Aaj tak meri beti ne ek hee kaam accha kiyo hain, aur woh hain tumse behaa.' 'Heera ko johuri ke paas bhejho, tabhi toh chamkegi.' 'Haan, gentleman toh hoon.' 'Dubai nahi, filhaal dabaai khilaao.'
'Dowry' is a virus and 'Frequent status updation' in social networking sites is a disease in India. 'Main Whatsapp, toh woh Telegram !' 'Morha accha hain, sanskaari hain.' 'Tumne mujhse sirf Dubai ke liya behaa kiya hain, mujhse pyar kateyi na tha !'
'Yeh joh pitaai kiya, yeh pitaai nahi hain, yeh expression of feelings hain.' 'Assi saal ka tazurba hain, ek baar mann se nikal gayo, toh koi naa bulaave.' 'Arrey ! Morha mil gayo kaa !' 'Bhagwan ke ghar mein der hain, andher nahi.' 'Aap ke saath toh kaand ho gaya bhaiya !'
Anita had a dream to marry someone who is settled overseas and she wants to live there and upload photos in social networking sites. Aab poore Bhopal mein yeh baat fahel gayi. The marriage got cancelled, not because that the girl is fatty, but for some other reason.
'Daana daal de.' 'Tum mein hum'. Lo shaadi bhi kar liye chupke chupke, par suhaag raat aab tak na ho paaya bhayaa. No dowry, no cheques please. Greed factor stepped in again, when that letter came from Dubai. Apna desh toh apna desh hota hain.
Who slapped whom and why ? Mr. Awasthi got a chance to teach her daughter a lesson. Did Pushpinder board the plane to go to Dubai ? 'Bhaiya Bhabhi mil gaye.' Aab toh bahut dino baad hogi aasli suhag raat, kyon ki, huyi joh hain "MOTICHOOR CHAKHNACHOOR".
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