Sunday, January 20, 2013

HASEENA MAAN JAYEGI !!!



Bhai Sonu and Monu, now the time has come to grow up. Your dad, Aamirchand has done emotional atyachaar on both of you. Beware! Sonu has arrived in Goa. Are you getting cheap blank calls? Oh! Monu is one of the naughtiest guys of this planet. Hey, Monu, be careful, because her name is Ritu Verma. ‘Kunjabehari…kya baath hain tumhari…ekbaar milo toh sahi…phir ho jaaogi hamaari…’

Don’t give a pose, with a rose. Roses always have thorns. Hockey is the national game of India. Kunjabeheri ji, have you enjoyed those hockey sticks? The Mughal-E-Azam looked like the Pagal-E-Azam. Who slapped Bhoothnath? Why the Gorkha is shouting, ‘Saabji…Oooo Saabji…’? Oops! Bad luck for Premnath! Sonu has taken the necklace from him. 

Oh! No! Ritu is showing too much sympathy on a blind man. Ritu Madam! Mithai khaiye toh sahi…the blind man is not blind now. Who the hell wants to miss that type of a lovely hot scene! Arrey! Sonu, when you apologize to someone, it should look like an apology, yaar. Gurjarilal, your younger daughter has surely done a blunder by quarrelling with Sonu.

Jab Miyaan Bibi Raaji…toh kya kare Kaaji…Ritu has come back to home to act as a helping hand for the preparation of her younger sister’s wedding ceremony. Oye! Sonu, we are not aware of the fact that you have a Chacha also. On the other hand, Bhai is giving constant threats to your father, Aamirchand to get some money. Point to be noted that both Sonu and Monu tried to kidnap their own father and got trapped by their dad only.

Gurjarilal’s younger sister, Santho is having some infatuation towards Chacha ji. Kamaal karte ho yaar…pehle tu behen jaisi lagti naahi…aur tere itne saare bhai hain…Uff…in that age of 55 years, the Chacha ji fought like a lad of 25 years. Santho ji is too impressed. Sonu’s idea flopped for Monu. Gurjarilal has come to bail out Monu from the custody of Goa Police Department.

Quarrels often lead to love. But, it seems that it is not so easy for Monu in this regard. Patthar kaun maara bhai…Arrey re…arrey re…yeh kya hua…koi naa pehchaana…Santho ji has become young now after dyeing her hairs. Chacha ji, aap toh gayo kaam se…Ritu toh Ritu…ab sambhalo Santho bua ko. Gurjarilal has no objections to it. Baah! Monu has accepted the terms and conditions of his Chacha ji and is ready to get married to Ritu.

Bhoothnath apne aap ko James Bond samajhta hain…but, alas, his heart has broken now, as Chacha ji was hiding in Santho’s washroom and that too at midnight. Will Monu get married to Ritu? Will Aaamirchand feel proud of his sons? Will Santho be too lucky to get married at this age? Itna tension kyon leta hain bhai…Just watch Sanjay, Govinda, Kader, Anupam, Paresh, Aruna and others in David Dhawan’s “HASEENA MAAN JAYEGI”.

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