'Aab toh humko marne se bhi darr nahi raha.' 'Hum nahi marenge.' 'Ek, goli khaa ke jaag gaya, aur ek, goli khaa ke soh raha hain, ajab ghar hain.' 'Hirni ka naram gosth phir se chahiye usse'. 'Hum aap ko proud feel karaana chahte teh.' Jaunpur ka bahubali kaun ? 'Shukla bhaiya zindabad !' 'Taqleef toh uski hoti hain joh peeche rahe jaate hain.' Lala didn't want the cops to have a smell of opium business. Loha jab hogi GARAM; tab taandav ka seema bhi hogi CHARAM. Golu and Dimpy were doing the repairs and maintainence of whose injured body ? 'Yahaan UP ke shaadi mein goli chal jaati hain.' Cops became cold blooded ! 'Bacchi ka pataa karo.' Aagla chunaav jeetna hain, toh violence ko kam karna hoga. Whose eyes were on Jaunpur ? '302 laagaane nahi denge !'
Yusuf got gunned down on the dining table. Sharad is more intelligent than his father, Ratishankar. 'Sharad se loyalty prove karwaa liye !' JP Yadav gave a 24 hours deadline ! 'Kutte ke maalik ko dost banaalo'. 'Qurbaani sipahi ki di jaati hain !' 'Baash apna waada yaad raakhiye'. The Chief Minister of UP accepted the deal. What happened to Lalit ? Cops got the foods ! 'Kahi badhajmi naa ho jaaye !' The Don was in a good mood but not his wife. 'Saala, NPA bann gaya hain.' They had a desire to meet their respective parents. 'Woh kya chuntaa hain, woh ussi ke haath mein hota hain.' Guddu ne phir se apne haathon mein gun utha liya. 'Paisa hamara, byapar hamara, aur badla aap ka.' Robin is expert in investment matters ! Lala got a new business partner ! 'Jagah hum bataayenge, neutral.' Whose teeth got delivered to whom by speed post ?
Kaun pet se hain ? 'Apna khayal rakhna.' Who saw whose medical report ? 'Guddu abhi bhi zinda hain.' The election rallies started. 'Laal phool, neela phool, Munna bhaiya beautiful.' Yeh Madhuri kaun ? 'Lok Swarajya Party Zindabad ! '#BhaymuktUP !' Bihar mein kaisi supply chahiye, Anarkali ya Jennifer Lopez ? 'Yeh saree utaar doh'. 'Phir se Raja ko bulaale ?' Who killed the doctor ? 'Ghayal jaanwar jyaada khatarnak hota hain.' A traitor was gunned down in the meeting ! 'Niyam wahi rahega.' Sharad gave a suggestion. Who introduced Nand Kishore to Babar ? 'Tittarr Bittarr' ! 'Gaana bandh nahi honi chahiye.' 'Woh afeem nahi tha.' 'Tumhara aasli naam kya hain, Nand Kishore ?' An encounter inside the bar ! Bhaukal ! 'Babar aab Guddu ke taraf ho gaya hain.'
Golu wanted more returns on investments within a short span of time. 'Yeh baash ekbaar bolti hain, phir thokh deti hain.' In loneliness, the nostalgia of romance haunts them as they both have lost their lovers. Beena went to her parents house. A deal done in Lucknow ! 'Humein sirf criminals ka address dena hain !' 'Wafaadaari badi kutti cheez hoti hain, Maamu; hum apni nibhaa rahe hain, aap apni nibhaaiye.' The widow enjoyed it after a gap of 18 months ! 'Rajneeti mein aadmi nahi, faayeda dekho.' Yeh Bihari Babu kaun hain bey ? 'Bihar mein aap ka swagat hain.' 'Thoda jhukna padega'. 'Bihar mein late kiya, toh kursi gayi.' Bahut dabdabaa hain Dadda Tyagi ka ! The truck got seized at UP-Bihar border ! One of the Tyagi twins accepted the business deal !
Munna aur Madhuri ka madhur milan ! 'Ish sambhog ko sanjog mein badal daalo.' 'Fire broke out at Tripathi's factory. Aag laagane aa gayo Guddu aur GOLU; aur udhaar aanewaale chunaav ka aakhri rally hain CHAALU ! Radheshyam ko Radhika milaa kya ? Sab Asset aur Liability kaa hee khel hain bhaiya. Nazaayez sambandh ko kardo zaayez. Ghazipur mein posta ka khet ! 'Koi andar ka hee hain.' Beena sent whom to rescue Babar. Simple wedding with tight security ! 'Humrey patni banne kaa koshish mat karo.' Akhandanand became a member of the new cabinet. 'Drugs ki business nahi karenge.' The lefty pony-tailed hairstyled person is Bharat and the other one is Shatrughan who started to like Gajgamini. Dimpy refused to become Ramakant's witness. Imran was ready to become the witness, but, Maurya waited to create a big trap for the big elephant. 'Power Raja ki nahi, Raja ko banaanewale ki hoti hain, baash nirnay apne haath mein raakho.' 'Crime inh logon ka roji roti hain.'
Munna Vs Madhuri continues ! 'Bahaar jaake sex kar liye, toh maaf kar denge; bahaar jaake dil laaga liye, toh maaf nahi karenge.' Opium in Siwan ! Dadda ordered Bharat to investigate. On Lippi's birthday, who killed her parents ? The truck collided with a VIP Car ! 'Ek hee kursi thi bhaiya, aab aap gaye toh hum baithe.' Dead body of a deaf and dumb witness in a water filled bath tub ! Both have common enemies but they are not friends. Lippi got adopted by whom ? Shekhu Naai ko kaun maara re ? Why Golu was so jealous on Shabnam ? PA Anand suspected something ! Zarina played a masterstroke as per a deal to have an entry into politics ! 'Yeh saazish hain mere khilaaf.' JP Yadav had no other choice than to resign from the 'Lok Swarajya Party'. Madhuri knew far better politics and she capitalized on it. Munna's wife became the new Chief Minister of Uttar Pradesh. 'Power aab shift ho raha hain.' A new competitor took birth in Tripathi dynasty.
'Hum se sex karoge ?' Why Gajgamini felt so frustrated ? Guddu appreciated Shabnam's love with lip locking activities. Who gunned down Maqbool's family members ? 'Goli kisika naam dekh ke nahi chalti hain.' 'Chalo yeh bhi thik hain.' Robin gave what information to Ramakant ? Ants have attacked the tiger beetle ! 'Time aa gaya hain, kyon ki family abhi weak hain.' Arrest warrant ! Ramakant understood Maurya's plan. 'Bhaago !' Bhaiyaji, aakhir baap toh baap hee hota hain. Ramakant had no other choice at that juncture. Lippi remained with Lala's daughter. Shatrughan got used by Gajgamini. 'Mama ko tum hee maaroge.' What happened to Junior Tyagi ? Who ordered Raja to kill Munna ? 'Hum wait hee kar rahete ki kab aap aapni aankh kholey.' In the firing round, one went to heaven, but the other one, went where ? Aasli shatranj kya Sharad hee khel raha hain ! Aab kaun baana naya King of "MIRZAPUR" ?
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