Sunday, February 2, 2020

BALA !!!

Take care of your hairs, my son, take care of your hairs ! Samaaj ki soch mein badlaav laana hain, khud ko 'Badal naa kyon hain !' 'Sarh ke sartaaj hain hum'. 'Selfie mein itni likes toh hum hee laate hain'. 'Aao Kubja, tumhein sundar banaa deh.' 'Aap ka gene kharab hain !' 'Aaj tumhare papa tumhein baal gift kar raha hain'. 'School mein hum Hero ki tarah jeete teh'. Yeh kaahan le aaya Bacchan bhaiya ! Ush ilaake ko bhi donor area kahete hain ! 'Aajkaal Malinga style bhi badiya chal raha hain bhaiya.' Dark skinned girls often get rejected as each and every family in Kanpur is searching for any fair skinned girl to be their future daughter-in-law. Terah saal puraani girlfriend chorh ke chali gayi ! 

Koi kahi Pari hain kya ? Who went to Lucknow from Kanpur ? 'Looks ke saath hum kabhi compromise nahi karte hain.' So many likes in Babayu's videos in Tiktok ! Instead of Babayu, the SMS went to Babu Presswala ! 'Matlab woh huya ki nahi !' Who created that Instagram profile ? 'Apology not accepted, get lost.' 'Kabhi kabhi laagta hain ki tum ek film ki tarah ho.' 'Darr laagta hain, ki kahi ish film ka 'The End' naa ho jaaye.' A notice of a fraud case ! Who took him to the school reunion ? The marriage got declared as null and void. 'Koi DDLJ walaa ending hone ka chance bilkul hee nahi hain !' Krishna ne sirf Kubja ko khubsoorti ka ehsaas dilaaya tha.' 'Come, fall in love with yourself'. Baal toh girtey hee raahein, par girne ke baad uthke jo jung hain jeeta, ush ka naam hain 'BALA'

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