When he was a kid of 8 years old, he lost his parents. His
grandfather and grandmother took care of him and he also became a sweet-maker. His
grandfather was a die-hard fan of Sachin Tendulkar. On his grandpa’s 100th
birthday celebration, a cricket match of India Vs Pakistan was going on. Arrey!
Sachin 99 runs pe hain. Sachin gifted a catch to the Pakistani wicket-keeper to
get out on 99 runs. Dadaji aur Sachin dono hee 99 pe out ho gaye. As per Hindu
rituals, after death, the dead body of a human is totally burned in fire. The ashes
of that body are immersed in the holy river of Ganga. His grandfather had a
wish that his ashes to be immersed in two parts; one in River Ganga and one at
the sea waters of Rameswaram. As per Hindu mythology, Lord Rama made a bridge
at Rameswaram with the help of Lord Hanuman and his friends to reach the Lanka
kingdom of demon Ravana.
Arrey! Yaar! Goa ka paani baheke Rameswaram tak hee jaati
hain. Immerse that pot of ashes in the waters of Goa only. His grandma came to
sea-off him. The plan was to get down at Kalyan Junction. Oh! Shit! Man! I
forgot the pot of ash inside the compartment. Can you hear the tune of the
song, ‘Tujhe dekha toh yeh jaana sanam’? Yeah! But, she is not Simran; her name
is Meena. A gentleman should not help the big fat guys after helping a
beautiful girl. Those four fatty guys were her cousin brothers. Tamilians
generally don’t understand Hindi. Meri fikar mat karna, mujhe bahut badiya
company mil gayi hain...usse hindi nahi aati hain...kisne boli tujhe mere ko
hindi nahi aati. Apaharan !!! Jaare, tu jaare, souchalay jaa re...jaane kyon
mujhe yeh souchalay bhejhe...jaa jaa souchalay. Nokia Lumia 920 only costs Rs.
34,249/- only. Isse call kar sakti naa? The fat Tamilian who was wearing the
saffron colored shirt threw away that Nokia handset out of the train. Ticket
please! Sun meri TC, inh goondo ko don’t take easy, something is very very
fishy, maa kasam yeh charon ke chaar, iske paas hain long hatiyaar. The ticket
checker got thrown out of the train, though, thankfully, in the river waters
only. Get out of the train, baby!
Aigo! Meena is the daughter of Durgeswar, the Don of Tamil
Nadu. Durgeswar wanted his daughter to get married to Thangabali. Thangabali is
the son of Durgeswar’s friend. Get down from the train, baby. Meena told three
lies to her father. Don’t worry; bhagne mein mera bahut experience hain. Meet
me at the store room. Cross connections took place and the Tamilian aunty
started regarding Rahul as a very naughty man. Actually, that 40 years old man
wanted to get out of that Kumban gaon. Oye! Policewala ka kaam hee hain laash
ko pehchaan naa. I am Shamsher from Punjab. Arrey! Which part kya? Full body is
of Punjab. Thangabali ne Tamil mein kya bola? Thangabali challenged you in a
fight and whosoever wins that fight will marry Meena. Rahul accepted the
challenge unknowingly. Thangabali organized the fight show on that night.
1,2,3,4...get on the dance floor...gili gili gili some more. The drunkard escaped
from the battlefield after giving some lectures.
Wake up! Dude! You are in a trawler of Sri Lankan smugglers
in the International Waters. Oho! You know Durgeswar! Before Thangabali weds
Meena, again, Rahul got delivered back to the same venue. Main Meena ko kidnap
karta hoon. What happened to Dugeswar’s car? You take your way, I take my way.
In Tamil jungles, the tribal people neither understand Hindi nor English. One
truck driver gave the information that the entire South India is searching for
that man from Mumbai who kidnapped a Tamil lady. The two love-birds met again.
Don’t underestimate the power of a common man. Both of them settled down in a
peaceful village of Tamil Nadu as a married couple. As per the traditional
rituals of a temple of Tamil Nadu, a husband must carry his wife on his lap to
the top of the temple by walking 300 staircases upwards. Rahul completed the
ritual and rubbed the vermillion on Meena’s forehead. Titli ban ke dil uraah
hain kahi dooor, khusboo se juraa hain kahi dooor.
Thangabali and his men came to that peaceful village, but,
those villagers protested violently. In that time, both of them escaped from
there. Chipak chipak ke chalti kabhi kabhi doh raahe. Meena did not forget to
take the pot of ash. After immersing his grandfather’s ash in the waters of
Rameswaram, his soul gave him the green signal to proceed forward for a new
romantic life with courage. You can never solve a problem by running away from
it; you can only solve the problem by facing that problem. Meena decided to go
to Pune at her friend’s house. Why Rahul came back to the same spot instead of
running away? Who won the battle between Rahul and Thangabali? Who had a bigger
heart? To whom did Meena marry finally? Anna ke jaise aankhon mein kaala chasma
laaga ke, coconut mein lassi milaake, aa jao saare mood banaake, aaja rajni
dance, don’t miss the dance, Lungi dance....Lungi dance...Disco mein jab yeh
gaana bajega, on the floor aana padega, lungi ko uthana padega...Did those love
birds return back to Mumbai by “CHENNAI EXPRESS”?
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