncle was watching the breast of a hot lady that the dacoits entered inside the bank to loot the bank. While watching the seduction of that hot chick, the bank employee’s natural springing asset touched the red coloured button to signal the bank alarm sound. Prem’s wife, Tulsi used to be so busy in household works that Prem was not getting the desired ‘prem’ he actually deserves. Don’t wear any fancy underwear in front of a pussy cat; otherwise, that cat may bite you at your sensitive portion of the body. In the program, ‘Sansani’, the anchor was giving some terrified information. Nange gang ka nanga naach, apni nangi aankhon se dekhiye, jisne desh bhar mein dahasat ka mahol payda kar rakha hain. Meet felt concerned about his wife after watching this episode of ‘Sansani’ program. What happened to the BMW car which was gifted to Unnati by her boss? The cat’s condition deteriorated. Meri pussy male nahi, female hain. Meri pussy ne tumhara kya bigaara tha? Haan! She always let you play with her pussy. The Wishing Well was of no use for Amar. Why the thief thanked Amar? Meet, Amar and Prem were feeling frustrated in their married life.

To celebrate the 25^th Anniversary of SLUTS College, all its ex-students have been invited for a reunion at the campus along with their respective spouses, if any. Unnati, Tulsi and Mamta were so busy in their other works that they were not interested to participate in the reunion. Meet, Amar and Prem came to the college campus. Oh! My God! All the girls were wearing traditional clothes to cover up their bodies. No miniskirts, no western outfits. The fear factor of Hardik incident still existed in the college campus. They met Rose madam. Kya dekh rahe ho Prem? Mat poocho, peechle chaye saalon se ish college ke har nal ka paani sookh gaya hain. Na jaane kab phir se paani ki boondein tip tip barsenge. Na jaane kab phir se sab kuch wet hoga. Prem started having incest towards his college teacher, Rose. Rose told her student to report at her private tuition at 9 PM. Marlow became too hot with bulging silicon valleys. Meet got attracted to Marlow. Meri toh bahut badi doodh ki factories hain. Marlow invited Meet to have a visit of her milk factories and to drink milk for free of cost at 9 PM. The Crow, Kalia was keeping strict vigilance on them. Amar got Mary to enjoy. Opener nahi hain kholne ke liye. Main khol ke doon. Dijiye. Lijiye.

At 9 PM, three men were enjoying three women inside a house, though, it was not a gangbang. Robert raided the house when Meet, Amar and Prem were about to fire the whitish fluids from their respective rocket launchers. Robert Pereira was the hubby, elder brother and real daddy of Rose, Marlow and Mary respectively! The Principal chased the boys. Unnati, Mamta and Tulsi came out of the airport at the right time for their respective husbands. Aab Rose, Mary, Marlow ho ya Marlow, Rose, Mary ho; kya fark parta hain? Rose, Mary and Marlow became good friends of Unnati, Mamta and Tulsi! Hardik sent MMS clips to blackmail the three playboys. After all; Hardik wanted to take the sweet revenge on Robert. Meet mixed poison in the bowl filled with soup. But, Robert could not drink that soup because the girls were heating up the thighs of boys. Unnati, Mamta and Tulsi understood that they failed to give more time to their respective husbands to satisfy their sexual desires. Ghar Deewaron se nahi, jasbaado se baanta hain. Mutton Biriyani and Chicken Tandoori are delicious, but, Plain Rice and Dal are always healthier and nutritious. Meet, Amar and Prem decided to eat the healthy foods cooked at home only. On the last night of re-union, Robert instructed his assistant to mix some medicines in the soup. After drinking the soup, all the girls and boys got attracted towards each other. 3 boys had to handle 6 girls. Ratio was 2:1. The wild party started. I got a rocket in my pocket. Oh! Baby! Come and launch it, so we can fly away now; get in the room and lock it. Let’s do it. Robert became furious after seeing some intimate scenes of Rose, Mary, Marlow! Rose confirmed that Robert was not an important hubby for her, but an impotent hubby. Iska gear neutral mein hee rahata hain. Did Robert forgive those three playboys? Did Hardik succeed in taking his sweet revenge? Why Rose, Mary and Marlow started stripping off their clothes on the terrace of a building? Did Robert’s rocket get cured from its impotency after seeing a hot nurse inside the hospital? It’s not a spring, boys. It’s the thing. Marlow got married to whom? Do you want to call at the mobile number: 929173314 to play Tic Tic Ghoda with Mary to have some “GRAND MASTI”?