Sunday, December 9, 2018

MIRZAPUR (SEASON 1, 9 EPISODES WEB SERIES) !!!

'Gun se darr nahi laagta hain humko.' 'Solid network hain hamara.' 'Evidence kahaan hain.' 'Saree uthaane ka bahut shaukh hain'. 'Choli ke peeche kya hain.' 'Maaro sab ko'.'Band baaj gaya'. 'Hum bhi kabhi loyal teh'. 'Tum bhi pele jaaoge'. 'Agar hum haan kahede toh boori ladki ban jaayenge.' 'Aap hamesha aag mein haath daaltey hain.' 'Jab aadmi ko ijjat ki ummeed naa ho aur mil jaaye naa, toh ushki loyalty dus gunaa badh jaati hain.' 'Aap jish sahar pe naukar ban ke aaye hain, hum malik hain ush sahar ke.' 'Bank mein doosro ke liye paisa geenogey, yahaan aapne liye.' 'Raj ki saansey tez ho gayi, aur kisi bhi pal Sarita ko charam shukh milne wala tha, Sarita chikhi.' 'Maa ka doodh'. 'Shilajit diye teh naa aapko'. 'Jitna katta bazaar mein bikegaa, utna hissa aapko bhi milega.' 'Attack mein bhi gun, defense mein bhi gun'. 'Start with them.' 'Hum pet se hain'. 'Ush raaste pe sirf andhera hain'. 'Inhe wahi Raja banaa do, jaisa woh dikhte hain'. 'Woh byapaari teh, aur hum hain bahubali.' 'Aap Policewala hain ki Haalwaai.'

The groom went to heaven while sitting on a horse. Yahan 'Ghoda' ko 'Katta' kaheta hain be. Aab 1500 rupiya mein 'AK 47' ka sapna kaahein dekhte hain. Munna's stepmom was of his age and full of energy.  Many years back, Satyanand conquered a Kingdom and the tradition of 'Bahubali' started in the Tripathi dynasty. Why Akhandanand made a mark on Ratishankar's body? Kahleen bhaiya ne bulaa liya ! Arrey, Pandit ji, party khud case wapas le liya. 'Majboori mein shuru kiye teh, par abhi majaa aa raha hain'. 'Sab hamari lete hain, hum bhi sab ki lenge.' 'Bade logon ki baat hee alag hoti hain be, Luna maanga Bullett de diya, upar se khilaa bhi diya.' 'Aap se hee shikhe hain Guru, ki banduk ke saath saath, dimaag bhi chalaana zaroori hain.' 'Aap kab CM banenge ?' Katta ka business badhao, barfi ka business mein bhi involve karenge. Munna's maid-servant always gave him the desired satisfaction. 'Itni der tak kabhi nahi kar paate hain Kahleen Bhaiya.' 'Aab kaato !'

Kuch Kabootar o thokh diya gaya. 'Jaunpur Connections'! 'Humse hee quality testing karwaa raha hain !' Katta abhi nahi faat tha, kyon ki isse bananewale ki aab faat thi hain. 'Kabhi bhi demo de sakte hain'. Golu ne nomination bharh diya. After going through their ACR, IPS Maurya gave them a free hand. Start with them. Who tried to kidnap Dimpy ? Election is nearing, so please have controlled violence only. Peace Treaty ! Aab Ratishankar ko kaahe thokh diya bhai ! 'Kenchuey kahi doodh peekey saap na bann jaaye.' Guddu got married to Sweety, and Gajagamini started falling in love with Bablu. 'Har baar garam kar ke, thanda hee chorh dete hain.' Ramakant Pandit aapne do bete ko ghar se nikaal diya. 'Yahaan toh Ram Rajya chal raha hain'.  'Eliminate'. 'Tumhara dost wafadar tha !' 'Aab toh tandav hoga'. Arrey Lala Miyaan, resham ka rang aab hogi laal, dekhtey hain 'Gorakhpur Gunfighting' ke baad "MIRZAPUR" mein kaisi hoti hain baawaal. 

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