OMG 2 !!!

OMG 2 !!!

REVIEWED BY: ARINDAM SAIN

'Koi uska kya bigaade joh bhakt hain Mahakaal ka.' 'Bholenath ka main hoon Deewana.' 'Jai Shri Mahakaal !' 'Oonchi oonchi waadi mein baste hain Bhole Shankar.' 'Mandir praangan mein selfie allowed nahi hain.' 'Kaai hoyeeo Vivek ko ?' Doctor ko sab pataa hain ! 'Goli kisi aur ne chalayi hogi; take care.' Teen goli ! 'Handle with care !' Why was Romil jealous of Vivek ? 'Your future is in your hand !' The Biology teacher should not have ignored a question which was asked out of curiosity. Experiments started out of unnecessary frustration ! 'Lagalo yeh tel, khub chalegi Rail !' Zaheer confessed everything. 'Dost banne ki koshish karo.' Kamasutra ke desh mein itni pratibandhakata ! Shiv Linga ke puja kare hain lekin soch bichaar toh aagey na badhe hain. Leaving Certificate ! Mahalle walon ko toh mil gayi 'garam GOSSIP'; just say cheers and drink it sip by SIP. 

'Bhole Bhole, Sambhu Sambhu !' Koi saccha bhakt bulaaye, aur Bholebaba naa aaye, yeh kabhi ho nahi sakta. 'Neelakanthaya, Mrityunjayay, Sarveswaraya, Sadashivaya, Shriman Mahadevaya Namah.' A case got filed at the Police Station ! Woh nahi rukega, par roknewala jab Mahakaal khada hain aage, tab zaher bhi kadwa na laage. Jab tak ho ZINDA; hogi NINDA ! 'Rakh viswaas; tu hain Shiv ka das.' Migration to Shahjahanpur cancelled ! The legal war begins. 'Wahi de dijiye, joh aap sab ko dete hain.' The judge gave another date of hearing. Knowledge is power. Go back to the ancient Indian history which was mentally much more modern than this so called sick modern society at present. 'O yaara, ho taiyaar, ho taiyaar, yeh jag hain rann tera.' The courts are not under the 'Swacch Bharat' scheme or what ! Nyay ka mandir hain bhai, safaai honi chaiye har roz. Kanti Sharan Mudgal Vs Kanti Sharan Mudgal ! 

Why is the Salsa dance included in the school syllabus ?  The West learned from the East in ancient times and these fools still try to copy the West. Have you read 'Panchatantra' ? 'Main hee Kaam hoon'.  'Dharm, Arth, Kaam, Moksh, jish sanatan dharm ke chaar sthambh hain, usse aap ashleel kahe rahi hain !' Truck driver TATA company ke truck se accident kiya, toh case kiske upar thokoge ? The case got registered. 'Wahi bolo, joh samaaj ko sunne mein accho laage.' 'Damayanti Dhamaka' inside the Court ! 'Agar school wale thik se shikate, toh woh bhi yehi uttar dete.' Mahakaal has the solution of each and every problem. 'Saara jawaab, sawaal mein hee hota hain.' Aurat o ko aasan toh shika dewe hain go, lekin mard o ko aurat ke mann ke baare mein koi shiksha koi na shikaayo. Tel toh useless hain, aab aa gayo B.D Shah ka jaadui machine. Sab farzi hain. 'Yeh school wahaan nahi padayega na, toh yeh Viswa Vidyalaya taiyaar hai padhane ke liye.' 

Size does not matter, what matters is strength and stamina. How to teach the students in the classroom about this subject as we are neither in USA nor in Japan ! The court will resume after Shivratri. 'Satya hamesha nagna hain.' Purushottam Judge was so happy to see that the Court is House full as it is a case of an interesting subject. 'Chhape toh hain, lekin padhano nahi chaawe hain.' Bring back the Gurukul System of education where sex education was mandatory and normal. The British East Company not only robbed 'Kohinoor' diamond but also published 'Kamasutra' book in English throughout Europe too and made themselves modern, but, made an education system in India where sex education was abolished. Sarvoday International School had to follow the court order. 'Yeh Doctor nahi, Bhagwan hain'. Har Har Mahadev; this is all about "OMG 2".