SHAADI KE SIDE EFFECTS !!!

A married gentleman and a married lady became good friends inside a pub! The Hotel Manager was surprised to hear such a strategy of the married couple. Siddharth Roy gave some important tips to the married Hotel Manager regarding the married life. The double horizontal lines on the pregnometer confirmed her pregnancy. It is a common trend among lady professionals of India to abort their babies. Did that professional lady went for abortion to prove herself as a so called Modern and Feminist Girl of India?

Trisha Roy’s mom was not happy with Trisha’s decision. Actually, the senior Mrs. Mallik wanted Trisha and Sid to settle down both financially and mentally before taking the responsibility of a baby. Mili came into this new world. Sid was not as efficient as Trisha to control Mili. After becoming a mother, every woman’s psychology changes and tends to give more attention to their babies. Same was the case for Trisha. ‘Mili ki Maa ne Sid ki Wife ko haara diya.’

Trisha permitted Sid to attend his friends’ party. But, women’s psychology is as complex as Hebrew language. ‘Main chahti thi ki tum chaho ki tum naa jaao.’ Then, Sid decided to invite his friends at his house instead of going to his friends’ house. Boss! Imagine the situation! A striker of Manchester United scored a goal against Manchester City, but, there was no sound in the TV Set. Also, the fans of Manchester United were not uttering a single word out of joy. It was just the ‘Mili Factor’! 

Parents of Mili’s friends used to have conversation regarding the various types of potties of their respective kids.’Main bhi jab palak khata hoon, meri potty hari ho jaati hain aur agar usme corn ho toh; yellow and green, kafhi interesting combination hain.’ Trisha scolded her hubby for making such a comment in a party. The game was of the kids but their respective daddy became the players. ‘Who’s your daddy?’ Ranbir, the husband of Trisha’s elder sister impressed everyone as an impressive father of his kids. Sid felt jealous.

Trisha resigned from her job and decided to look after her children as a housewife. Sid’s income was not so good enough. But, Sid’s mind didn’t have the courage to speak out the brutal truth. Sid’s birthday cake was of Donald Duck, the favourite cartoon character of Mili. Oh! Sid! What a pity! Mili dominated on Trisha’s heart. Mr. Roy started feeling lonely in his married life. ‘Ahista ahista bilkul akela, ab toh aadat hain laagi khamoshi ki.’

On a fine morning, Sid went for a walk with little Mili. ‘Mili baba, ghode pe ghumne chaloge?’ Mili kept on enjoying the horse ride. The owner of the horse and the horse felt tired and frustrated. Sid enjoyed the football match fully. Was Sid lucky enough as Vishnu was not a kidnapper? Trisha was furious on her husband. The helpless guy went to an expert to take some advice about his married life. Instead of going to the airport, where did Ranbir go? Who came to deliver the mobile handset to a man at Westin Hotel?

Maintain a far away distance on the weekends from your wife to get more attention in weekdays! Does this formula work? ‘Happy married life ke liye chote chote jhuth bolne parte hain. Abbey o Mother Teresa, tune kabhi Trisha se jhuth nahi bola hain?’ Sid applied the same strategy and started living a life of a carefree bachelor person. Welcome to the Club! ‘Call me Mr. Lucky!’ Trisha became too caring after seeing such a tired husband after a few days. 

One day, the door of the house got locked. The next door neighbour, Sekhar, the employee of Technosoft, jumped from one balcony to the other balcony to open that locked door. Girls always get impressed by seeing some acrobatic skills. Sekhar impressed Trisha. ‘Sekhar; IT mein tha, par IT se jyada mere ghar mein tha.’ The married couple kept a maid-servant for a fee of Rs. 15,000/- per month. To reduce the operating expense, Sid shifted to a PG.

Manav liked the music composed by Sid. ‘Come on; dude. We are creative people. We are artists. Image is everything.’ Instead of driving the steering of Volkswagen four-wheeler, Sid started riding on the Royal Enfield two-wheeler. What! You stayed in a PG and Hotel as bachelor! What! You started riding a bike! Generally, a wife always regards herself as a strategic consultant of her husband. Sid didn’t consult about these things with Trisha. That was his only fault! ‘Bala Hari; Balihari; Harrry is not a Brahmachari!’

Trisha was feeling lonely as her hubby was not giving enough time to her. ‘Ghar se nikal kar toh dekho; koi na koi jaroor mil jayega.’ Trisha was attending yoga classes to stay fit. Why Manav got admitted to a hospital? Did the nurse recognize an Ad performer? What is the significance of that hot chick’s ear-rings in Ranbir’s bedroom? Was Trisha having an extra-marital affair with Sekhar? Did Mr. Roy get legally separated from his wife? To know all these answers, you need to watch, feel and analyze “SHAADI KE SIDE EFFECTS.”