UDTA PUNJAB !!!

‘Chitta ve!’ Kahan hain drugs di asli Hub? Welcome to Punjab! Inject the drugs in her body with an injection syringe and keep on raping her. ‘Thoda jaldi kar na yaar!’ Aasmaan se roti gira kya! The girl who was fond of playing hockey got a packet. Oye Gabru! Kaun kisko ‘fire’ kiya bhai. Punjab Police ki checking! Hai Rabba! Class V ke students bhi Punjab Police se accha checking kar dega checkpost pe. ‘London chala gaya!’ What was the Breaking News? ‘Tommy Singh arrested!

Vote for Barbell! Rajveer Singh (Pehelwan) ka naam suna hain kya? ‘Kilo! 3 Kilo!’ 1 gram of that product cost how much? Oye! Sartaj Singh, your own younger brother is also a gone case. Jab khud ke ghar mein aag laage hain, tab jaake mehsoos hua drugs ki aag kitni bhayankar hain. Take the help from Dr. Preet, please. ‘Aap ke jaisa banna chahta hoon.’ ‘Maa ko maar ke aaya hain tu, aab yahan gaana gaa raha hain. Sharam nahi aati.’

Conscience and Consciousness are required to fight against drugs! The bullet injured Tayaji’s left ear! Senior cop, Jhujhar was fond of spending nights with teen girls! It was time for some actions and sting operations.  ‘Drugs ki Maa di.’ Waheguru ke darbaar mein der hain; andher nahi. Opium is legally supplied to any licensed pharmaceutical firm only. So, maybe, a pharmaceutical company is involved in supplying opium illegally. Deluxe Pharmaceuticals!  Who the hell is Vikrant?

Yeh Fuddu kaun hain bhai? ‘Gaana gaa, yaa wapas jaa.’ ‘Pataa hain heroin kitni mehengi hain. Paise ke liye kisi ke saath shone padega.’ Who fell in love with Dr. Preet? Gabru met Bauria! ‘Go Goa’ hoarding is the landmark! Balli murdered whom? The hockey lover girl also killed someone! The pop singer used the hockey stick in style! A Member of Parliament is involved in drug business! Sartaj, can you forgive Balli? Jhujhar died! Bhaag Bauri! Bhaag Gabru! Yeh hain “UDTA PUNJAB”!