A policeman used to torture and harass the poor villagers in
a village of Maharashtra. The policeman used to work as a puppet in the hands
of those rich moneylenders. All those villagers used to work in Shastri’s
factory, but, as the level of torture became unbearable for Shastri, he just
signed on the legal papers of his land to sell that factory to those rich
moneylenders. On that night, Shastri and his family members committed suicide.
All the villagers became too angry on that Police Inspector. Did anyone die in
that jeep accident? The daughter of an honest policeman took a vow to make her
son, an honest policeman.
In Shirgaon village of Maharashtra, the son of a lady
auto-rickshaw driver had a dream to become an actor. Bharat ke dakshin mein kya
hain? Rajanikanth! Sir! Mein Khan kyon banoonga, mein toh Vishwas Rao banoonga.
Savitri admitted her son to a rural fighting club where the palwans used to give
training to the young boys about how to fight with others. The poster of the
film, Ajab Prem Ki Gajab Kahani got torn and a man jumped out from there to
rescue a girl from some villains. Due to some funny acting, Mr. Rao always
managed to get rejected from any exam of policemen recruitment. Chinta karne ki
koi baat nahi hain Sir! Yeh problem bhi bachpan se hee hain.
To attend the interview of policemen recruitment process, he
went to Mumbai, the city of dreams. Arrey! Sapna Guest house mein sab yehi
sapna le ke aate hain. Likhte likhte rahe gaya, yeh sab ideas mere dimaag mein
tha. Yogi Bhai never wrote any script but surely found a new bakra. Bada
sochoge, phir bada banoge. The policemen of Golchouki Police Station always
enjoy their duty period by relaxing inside the police station while listening
to some songs. Kajal, a social worker is like a terror to them as that lady
always complains about the anti-socials and some anti-socials surely have some
connections with the Policemen.
Under the instruction of Gundappa, some anti-socials tried to
kidnap Suman Thapa, the daughter of Chief Security Officer, Bhim Singh Thapa. Unknowingly,
Kajal took the help of a fake policeman. The fake policeman is a big fan of
Salman Khan. Yeh meri tarah kyon banega...main filmon mein policewala banta
hoon...yeh policewala filmon mein hero banega...Andaz Apna Apna Part -2 ka
narration chal raha hain...oi maa...Aamir ke saath phir se! What is this, Mr.
Depak Ghorpade? Your police officer saved that girl. The girl gave a wrong
photo to the photographer. Mr. Rao’s photo got published in the newspaper. Even
a banana can make you a hero. Bhaiye! Yeh Mumbai ki ladki hain...hee hee karke
baat karegi, jab line maarne jaaoge, toh doggy chorh degi. Khali peeli khali
peeli rok ne ka nahi, tera peecha karoon toh tok ne ka nahi, tu mere agal bagal
hain, main tere agal bagal hoon...saccha aashiq hoon mere ko tok na nahi, tere
doggy ko mere peeche chorh na nahi.
Yogi Bhai introduced the new boy to the film director.
Shabbo, swimming pool se tumhara bheega badan jaise hi bahar nikle! Sir! Main
pool se bahar kab aayoongi? The director said something wrong about Mr. Rao’s
mother and faced a problem. Vishwas showed his acting skills like an angry
young man. Yeh aankh nahi, camera hain. You are selected for the role of a bad
character. Savitri decided to visit Mumbai. Again, a new drama started. Padri
ho ke pairh choon raha hain batao. Maa ji, woh wala bag aapka hain kya? Isse
pehle ki yeh jhanda le ke lal qile mein charh jaaye, utaaro inhe! Coolie! Maa
ji, woh kaale peele bag aapka hain kya? Joint Commissioner Khare is very
impressed on that new police officer, though a fake one. Napolean is coming to
Mumbai to make the White Elephant mission successful. See! Ghodpade; it is hard
to recognize who is Madan and who is Mohan.
Vishwas played a trick to confuse both Savitri and Mr. Khare.
Savitri started thinking that Mr. Khare is a mad person and Mr. Khare started
thinking that Savitri is a mental patient. The fake officer rescued those minor
girls and some money from the Paradise Club. Slowly and steadily, the lonely
girl, Kajal started losing her heart towards Vishwas. Khwab hain tu, neend hoon
mein, dono miley toh raat baane, roj yehi maangu dua, phir meri baat baane...main
rang sharbaton ka, tu meethe gaath ka paani, mujhe khud mein ghol de toh, mere
yaar baat ban jaani. Savitri was shocked to see that her son is not a real
policeman. Due to high blood pressure, she got admitted to a hospital. The gang
doctor of Gundappa started playing the tricks. For the medical operation, you need
to pay Rs. 10 lakhs. Acche kaamon ke 10 lakh rupiye nahi milte Raja. Just bring
the CD from an agent who will be dancing as a member of a Hongkong Dance Party.
Uran Choo...mein chidiya firangi...ek, doh, teen, chaarh....dhaa dhaa dhaa teen
teen...dhating naach. Vishwas gunned down two cops in the encounter. Kajal,
please try to forget Vishwas now. Mere bina tu khush rahe zamaane mein...tujhe
mila kya mujhe yun rulaane mein.
Transfer those cocaine packets from that godown to our godown
to confuse the cops. Khare gave some gadgets to Vishwas earlier. The watches
are used like mobile phones and the mobile phone is used to emit a special
light. ISI utilized Napoleon to install some biochemical bombs in several parts
of Mumbai. Kajal had some other plans. Pehle woh kaam hoga, uske baad shaadi
hogi. Baah! Isko kahete hain insaaf, Jahangir ka insaaf. Sikho Ghorpade, isse kuch
sikho. Napoleon realized the presence of a traitor. All of them escaped from
Gundappa’s den. There was a detonator in that black bag to carry out the
biochemical bomb blasts in Mumbai. Savitri was surprised to see her husband
alive. Were they able to save Mumbai from those biochemical bomb blasts? Were
Napoleon and Gundappa arrested? Was Savitri’s dream got fulfilled? Did Vishwas
realize that the reel life heroes are not the real life heroes? Was Vishwas Rao
still enthusiastic to become an actor rather than becoming a policeman in an
entertaining Bollywood film, “PHATA POSTER NIKLA HERO”.
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