TANU WEDS MANU !!!

‘Kish ka phone tha?’ ‘Likh ke baataye ki de ke?’ ‘Jai Mata Di.’ ‘Kya hua? Sex ho gaya?’ ‘Rape ho gaya!’ Waise bhi pyar hain hee kya? Hormones, Testosterone, Estrogens.’ ‘See me near the door at 1.30.’ ‘Is it a Date?’ ‘Mujhe ladki pasand hain.’ ‘Go to hell.’ ‘Yeh sab sanjog ki baat hain. Kitne bhi Mohammad Rafi ka gaane gaa lo, kuch honewala nahi.’ ‘Aap jaise dikhte ho waise ho nahi.’ Ush din aap ke paas pen tha naa?’ ‘Mera boyfriend hain aur woh Railway contractor hain.’ ‘Bhabi ji ko dekhne aa rahe hain, dhona zaara prem se.’ ‘Punjab chal. Jassi bhaiya ki shaadi hain.’ ‘Tharki gaane!’ ‘Oye! Kya lene jaa raha hain?’ ‘Aadmi, Aadmi hota hain aur Ghoda, Ghoda hota hain.’ ‘Doctor saab! Yeh toh kaamaal ho gaya! Hamaari dulhan toh yehi mil gayi.’ ‘Ladka pasand hain?’

The boy reached Delhi by flight from London and headed towards Kanpur. Everyone started singing inside the train! ‘Jab Delhi ke mixer main ghut jaave Kanpur ki bhaang hoye!’ The rejection took place! Why the boy was so sad while seeing other girls? ‘Piya na rahe mann basiya, sakhi re.’ Go away from that girl! But, alas, she was Payel’s friend and Jaspreet was about to marry Payel. Jassi and Pappi tried their level best! Why Bhopu felt jealous? Raja entered into the story like a Trojan horse? Raja was about to conquer that girl of Kanpur, but, that collage of photos had some effect on her heart. ‘Kabhi sadi gali bhool ke bhi aaya karo ji’; because after so much dramas and excitements, ultimately, you have to appreciate and accept the fact that “TANU WEDS MANU”.