Sunday, February 2, 2020

MADE IN CHINA !!!

'Sangharsh ke binaa kaamyabi ke nazdeek pouchna bhi muskil hain.' 'Customer kya hain ?' 'Sangharsh ko chunauti mat samjho.' 'Customer ki need hain taala aur jish din tumko yeh taale ki chaabi mil gayi, bann gaye entrepreneur.' 'China se tu itna darr mat.' 'Passport hain ! toh aur kya chaiye, aa jaao.' 'Main toh ekdum top floor mein jaa ke poora nazaara dekhti hoon.' 'Lift accha chal raha hain aur liftmain bhi accha hain.' 'This will not fly'. 'Baash ! Jhunjhuna baajaana bandh kar dijiye, yehi iska asli ilaaz hain.' 'China ka Falguni Pathak !' Hao Li made a deal with Devraj ! No 'Ash Bull', but 'Tiger Soup' ! 'Yeh duniya ek Whatsapp group ee toh hain aur uska admin upar baitha hain.' 'Balls of Steel !'

Whom did Xiu slapped inside a room of 'Dancing Dragon' ? What happened to Mr. Zeng inside a hotel room of Ahmedabad ? Who are the two interrogating officers of CBI ? 'Agar tumhe Bahubali banna hain toh, stress naam ki Katappa se dur raho.' 'Don't make your bedtime stories to badtime stories.' 'Prabha, yeh partnership karne aaya hain ki, tera haath maangne aaya hain.' Business team created. Rupa wanted 12% partnership. 'Aaj pataa chala, aajkal companyiaan mahila o ko kyon CEO banaati hain.' 'Kahaani ko nahi, Hero ko bech'. 'Brand ek shaand hain'. Dr. Vardhi went to a wrong seminar room !  'Toh dekhiye, pyar ka bulb kaise jwalta hain'.

Spreading awareness is the mother of solutions of so many hidden issues or problems. 'Kaka ! Rocking !' RV International got formed. Now, after marketing and branding of products, time to focus on product distribution system and its ease of accessibility by the customers. Tanmoy Shah sent Myra and Kyra for Summer Internships to this newly formed firm ! Here comes the mobile ordering system. Just SMS 'MAGIC' to 56289. Now, time to use the existing delivery channels by just changing the delivery product and increasing the delivery commissions on per product. 'So, aaj se, say no to daaru and say yes to soup.' 

'Yeh business karna nahi hain aasaan, baash itna samajh lijiye; aag ka dariya hain, aur aap ko scuba diving kar ke aagey jaana hain.' 'Sanedo ! Sanedo !' The trustees of Hatkesh Temple became furious, so was Rukmini, but why ?' Why the principal of Chintu's school called Chintu's parents ? 'Every crisis is an opportunity in disguise.' The Indo-China Enquiry Commission found nothing objectionable. Why hussh, hussh in this matter ! 'I am not in Uganda, I am in India. This is my country.' The real problem lies in the mentality and psychology. 'Sahi business wahi hota hain, jahaan aap solution ko bechtey ho, problem ko nahi.' 'Raabdi khaaoge, Sir !' Desi raabdi toh shuddh desi ee houche sain, chahey jitna bhi uske upar maaruchey level, "MADE IN CHINA".

No comments:

Post a Comment