'Ajab jalwa hain huzoor aap ke adalat ka!''Ish bharoshe ko naa tutne deh''Agar Sarkar unki baat nahi sunegi, Prashashan unki baat nahi sunegi, Police unki baat nahi sunega, toh Court sunegi unki.''Sitapur ki chocolate khaaye ho ki nahi!''Record ho jaayega statement, uske baad hum apke hain kaun?''Aaj court mein jo hua, woh saayed bharatiya nyaylaya ke itihaas mein pehli baar hua hoga!''There is nothing free in this office, Sir!''Aap ka kabootar udhte udhte Kashmir pouch gaya.'
'Nahi Manyavar, aap mein yehi ek bahumukhi prativa hain.''Apni yeh manhush shakal dobaara mat dikhana mujhe.''Ussi almaari ki chaabi dhoondte dhoondte aaye hain aap ke paas.''Do lakh ka paan khaao'.'Life ka pehla encounter aap ke saath kiya tha.''Fiat ki factory mein Mercedez nahi baanti hain janaab.''Nakli AADHAAR Card baanana koi muskil kaam nahi hain!''Aab toh saach bol.''Medical Test kar ke pataa kar sakta tha ki tum kitna bada Pandit ho.''Insaaf chaaiye.'
Students are very weak in English!'Tum jaise angootha chaap bhi humein chunaa lagaa jaaye, toh swasuri, yeh wakalat ki degree kish kaam ki.''Joh wakeel paisa wapas kar de na, woh wakeel nahi hota.' Fake death certificates are also evidences!'Laash toh aap ke saamne zinda khara hain.' His name in the F.I.R will prove that he is still alive.'Peechle 15 saal mein joh kaam nahi ho paaya, woh aap ne 15 minute mein kar diya.' Birbal's boss wanted to have his own chamber.
'Maan gaye mere case ladhne ke liye!' Khul gaya chamber!'Nazron se katte se maare tu goli re, aisa zehar hain joh maare slowly re.' After that shock, Hina in Heaven! Pramod got a new client under whose name, the Public Interest Litigation got filed.'Yeh Manish Malhotra ke lehenga kitne pe aata hoga?' Correct the spellings please as'Weds' got typed as'Wets' and'Groom' got typed as'Goon'. After the honeymoon night, it was the day for whom to go to heaven?
Welcome to Benaras, where you will find female cricketers and male cheerleaders! In the name of a glamourous game, gambling goes on and on. CBI Department also had some doubts about what?The old tailor co-operated!'Jhansi se ek naujawan aaya tha.' Sound of gun firing!'Bawra mann raah taake tarse re'! Who got suspended?'Naa tumhe tumhara Department, na tumhe Sarkar bachayega!' The case started again.'Mushtaq! Line acchi hain likhlo, kaam aayenge.'
Pramod grilled late Baldev's son. Personal fights of lawyers inside the Court! Ramkumar gave a test! Was it a correct result as per the video footage shown in the Court? Only 4 days given to whom by the the Discipline Committee of the Lucknow Bar Association to prove what?'Aab Srinagar mein kya kar aaye yaar!' The Sundar Judge Vs Pramod Lawyer created a history even at late night hours inside the Court. Ghadi mein barah baaja hain, case ka nahi. Gomti nadi ke pool mein kya hua tha?
'The case resumes, aap log sab baith jaaiye.' Fahim's statement at midnight created confusions!'Inspector hain woh, jyotishi thodi naa hain!' The Uttar Pradesh Policemen arrested someone from Mathura! Why Pramod's father gave a silent objection to the'I Object' statement of Pramod? A terrorist bribed whom? Who was that innocent fellow who got killed? Suryaveer knew which Iqbal was the real culprit! Finally, who won in the legal battle of “STATE VS JOLLY LLB 2”?
'Nahi Manyavar, aap mein yehi ek bahumukhi prativa hain.''Apni yeh manhush shakal dobaara mat dikhana mujhe.''Ussi almaari ki chaabi dhoondte dhoondte aaye hain aap ke paas.''Do lakh ka paan khaao'.'Life ka pehla encounter aap ke saath kiya tha.''Fiat ki factory mein Mercedez nahi baanti hain janaab.''Nakli AADHAAR Card baanana koi muskil kaam nahi hain!''Aab toh saach bol.''Medical Test kar ke pataa kar sakta tha ki tum kitna bada Pandit ho.''Insaaf chaaiye.'
Students are very weak in English!'Tum jaise angootha chaap bhi humein chunaa lagaa jaaye, toh swasuri, yeh wakalat ki degree kish kaam ki.''Joh wakeel paisa wapas kar de na, woh wakeel nahi hota.' Fake death certificates are also evidences!'Laash toh aap ke saamne zinda khara hain.' His name in the F.I.R will prove that he is still alive.'Peechle 15 saal mein joh kaam nahi ho paaya, woh aap ne 15 minute mein kar diya.' Birbal's boss wanted to have his own chamber.
'Maan gaye mere case ladhne ke liye!' Khul gaya chamber!'Nazron se katte se maare tu goli re, aisa zehar hain joh maare slowly re.' After that shock, Hina in Heaven! Pramod got a new client under whose name, the Public Interest Litigation got filed.'Yeh Manish Malhotra ke lehenga kitne pe aata hoga?' Correct the spellings please as'Weds' got typed as'Wets' and'Groom' got typed as'Goon'. After the honeymoon night, it was the day for whom to go to heaven?
Welcome to Benaras, where you will find female cricketers and male cheerleaders! In the name of a glamourous game, gambling goes on and on. CBI Department also had some doubts about what?The old tailor co-operated!'Jhansi se ek naujawan aaya tha.' Sound of gun firing!'Bawra mann raah taake tarse re'! Who got suspended?'Naa tumhe tumhara Department, na tumhe Sarkar bachayega!' The case started again.'Mushtaq! Line acchi hain likhlo, kaam aayenge.'
Pramod grilled late Baldev's son. Personal fights of lawyers inside the Court! Ramkumar gave a test! Was it a correct result as per the video footage shown in the Court? Only 4 days given to whom by the the Discipline Committee of the Lucknow Bar Association to prove what?'Aab Srinagar mein kya kar aaye yaar!' The Sundar Judge Vs Pramod Lawyer created a history even at late night hours inside the Court. Ghadi mein barah baaja hain, case ka nahi. Gomti nadi ke pool mein kya hua tha?
'The case resumes, aap log sab baith jaaiye.' Fahim's statement at midnight created confusions!'Inspector hain woh, jyotishi thodi naa hain!' The Uttar Pradesh Policemen arrested someone from Mathura! Why Pramod's father gave a silent objection to the'I Object' statement of Pramod? A terrorist bribed whom? Who was that innocent fellow who got killed? Suryaveer knew which Iqbal was the real culprit! Finally, who won in the legal battle of “STATE VS JOLLY LLB 2”?
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