Monday, June 1, 2015

TANU WEDS MANU RETURNS !!!

‘Shaadi kyon karna chahti ho?’ ‘Hamare mangetar humein wapas lauta doh ya phir tum humse beyha karlo.’ ‘Darwaza khula rakhiye.’ ‘Arrey! Correct side main toh hain par correct side kaun si hain?’ ‘Paap hain, ghor paap hain aur yeh paapi hain.’ ‘Aap bhi paddle maroh ni.’ ‘Yeh baat hain! Laage toh hain humre jaisa!’ ‘Kyon; yeh baccha Jassi ka nahi hain?’ ‘Nahi hain.’ ‘Oye koi aur hain yeh. Jo bhi uske jaise dikhta hain aap unke peeche chal dogey kya?’ ‘I am an old school girl.’ ‘Good question! You are a good girl.’ ‘Chaar saal se bahut jhela hoon.’ ‘Sab hee jhel rahe hain. Challis saal se jhel raha hoon. Jab tak jhel sakte ho, jhel lo.’ ‘Do something exciting. Agar koi na mile toh akele hee ghar se bhaag jaao. Let there be life.’ ‘Aunty baan gayi tum.’ ‘Yeh dost hain mera.’ ‘Ek Rickshaw wala tumhara dost hain!’ ‘Jaldi nikalo unko.’ ‘Yeh shaadi behya ka jo khel hain na, bahut hee theda khel hain.’ ‘Begam sudhar jaao, nahi toh de denge talaaq.’ ‘Bhosdi ke, pagal ho gaya hain ke.’ ‘Kya hua?’ ‘Beech mein aa gaya.’ ‘Kayede mein raho.’ ‘Iski shaadi hone wali hain isse!’

The married couple entered inside a mental rehabilitation and recovery centre of London. Point to be noted that both of them got married with each other just four years back. Who got admitted inside a mental hospital? Who came back to Kanpur? Chintu made friendship with whom? Why Raja was too angry on Chintu? Pappi had a heart attack after hearing a good question! Who was following that girl? Slowly and steadily, Kusum fell in love with a Doctor. ‘Isse kahete hain extra-marital affair!’ Kusum passed which exam? Raja felt nostalgic after meeting his ex-girlfriend. ‘Piya, move on, move on.’ Chintu played the game from behind to add fuel to the fire of misunderstandings between the married couple. Kusum was ready to get married with her new lover. Pappi loved Komal so much! Payel and Jassi tried their level best! Kusum’s marriage preparation was on. ‘Banno tera sweater, laage sexy.’ After so much dramas and emotions, who got married to Kusum? Why everyone felt that somehow; luckily, “TANU WEDS MANU RETURNS”?

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