VADH !!!

Masterji ! Mobile phone ke andar mazedaar, 'Manohar Kahaniyan' ! 25 lakh ka karza ! 'Agar karza liya hain toh, ghar aayega na Panditji.' Demand and supply problems ! Shortage of water ! 'Aagle janam mein, main Tulsi hee banungi.' America jaane ka kya zaroorat hain, sab kuch toh milta hain apne desh mein aajkal. Bittu still has a dream to go to America just like Guddu did. 'Yeh naam hota hain, Erika Mishra !' Panditji is very strict in his tuition classes. Phir chuha baach ke bhag gaya ! 'Hum billi nahi, Naina hain.' Shambhunath Mishra ne Guddu ko America bhejh toh diya, par bank ke loan mein byaaj jyada kat raha hain. 'System kaat raha hain, aur aajkal toh sab ka kaat raha hain.' 

Sarkari bank toh legal tarike se loan recovery karta hain par agar aap ne koi private company se loan le liya aur chuka na paaye, toh bahut samasya hain. 'Masterji, beyaaj sahi samay pe diya karo.' The cop is keeping strict vigilance on the moneylender ! 'Maamla ghar pe tha, toh tumhara tha, aab sadak pe hain, toh hamara hain.' Inflation is really a problem for any middle class person, but, still, little celebrations must go on. 'Chalo Billi aur tumhara birthday ek hee din mein hain, Happy Birthday.' Now, their eyes are on the housing property. 'Khaali karo isko.' The cop felt helpless in this case. Jab Police koi action na le sake, bhaarh mein jaaye desh ka kanoon, utha lo hatiyaar aur kar do waar. When a common man fights back, he is more dangerous than any underworld Don. 

'Aag jwala diya, accha kiya.' Brijesh Kumar got a new passport ! The policeman started the investigation. Kaun 'ek saheli ke saath aata tha' ? Sitaram took it lightly, it seems ! 'Main toh kaheta hoon, likho, kahaniyan likho kahaniyan.' Beta toh America jaa ke kisi kaam ka nahi raha, woh toh apne maa baap ke liye mar hee gaya samjho. 'Aab hum aur nahi aayenge yahaan.' Shakti Singh did the right thing ! 'Police ke wardi mein dakait !' Prajapati ka boss, Rathore aab sadega jail mein. Chalo yahaan se kahi dur chalte hain, mann ki shanti ke liye. 'Yeh ghar aab se Naina ka hain'. Paapi o ko sajaa dena koi paap nahi hota, punya hota hain; humne kiya nahi hain hatya, humne kiya hain "VADH".