Sunday, November 25, 2018

SONU KE TITU KI SWEETY !!!

'Dosti aur ladki mein, hamesha ladki hee jeet thi hain.' 'Main sex ke liye shaadi nahi kar raha hoon.' 'Didi ne bola'. 'Yeh kya tera baap ki kursi hain'. 'Nayak nahi, khalnayak hoon main.' 'Kar hee kyon raha hain'. 'Yeh kaun hain!' 'Kyon ki maine yeh zehar piya hain.' 'Itna perfect koi nahi ho sakta hain yaar !' 'Sab galat ho raha hain'. 'Iski qurbaani toh bekaar mat jaane de.' 'Yeh tera bhaim hain !' 'Aagley teen din mein, no phone calls.' 'Abhi nahi, thodi der baad aa'. 

Who was crying inside a sweet shop ? Oh! regarding the quality of sweets, there is always a quarrel between the people of two generations. Ladka hamesha aapne baap se haar maan leta hain. 'Khatam kar !' Well, Titu is again single, ready to mingle. 'Tu dil yeh churaake, churiya chalaiya, Bum Diggy, Diggy, Bum Bum.' Achanak, ek rishtaa aa gaya. Oh! everything is so perfect ! 'NGO mein kaam karti hain.' Check her Facebook account. How many Facebook friends ? 

What happened in Goa ? 'Aaj ke baad ish ghar mein, ish baareme koi baath nahi hoga'. Chicken got banned inside the house ! Titu, mere bhai, thoda sa tere maathey ke baal pe haath bulaaloon, tu bali ka bakra joh bannewala hain. 'Yeh ghar dono ke naam pe hoga.' No bank loans ! New house, new caretaker ! T-shirt bhi pehen liya ! 'Bajre ki Roti !' 'Bachpan se accha khaasa Colgate chal raha tha.' 'Babu paani peela !' ' Babu, remote de.' Baah ! kya morning walk tha, Babu bhaag gaya !

The war started. 'Peela de deewani main hoon jiski, I am a bad girl, I like whisky. Desi Daaru, English Bar ! Chote chote peg !' Destination wedding ! Very smart indeed ! 'Aise ladki o se hee ghar baanta hain'. Ghasitaram aur uske pyaare saale saab, Lalu bahut hee majaa le rahe teh. 'Badi behen ki jhooti kasam ki keemat tum kya jaano Ghasitaram Babu !' Chal yaar, Lalu, 4% pe settle kar lete hain. Laaga de bet ! Bachelor party at Amsterdam ! 'Kamar de tattoo hain kaamaal, oh kudi, kaun naach di'. 'Pihu Poison' got injected. 'Yeh kya ho raha hain, yaar !'

Bhai Titu, sambhaalo apne dil ko. 'Suno pehle raat ki kahani, peeli maine Red Wine puraani. Dil chori sadda ho gaya, oye, ki kariye, ki kariye.' The strategies of Sonu clicked many a times. 'Subah subah tu joh mila'. Sweety defeated her competitor in the Semi Final match to play the Final match against Sonu. Haldi laagao bhai, Haldi, hain joh aaj yaar ki Shaadi. 'Tu joh rootha, toh kaun haasega. Tu joh chootha, toh kaun rahega. Tu choop hain toh, darr laagta hain. Tera yaar hoon main.' Who lifted the 'Titu' Trophy in the tournament of  "SONU KE TITU KI SWEETY" ?

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