3 IDIOTS

No, no, I am not talking about Harry and Shelley, who met each other at a wedding party, where the old wrist watch got its own significance. We will deal with that sweet love story, a little later. Before that, let me tell you the story of three students, Rastogi, Farhan and Rann-Chorh. Welcome to the Imperial Engineering College. What is so imperial about this college? The imperialistic value lies in the tagline of its students, which says, ‘Bhaiya, All is Well, Murgi kya jaane uska kya hogaa’. Norton Anti-virus is used to combat virus, but who will dare to tackle the Professor Virus of this college. Also, there are some students, who are too much studious and career oriented. But, committing suicide is not acceptable at all. Oho, I forgot to tell you people that the Professor Virus has an anti-virus protected daughter, whose name is Priya. Is Mona related to the boy, who committed suicide? Question marks are sometimes treated as deadly exclamatory marks. Three of you are cheating in the exam. This is just ridiculous. I will take strict actions against you people. Oops, that teacher doesn’t know the Roll number and name of these three students. So, the answer sheets got shuffled, by someone. Mr. Chatur is not so chatur. He is expert in mugging up everything and then he vomits it on the exam papers. Rann-Chorh has given a superb ‘balaatkar’ effect on ‘chamatkar’ and ‘Dhan’ has become ‘Sthaun’. Professor Virus became a virtual playboy, where he suggested everyone to take care of female ‘Sthaun’. Mr. Chatur is expert in his expressions and the audiences worldwide have really enjoyed it. This boy is too much brand conscious. As usual, the girl is also fed up with him. She opened the photo album and found Rann-Chorh dancing with her with the song of ‘Zoobi Zoobi, doobi doobi, jaisa filmon mein hota hain, ho raha hain hubahoo.’ Rastogi’s father is in serious condition. Rann-Chorh does not believe in Speed Posts, rather he acts like a Pizza Boy. Mr. Chatur challenged Rann-Chorh on 5^th September. But, Rann-Chorh always runs away from the competitive battlefield, because he believes in love, peace, harmony and humanity. Engineering College life is like a Theater, where the First and the Second Year are full of fun, comedy and entertainment, but it becomes dull, boring and emotional atyachaar when it reaches the Third Year. In the Fourth Year, there is a climax. For some it is good, for some it is bad. Well, the companies are going to visit the campus of Imperial College. But, these three students have nothing to lose, but only to gain, because they have always been a loser in their last 7 Semesters of engineering course. While drinking alcohols, they have decided that Rann-Chorh needs to propose to his beloved and then only, they will take their respective feasible actions. Mona heard the proposal of Rann-Chorh on Priya’s behalf, as she was sleeping on the window side of the bed. But, her child is expert in responding to the sentence ‘All is well’, but is that little child aware of the Rat race that exists outside its mother’s womb? In India, the education and social system is such that, when a child takes birth, then their parents start dreaming their baby boy as a future engineer and baby girl as a future doctor. On that night, all was not well with Farhan and Rastogi. The effect of Kingfisher Strong and Fosters Beer resulted into a superb pressurized nature call, which ultimately flooded the door of Professor Virus Villa. Next day, Rastogi started the Induction Motor and Chatur got the empty bottle of Rum inside the classroom. The Cocktail was too much for Rastogi, which ultimately resulted in his suicide attempt. But, Yamraaj listened to the song, ‘Jaane na denge tujhey’ and gave Rastogi another chance. On the other hand, Farhan got the offer letter to become the Wildlife Photographer. He convinced his father that the mental satisfaction is the ultimate key to live a joyous life. Money is immaterial for your holy soul, if you compromise with your in-born passion within you. Rastogi also cracked the job interview without wearing those superstitious rings. After all, clients of any company are not robots that any relationship manager needs to be diplomatic with them, without being frank. To safeguard Rastogi from his second suicide attempt, the question paper has been stolen. Rann-Chorh was about to get expelled from the college, but heavy downpour saved him. In this internet age, web-cam and video conferencing is beneficial to everyone. But, the customized inverter and the 0.5 level pressure of a vacuum cleaner can be expected from the brains of engineers only. Engineers always start thinking from that point, where the solution fails, because they believe that every solution is a chain series of several small solutions. Why everyone is crying? Has Mona delivered a dead baby? No, boss, it’s a modern baby, who gives priority to kicking on other’s back, rather than crying, because in this new world, all should become well. After several years, everyone is settled. But, where is Rann-Chorh? My goodness, how can Priya get married to that Brand conscious fool? Tie up Mr. Chatur at the backseat and keep on driving towards the destination. Oops, the ‘Jab We Met’ Lady deeply kissed the ‘Dil Chahta Hain’ Gentleman. The Primary School Headmaster has literally proved that people who are real achievers do not run after success, but it is the success that runs after their extra-curricular talents, educational qualifications and social achievements. By the way, who is this Phansukh Wangdu and why is Mr. Chatur worried about the future plans of his children? Anyway, I think as an Indian Imperialist, it will not be an idiotic decision to watch the Bollywood Blockbuster movie on ‘3 IDIOTS’.