Sunday, July 10, 2011

DUM MAARO DUM !!!

You are selected for studying in the University, but, sorry, your financial aid has not been approved. Naa aaye ho…naa aaogey, sham ki karaari chaaye…tum gaye ho kyon, raat baaki hain….Just enroll yourself to the world of sex and drugs, we will approve your financial aid. The bag is having the real thing though it is hidden in such a modern fashion that it could hardly be detected.

Way back, down the memory lane, the cop lost his beloved one as he was very dynamic in raiding all the sex and drug rackets in Goa. As usual, that cop has now become a deadly tiger. The culprit got caught and sent to the jail. Around 5 years back, there was a singer who used to sing ‘Te Amo’ (I Love you), with the tagline that if you fall in love, then truth may become false and vice-versa according to the situation. The air-hostess got arrested but there was a plane crash on the runway that exists inside that lover’s heart.

The boss of the racket was tensed and scared of that cop. The cop was in a mood to do the final encounter on that night. The air-hostess has been murdered and thrown at a beach, though before that she apologized and got some refreshment from her lover. Can you hear the song? Aaj mere liye train ka chain kheech raha hain…kaal mera skirt khichega…khichega ki naahi?…well…well…sometimes the skirts are so small, that you don’t really need to pull it down further. Jokes apart, the encounter has begun.

Oh! No! Are you people shocked to see the brutal truth inside that car? Dear friends, welcome to India. In India, very often you will find the protectors as predators. There is a myth that every story should have a happy ending, but if that story is based on a real life story, then you have to digest the brutal truth. The boss of the cop has been murdered by the singer. Have you read the headlines of any Goan newspaper? A man’s dead body has been found at the beach. Is it not the dead body of that boss of the racket?

The student luckily got back to the mainstream; maybe it is lady luck as he has a very lovely and pretty girlfriend. If you are in Goa, please try to protect yourself from sex of foreign chicks and deadly drugs, otherwise, you will keep on singing and experiencing the sensation of “DUM MAARO DUM”, which features Abhishek Bacchan, Bipasha Basu, Aditya Pancholi and others.

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