PIKU !!!

‘Aaj kal koi nahi karta hain.’ ‘Ish ko pee lijiye, joh bhi andar hain sab bahaar aa jaayega.’ ‘Japanese cycle man dies 99!’ ‘Jaani! Lekin aap mere didi ke husband hain isi liye bol rahi hoon.’ ‘Kaal subah 4.30 baaje, kaun jaayega? Arrey! Dil ki burhi nahi hain woh.’ ‘He is the owner.’ ‘Bilkul nahi jayega tumhare saath.’ ‘Gaadi ka cheez hain, aise kaise phek sakte hain.’ ‘Aap Indian style mein baithte hain ya Western style mein.’ ‘Tum Highway mein kabhi drive nahi kiya hain.’

‘Aise chalte rahenge toh parshu tak nahi pouchenge hum.’ ‘Delhi mein kyun settle kiya retirement ke baad?’ ‘Agar itna emotional attachment hain toh aap yeh ghar bechna kyon chahte hain dada?’ ‘Maintainence nahi kar sakta, fine! I will give the money.’ ‘Par bhaagne ke liye koi ladka milna chayiye. Tumne shaadi kyon nahi ki?’ ‘Isi ko log development kahte hain, par agar roots se alag ho, toh kya bachega? You know; what I mean!’ ‘Karoge shaadi?’ ‘Matha kharap nahi hain mera.’

Chittaranjan Park is the hub of Bengali people in Delhi. Bhaskar Babu suffered from constipation and her daughter was always fed up of Taxi Drivers of Himachal Taxi Service. Why the maid-servant was so unhappy about that old man’s attitude and behaviour towards her? Whose colleague was Syed? Why Rana’s mother and sister were not happy with him? Someone fell ill after drinking too much alcohol in a party! Why the Banerjee family planned to go to Kolkata?

The journey from Delhi to Kolkata by car started. ‘Ei path jodi na sesh hoy!’ Relax! Uncle! Enjoy a new song, ‘Dheere chalna hain muskil toh jaldi hee sahi, aankhon ke kinaro mein bahena hee sahi; hum chale baharon mein, gungunaati raahon mein.’ After seeing the knife inside the car, the profile check up started! Well, Rana was not an anti-social, boss. Bhaskar Babu did an Indian stunt to clear his system!

Eat whatever you like to create a natural pressure on the system. Miss Banerjee and Mr. Chaudhury went out for a short drive to have a glimpse of Kolkata City. Kolkata has always been the city of joy with a blend of undercurrent romance within the hearts of lovebirds. The two people of Delhi fell in love with each other, though mildly; after coming to Kolkata! ‘Jheeni jheeni inh saason mein, pehchaani si awaazon mein; goonje hain aaj aasmaan, kaise hum bezubaan.’

Baah! Bhaskar Babu! Baah! The old man enjoyed the ride on a cycle on the streets of Kolkata. Even he ate Hinger Kachuris with Aloor Dum, Garam Jalebis, Misti Doi and of course, hot and spongy Rasogollas. An old man’s mind may be young, but not his body. Very next day, his system resigned from the Planet Earth. ‘Bhai saab peaceful death hee chahte teh.’ ‘Syed, do you have constipation? Pehle kyon nahi bataaya.’  Why Rana started playing the game of Badminton with “PIKU”?