‘Ekbaar maine commitment kardi
naa, toh yeh meri bhi nahi suntaa.’ ‘Didi, jaldi aao, dekho jiju hil gaye.’ ‘Sir,
ghanta yahan nahi, wahan baaj raha hain.’ ‘Jiju, meri behen ko chorh de.’ ‘Tu
bank mein apne withdrawal ke baare mein soch, main chala ghar; deposit karne.’ ‘Thik
beech mein naa itna gehra ho gaya, aap dekhoge naa, aap ko bhi majaa aa
jayega.’ ‘Swasu maa, itna bhi mat dabaaiye, ki kisi ka dum ghooth jaaye.’ ‘Agey
ke entrance mein thoda jhaariya hain. Aap tension mat lijiye, aap ko pasand naa
aaye toh hum kaatva denge.’ ‘Kitne acche pakode hain, waah!’ ‘Yeh Doodhwari
kisi nakshe pe hain yaa nahin!’ ‘Nahi! Ekbaar aur!’ ‘Laathi tut gayi.’
Amar was fed up of his
mother-in-law. Prem’s saali was too hot and childish to handle. Meet’s saala
had the twin factor and Meet had to experience this twin therapy a lot. Amar’s
maid-servant was so hot and sexy! Three friends headed towards Doodhwari! ‘Sunny
leone kya, hum Sunny Deol ke film bhi nahi dekhte.’ ‘Tum log apni banduk e
chalao, nahi toh meri banduk chal jaayegi.’ ‘E teen bhale log tumhe surakshit
apna gaaon chorh denge.’ Welcome to Doodhwari! ‘Doh gaya kaam se, main bacha
Ramsay!’ ‘Yeh kahani Ragini ki hain. MMS nahi SMS. Simple Magar Sexy!’ Three
married men entered inside the palace! ‘Achanak aapki maut kaise ho gayi?’
‘Resham ka Rumaal!’ Oho! The lust
was in the air indeed. ‘Ekbaar aaine mein dekhlo.’ Three friends had a plan for
each other. ‘It’s working!’ ‘Lassi mein hee nahi, sandwich mein bhi tha.’ Time
for some hot moments! ‘Tera ishq ishq!’ The effect does not fade away so
easily. ‘Baansuri se piano baajaate huye dekha.’ Sapna, Nisha and Rekha came to
celebrate Karba-Chauth festival! Three married women cooked ‘Rangeela Chicken’!
Forget about breast meat and chicken legs! ‘Main noodles khaa leta hoon.’ Baba Antakshari
failed. Speak the truth and move the coin. Instead of Baba, came Babu and
created a romantic environment where they had “GREAT GRAND MASTI”.
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