Saturday, July 23, 2016

GREAT GRAND MASTI !!!

‘Ekbaar maine commitment kardi naa, toh yeh meri bhi nahi suntaa.’ ‘Didi, jaldi aao, dekho jiju hil gaye.’ ‘Sir, ghanta yahan nahi, wahan baaj raha hain.’ ‘Jiju, meri behen ko chorh de.’ ‘Tu bank mein apne withdrawal ke baare mein soch, main chala ghar; deposit karne.’ ‘Thik beech mein naa itna gehra ho gaya, aap dekhoge naa, aap ko bhi majaa aa jayega.’ ‘Swasu maa, itna bhi mat dabaaiye, ki kisi ka dum ghooth jaaye.’ ‘Agey ke entrance mein thoda jhaariya hain. Aap tension mat lijiye, aap ko pasand naa aaye toh hum kaatva denge.’ ‘Kitne acche pakode hain, waah!’ ‘Yeh Doodhwari kisi nakshe pe hain yaa nahin!’ ‘Nahi! Ekbaar aur!’ ‘Laathi tut gayi.’

Amar was fed up of his mother-in-law. Prem’s saali was too hot and childish to handle. Meet’s saala had the twin factor and Meet had to experience this twin therapy a lot. Amar’s maid-servant was so hot and sexy! Three friends headed towards Doodhwari! ‘Sunny leone kya, hum Sunny Deol ke film bhi nahi dekhte.’ ‘Tum log apni banduk e chalao, nahi toh meri banduk chal jaayegi.’ ‘E teen bhale log tumhe surakshit apna gaaon chorh denge.’ Welcome to Doodhwari! ‘Doh gaya kaam se, main bacha Ramsay!’ ‘Yeh kahani Ragini ki hain. MMS nahi SMS. Simple Magar Sexy!’ Three married men entered inside the palace! ‘Achanak aapki maut kaise ho gayi?’

‘Resham ka Rumaal!’ Oho! The lust was in the air indeed. ‘Ekbaar aaine mein dekhlo.’ Three friends had a plan for each other. ‘It’s working!’ ‘Lassi mein hee nahi, sandwich mein bhi tha.’ Time for some hot moments! ‘Tera ishq ishq!’ The effect does not fade away so easily. ‘Baansuri se piano baajaate huye dekha.’ Sapna, Nisha and Rekha came to celebrate Karba-Chauth festival! Three married women cooked ‘Rangeela Chicken’! Forget about breast meat and chicken legs! ‘Main noodles khaa leta hoon.’ Baba Antakshari failed. Speak the truth and move the coin. Instead of Baba, came Babu and created a romantic environment where they had “GREAT GRAND MASTI”.

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