Sunday, August 12, 2018

SANJU !!!

'Jish maalik ne dard banaaya, usne dabaa bhi banaaya.''Kaal Ganpati Bappa se, main tere liye duaa maanga.''Full stop lagaiye, question mark nahi.''Teri entry pe siti maarungi.' 'Usse laut aane mein bahut time laagega.''Mujhe Hollywood se film ka offer aaya hain.'' Aap ke paas toh James Bond hain'.'My name is Bond, James Bond'.'308 tak yaad hain.''Ghapaghap ke baad, naam poochoo!''Uske Ganpati Bappa, maa ko hosh mein le aaye.''Mangalsutra kahan hain?''Doctor hairaan tha, ki main zinda kaise hoon.''Maine toh landline pe phone kiya.''Sunrise ka shot agar Sunset ko detaa raha, toh ek din career ka Sunset ho jaayega.'

The'RDX' news created misunderstanding in their frienship. Jab sahi salaamat hain yeh anda, dil yeh maange thodi si masti, toh gaarh do jhanda.'Kya yehi pyar hain!' Smoking is injurious to health but scolding someone is more injurious!'God bulaata tha isko.' You always took Glucose and kept on giving me strong dose.'Yeh ladaai usse khud ladne do.' Life is a race, a competition; don't back out, fight it and earn your rewards.'Kar har maidan fateh.' Welcome Back!'Main badiya tu bhi badiya, main hoon azaad chiriya!'

'Koi accha writer kyon likhega mere baareme!' Bapu aur Baba ek kaise hobe hain bhai.'Kya opening hain!' You tore that note! See the wedding card, 'Ruby weds Rustom'. He is torturing with his own life!'Mujhe kya karna chaiye Kamlesh!' The Mumbai bomb blast also created'Dhamaka' in his life. Why he had connections with the Underworld? Even if you get out of TADA, you are still guilty under Arms Act!'I am not a Terrorist.''Mujhe Terrorist se milna hain.''O dekh, Munnabhai ka baap jaa raha hain.''Kuch toh log kahenge!'

He was not allowed to say the speech and the next day, his father became speechless forever.'Baap ki hasrat bhi poori kar de.' Cut! Cut! Aha! Baap aur Bete ki'Jaadu ki Jhappi' hain bhai, 'Cut' bolne se, cut thodha ee hota hain.'Jab bhi taqleef aata hain na, toh main bolta hoon, Ustaad raasta dikhaao.''Aap ke paas AK-56 thi?' Did Winnie took Zubin's suggestion?'Baal safed ho rahe hain.' Did Kamli met his old friend?  Why that lawyer got kicked out from that theater room?'Yeh eeta matlab!''Tiger hain tu, Tiger!'

Tiger Memon and D-Company were involved in the Bombay Blast Case. Was he the scapegoat in that case?'Underworld se dosti karega, toh Press wale peeche parenge hee naa'.'Yeh Circuit! Tension nahi lene ka, aapun hain na!' Bhai, tere baapuji ki ustaadon ki gaane ka lyrics toh solid hain re.'Ruk jaana nahi tu kabhi haar ke.''Naa sarh jhuka ke jiyo.' Life inside a jail is like living in a hell.'Duniya mein rahena hain toh kaam kar pyaare.' Humans are social animals whose life is not confined in a zoo; ala re ala, bahaar ala, “SANJU”!

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