KAAGAZ !!!

'Jai Shri Ram.' 'Dharam yuddh hain aab.' 'Ram leela mein bhooth baanoge kya ?' Ram naam satya hain. 'Rukmani, hum mar gaye.' 'Tabhi toh phool kagaz ka laaye hain.' Bharat Lal of Amilo village of Azamgarh district of Uttar Pradesh wanted to take a loan from the bank. Mortgage loan ! 'Khalilabad mein hamaari pushtaini zameen hain.' Bharat's uncle played a trick as he has three sons ! Bhure Singh was his classmate ! 

Bharat Lal went to meet the Sarpanch. 'Saaiyan har dil ke sardar !' Letters after letters ! 'Lekhpal ke paas jaao.' Corrupted system, confusing procedures ! 'Badhai ho, badhai ho, ghar mein betiya aayi.' Rukmani became mother for the second time. 'Baah re vidhaata, kamaal hain tumhara viswaas.' Sadhuram got a new client ! Bhisham Singh could have easily killed his brothers, but, he became Pitamah by that time. 

'Hum chaand pe le jaayenge bail gaadi.' Asharfi Devi felt uneasy after reading the news headlines. Sonia and Pablo covered up the sad story. Who passed away ? 'Jab tak apradhi teh, tab tak zinda teh.' Yeh 'Kidnap Khela' kya hain ? 'Shashan, Prashashan sab khamosh hoyi gayile.' No  FIR ! No Arrest ! 'Hum sab mritak hain.' They formed an association. 'Akhil Bharatiya Mritak Sangha ! ' Widow pension ! 'Sarkar bidhvaa banabele, ki pati morey zinda re sakhiya.' 

'Sarkari daftar mein aisa hee hota hain !' Husband and wife got separated. 'Election ladh rahe hain Amethi mein, Rajiv Gandhi ke khilaaf.' Skeleton symbol ! 'Bahut bhaari ho gaya !' The Judge also became emotional ! 'Yeh tufaan se pehle ki shaanti hain.' What happened inside the Uttar Pradesh Parliament ? 'Yahaan system ke Raavan ka naa jaane kitna matha hain, kitna muh hain, kitna aankh hain; aur jab bhi koi muh kholta hain toh, gariv ki bali maangta hain, uska adhikaar chhinta hain.' 

The war is on against the corrupted system. 'Aitahaasik shabyatra !' They attacked Lekhpal at his office. 'Ek chingaari poore jungle mein aag laaga deta hain.' The Chief Minister of Uttar Pradesh finally did the ultimate rectification. The administrative record keeping system is itself too corrupted with poor vigilance in rural areas. 'Yug yug jiyo re Raja'; ek Bandwaale ne aisa bajaayeya band, ke uske saamne haar gaya ek jhoota sarkari "KAAGAZ".