Saturday, October 2, 2021

HELMET !!!

'Tu ne o rangeeley kaisa jaadu kiya !' 'Do not question unless you attempt it.' 'Kripaya dhyaan dijiye !' 'Ticket nahi, toh entry nahi.' Rupali's father wants a rich man to be his future son-in law. There is a difference between 3000 INR and 3000 USD. 'Mera yaar mera ho ke bhi, mera nahi hoya'. 'Ek toh Kanpur me hamesha curfew laaga raheta hain.' But, Minus understood the plan ! Bunty came to do loan recovery with his assistant Chotu. 'Neta waale sabhi gunn hain tumhari murgi o mein bhai.' Sultan became the third partner. 

Sonu gave the information ! Check the Checkkart boxes ! 'Bechte hain.' Shambu declined the offer. 'Inki bhi expiry date hoti hain ?' They picked it up from the street ! 'Iska matlab samjhte ho tum, chahiye sab ko'. To do market penetration, underline the word, 'Discount'. 'Ish bheerh mein bahut se log milenge.' The first customer has been spotted and now it is time to apply the marketing skills. 'Karyakram jyaada waqt tak chalega.' Now create the chain series of business. 'Haan Sunny ke awaaz toh laag rahi hain, lekin Deol ki nahi hain.' 

Supply the items at the right time at the right spot where the demand for those items are high at that moment. The American has no problem with his fiance ! You can do rapid business through Whatsapp group also. 'Naa chhutey mauka, mauka, mauka.' Bunty is suffering from a disease and realized its importance. 'Kyon ki yahaan par aana, uski zaroorat hain, par isko istemaal karna aap ki.' Rani made a request ! 'Bahut badi company hain.' Unemployment is also a big issue. 'Hum ish berozgaar o ko ehsaas dilayenge ki, woh berozgaar hain.' 

Any poster is a good marketing tool indeed.  New recruitment ! A secret social awareness campaign is going on, 'Saabdhaani haati toh durghatna ghati.' Fast track delivery service started to get more customers. Inauguration of 'Lucky Brass Band'. 'Arrey main toh Hero bann gaya, arrey mera band baaj gaya.' The cops chased them down and it became a hot news. The latest survey report by 'NAAP' showed positive results. Rupali started to love her lover more than before. Have a safe journey by wearing a "HELMET".

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