MIMI !!!

'Bhagwaan ki leela toh dekho, keecharh mein kamal khilaa diyo.' 'Jaisa bhi ho, baccha toh baccha hee hain naa.' 'Passenger ko bitha liya, toh usse manzil tak chohre bina, hum wapas nahi laut teh.' 'Hot hain, lekin nahi soyega tumhare saath, mera husband hain.' 'Baccha aap ka, pet unh ka !' 'Hum ko maali ki naukri mil gayi, karne doh naah !' 'Baccha payeda karne ke liye kaun loan lega ?' 5 lakh ! 'Itne mein toh, main baccha payeda kar doon.' 

'Google Search' nahi, yeh hain 'Bhanu Search' ! 'Best maal nikaal ke detaa hoon chaliye.' John and Summer liked the 'Param Sundari'. 'Kabhi laage Monalisa, kabhi laage Lolita, kabhi laage Kadambari.' 'Aisi hee kyon, yehi mil jaayegi.' Money ! Bollywood dream ! 'Baccha bhatak jaaye naa, toh aur bhi jyaada dard hota hain.' Aab woh gaana toh aap ne sunaa hee hoga, 'Naa bibi na baccha, naa baap bada naa maaiya, the whole thing is that, ke bhaiya, sab se bada rupaiya.' Deal of 20 lakhs ! 

Two prallel red lines on the device ! The girl of Rathore family went for a shooting ! Naseeruddin ke gaari mein likha huya hain, 'Jai Shri Ram' ! 'Second hand hain.' 'Chand ko walk karne ki aadat hain !' Shama ke abu ko lagaa thoda jhatka ! 'Zohra Begam ka bahut ehsaan hain hum par !' The baby gave the first kick. The doctor did the whole blunder by predicting something ! The Americans give more priority to 'Quality' rather than 'Motherhood'. 'Hamaara hota naa, jaisa bhi hota, sarh pe le ke ghumte hum miyaan bibi.' 

The foreigners went back, and the desi dilemma started. 'Kaun hain iska baap ?' Atif saw him before ! 'Yeh toh musalman hain !' Pandey ji faash gayo ! When a woman becomes a mother, it is indeed a divine TRANSITION; the real beauty lies in the womanish nature of pure motherhood in India NATION. 'Kaun samjhe dard tere ?' 'Jaipur jaate jaate raaste mein hee baccha payeda ho jaayega.' Jab Bhagwaan ki kripa ho, tab woh medical reports bhi fail ho jaaye. 'Isse hum log 'False Positive' kahete hain.' Gora baccha ! Everyone was asking the question, 'Gora baccha kaise huya ?' 'Kapde ka chalk; morning walk !' 

Oye Man Singh ! Rahasya abhi bhi baaki hain ! 'Rekha ki pati !' After so much drama, the real truth came out. 'Aur yahaan toh Devaki bhi tu hain, Yashoda bhi tu.' Everyone started to love the baby boy. They saw Raj in a Facebook video !  'Pari aa gayi waapas apna tara lene.' Bhanu Pratap accepted the challenge. 'We are ready to fight.' A mother in need is a real mother indeed. 'She wanted a home, we wanted a child.' Ek 'Tara' joh chamka aasmaan mein, khush ho gaya sab log aur "MIMI".